[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys, you idiot witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Whatever, my original point stands.

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Whatever, my original point stands.

The original point that you are an idiot? Do you have your husband's permission to post in this Forum?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

So that they can be elected president, of course. As is illustrated here:
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ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

Stealing is against GOD's law, Bigot, and so is making fun of his Chosen President, you should be asahamed of yourself.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Stealing is against GOD's law, Bigot, and so is making fun of his Chosen President, you should be asahamed of yourself.

1- It's why I'm asking. If she says it's okay, it's not stealing.
2- You never had a problem makind fun of the President God chose when he chose Bill Clinton, did you? Hypocrite.
3- You're going to need more than "GOD's law" to convince me, one way or the other, of anything.
4- There are things I'm ashamed of, but nothing that I have posted here.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

ROTFLMAO!
Love the pic!
Hope you don't mind me stealing that to show off elsewhere, do ya?

Lol, no problem.
Pictures like that are meant to share!

[Minister Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

What about the "God is bowling theory" for thunder and lighting?

Well, we can't prove God isn't bowling, so I suppose that's as valid as any other supernatural-cause proposition. Also, the scientific Theory Thunder and Lightning is just a theory, not fact, and more and more top scientists are abandoning Thunder and Lightning theory in favor of the Ninepin Theory.

I mean, if lightning comes from charged particles, why are there still charged particles?

Even Edison confessed his theory of electricity was wrong on his death bed, and converted to Christianity.

Benjamin Franklin's dog-sitter literally HEARD Franklin say he saw angels aiming lightning at the key he tied to his kite every time God bowled a strike.

There's lots of undeniable, actual proof of this.

You need to do research. Basically lightning happens as the static electricity in a cloud becomes too much for the cloud to hold and it is attracted to the negativity of the ground. Thunder happens because lightning is so hot, it makes air particles "pop". I learned that in 8th grade science. And Ben Franklin was around before any of this research was done, so that was the only possible explanation he had. You may need 2 do some research yourself, considering it is out there now. God frowns upon ignorance.

[Minister Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

And also, do not, call Rachael a witch, we learned in Salem Massachusetts that witches are not real, all it was was a giant case of paranoia. Didn't God, however, tell us to Love one another??? And McCain was NOT the chosen one of God, I have not heard that anywhere but here. If he did, however tell us that, and it was proven to be false, he would be bearing false witness...a sin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

And also, do not, call Rachael a witch, we learned in Salem Massachusetts that witches are not real, all it was was a giant case of paranoia. Didn't God, however, tell us to Love one another??? And McCain was NOT the chosen one of God, I have not heard that anywhere but here. If he did, however tell us that, and it was proven to be false, he would be bearing false witness...a sin.

Pal, you want to look at THIS evidence that witches are real.

Not to mention the Bible tells me witches are real. No where does He say we should "love" witches.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

You need to do research. Basically lightning happens as the static electricity in a cloud becomes too much for the cloud to hold and it is attracted to the negativity of the ground. Thunder happens because lightning is so hot, it makes air particles "pop". I learned that in 8th grade science. And Ben Franklin was around before any of this research was done, so that was the only possible explanation he had. You may need 2 do some research yourself, considering it is out there now. God frowns upon ignorance.

You're the one who needs to do research. All of these hypotheses that you present as facts have been completely discredited by Creation Science.

Lightning is directed by God onto the Earth as a demonstration of God's awesome power:

His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled. Psalm 97:4

Similarly, God controls thunder directly:

So Samuel called unto the LORD; and the LORD sent thunder and rain that day: and all the people greatly feared the LORD and Samuel. 1 Samuel 12:18

Ditto for hailstones:

And it came to pass, as they fled from before Israel, and were in the going down to Bethhoron, that the LORD cast down great stones from heaven upon them unto Azekah, and they died: they were more which died with hailstones than they whom the children of Israel slew with the sword. Joshua 10:11

Clouds are the dust from God's footprints, and, BTW, God sends storms and tornadoes to punish the wicked.

The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet. Nahum 1-3

Luckily, God has told us what to do if we are confronted by a dangerous storm. Contrary to what the Weather Service says, you should not hide in your basement, but rather you should trust the Lord to protect you:

But as they sailed he fell asleep: and there came down a storm of wind on the lake; and they were filled with water, and were in jeopardy. And they came to him, and awoke him, saying, Master, master, we perish. Then he arose, and rebuked the wind and the raging of the water: and they ceased, and there was a calm. And he said unto them, Where is your faith? And they being afraid wondered, saying one to another, What manner of man is this! for he commandeth even the winds and water, and they obey him. Luke 8:23-25

[Tantheus Robinson]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

Like a lot of youngsters growing up in the 1970s, I too was brainwashed by secularist "teachers" in the Godless, union-infested public schools into believing the myth of evolution. It wasn't until I was deployed to Somalia in 1991 that I had the opportunity to perform pre-autopsys on teenage Somali prisoners, where I witnessed firsthand the soul departing the human body through perforations in the lower abdomen. Watching the look in the prisoners' eyes during the process of many live disembowlings led me to the inescapable conclusion that only God could create human life.

PRAISE!

[GodsCreation]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

FACE THE TRUTH

IT IS YOU WHO'S STUPID!
YOU LIVE IN AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE? BUT THE ONLY THINGS I'V READ ON THIS BOARD IS "I'M A QUEER GOD WORSHIPPER WHO LIKES IT IN THE ARSE!". YOU LOOK DOWN AT OTHER PEOPLE, WITHOUT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TRULY THE ONE WHOSE THE IDIOTS.

TELL ME WHY YOU NEED TO CATEGORIZE OTHER PEOPLE AND THEN MAKING THEM TO "FALSE" AND NOT GOD WORSHIPPING PEOPLE.

YOU'RE ALL piffleING IGNORANT

piffle OFF AND DIE! BY THE SWORD!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

I detect a small note of anger here. Why not accept the Love of Jesus ?

[GodsCreation]

Re: Evolution is Stooooopid!

I don't believe in a man RETURNING from beyond the grave.
Yeah he sure lived... but I don't have to give my mind or soul to any GOD or SATAN I might appear satanic... but that's just I'm trying to make it clear to you that you are so ironic and withdrawn that you can't even follow your God.

And yes you people make me angry, it hurts in my heart to see that americans can be so stupid.