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  • #1

    Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

    Headline News
    http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835


    This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

    Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

    GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

    PRAISE THE LORD!!
    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
    Tags: dirty stinky hippies, interspecies relations
  • #2
    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
    Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

    Headline News
    http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835


    This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

    Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

    GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

    PRAISE THE LORD!!
    DNA does not actually exist. The idea of DNA was created by scientists to lead people away from Jesus.
    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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    • #3
      Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

      Here's what I want to know: what gives this chink the gall to go around interfering with God's plan? Jesus clearly wanted these dolphins to die--that's why He put plastic bottles in their stomachs--and this man thinks that just because the Lord turned him into a deformed freak as punishment for his sins, he can use that deformity to circumvent His will? Madness.
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      • #4
        Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

        Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!
        Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
        I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
        Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
        Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
        Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.         - Ovid

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        • #5
          Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

          Then they are an abomination.

          Leviticus 11:10
          And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

          Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.
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          • #6
            Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

            Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?
              Thank ya for addin' this article to this conversation Brother Temperance cuz it jist proves further how SICK and ABOMINAL the SINNERS in this world really are. How can a human being marry a dolphin? And jist what kind of SINNIN' preacher would even perform such a ceremony of holy matrimony anyway? The VILE DEPRAVITY of the HEATHEN today never stops amazing me! ABOMINATIONS they are! VALLEYS OF DEATH in everything they do with their bodies and VILE FALLEN souls!!
              Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

              "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

              "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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              • #8
                Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!
                Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #9
                  Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                  Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!


                  * Exported from MasterCook II

                  Dolphin Parmesan

                  Recipe By : Palm Beach Post 07/17/97
                  Serving Size : 2 Preparation Time :0:00
                  Categories : New Text Import To Post
                  Seafood - Entrees

                  Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
                  -------- ------------ --------------------------------
                  8 Ounces Dolphin Filets
                  Flour Seasoned With Salt And Pepper -- for
                  dredging
                  2 Ounces Tomato Sauce
                  Egg Beaten With A Little Milk
                  Italian Bread Crumbs
                  Olive Oil
                  Shredded Mozzarella
                  2 Ounces Parmesan -- grated

                  Rinse fillets; pat dry. Dredge in flour, dip in beaten egq, then in
                  bread crumbs to bread the fillets. Place in pan with a little olive oil
                  and pan sear until lightly browned. Place fish a casserole dish or on a
                  baking dish and top with tomato sauce and mozzarella and Parmesan.

                  Bake at 350° until cheese is melted and dolphin is moist.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!
                    Yum! Unfortunately our local waters are fished out of dolphin.
                    Mrs. P has created a recipe too, and here it is in sea green ink.
                    She has omitted the you-know-what, only because the local Piggly-Wiggly can't get the danged stuff no more.


                    Any Landoverians who have a freezer full of mini-leviathans,
                    please try this one out, and let us know how it pleases your souls.


                    MIAMI DOLPHIN LEMON BARS

                    2 1/4 c. flour
                    1/2 c. confectioners sugar
                    1 c. firm butter
                    2 c. sugar
                    1/2 tsp. baking powder
                    4 eggs, beaten
                    5 tbsp. lemon juice

                    Mix together 2 cups flour and confectioners sugar in a bowl.
                    Cut in butter with a pastry blender.
                    When mixture looks like corn meal, turn into an ungreased 9 x 13 x 3 inch baking pan.
                    Press firmly on bottom of pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

                    Mix 1/4 cup flour with granulated sugar and baking powder.
                    Add to beaten egg and mix ell. Beat in lemon juice.
                    Pour over baked crust. Bake 25 minutes. Cool 30 minutes.
                    Cut into squares. Dust with confectioners sugar.




                    Mmmmm, fishcakes for dessert!

                    The kind good women make.
                    They dusts them in a sugar bag
                    just like ol' Shake 'N Bake!

                    When the squares is cut to size
                    then pop 'em in the mouth
                    and Praise the Lord
                    cuz we et well
                    and sent more demons South!

                    http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1610,...234205,00.html

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                      Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                      Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!
                      What is this strange heathen language that you speak? Where are any of the highlighted words to be found in the Holy King James Bible? Here is what we read of such things in God's Word:

                      Genesis 1:21: And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

                      As you can see, the kinds (not classes) of living creatures of the water were all created on the same day. Man was created later:

                      Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                      Finally, the satanic myth of DNA contradicts Scripture:

                      Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                        Then they are an abomination.

                        Leviticus 11:10
                        And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

                        Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.
                        It isn't what your body is covered with that makes you a mammal. Mammal's give birth to live young and are warm blooded which dolhins and whales are. hence they are both mammals whether you like it or not.

                        How does that passage refer to mammals all it says is that thigns that have scales or live in the water are 'evil'. Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?
                        Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                          Mammals do not have scales. Therefore, mammals that swim in the sea are an abomination.

                          I know that dolphins are mammals, you blithering idiot. What I'm pointing out is that, because of this, the Holy Scripture condemns them.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                            >_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.
                            Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?
                              Bwahahahaha! But not the worst I've seen. Someone once showed me a link to a page by someone who went one step further with the dolphins

                              And dolphins ARE mammals. One of the most intelligent animals on earth, they aren't just a fish, and as has been mentioned here, I believe, studies show we even have some DNA in common with plants. So it's only logical that something like this would happen.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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