euh...

[Bub.]

I believe in science. You don't. So I'd like to ask you several questions, because I'm curious of your answers.

How do you explain the DNA? Why is our DNA similar to monkey's DNA?

How do you explain that there were Indians in America. They don't speak about them in the Genesis. Don't they come from a son of Noah, like the others?

Wouldn't it be simplier to admit that God created the Universe a long time ago, that He brought life on the Earth and that this life, His creation, evoluted?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I believe in science. You don't. So I'd like to ask you several questions, because I'm curious of your answers.

How do you explain the DNA? Why is our DNA similar to monkey's DNA?

How do you explain that there were Indians in America. They don't speak about them in the Genesis. Don't they come from a son of Noah, like the others?

Wouldn't it be simplier to admit that God created the Universe a long time ago, that He brought life on the Earth and that this life, His creation, evoluted?

Friend, "DNA" is secular scientific jargon for "something too small to see". Since no one can see it, it may or may not be what they tell us it is. Even if one is scientifically trained, such as I am, once you get to a certain size everything looks alike. You can say all life and everything else is made from atoms, but you can't see them so you can't be sure. There WERE injuns in America, but they weren't human, they were just like nigras or messcans or Gauls. Animals that can be trained to pick vegetables, but can never really be domesticated.

[shaunasaurus]

Re: euh...

I believe in science. You don't. So I'd like to ask you several questions, because I'm curious of your answers.

How do you explain the DNA? Why is our DNA similar to monkey's DNA?

How do you explain that there were Indians in America. They don't speak about them in the Genesis. Don't they come from a son of Noah, like the others?

Wouldn't it be simplier to admit that God created the Universe a long time ago, that He brought life on the Earth and that this life, His creation, evoluted?

I agree with you.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Too bad God doesn't.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: euh...

I'd like to know what that guttural utterance means. I mean honestly, if you are presenting yourself as some intellectual brainiac who knows more than God, is that the best you can do? Is that supposed to mean something to the monkeys you worship?

"euh..."?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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There is some evidence here for the theory of "monkey worship". The Urban Dictionary turns up the following references:

1. Euh
..is a mixture of ‘eh’ and ‘uh’.
"So, euh,..What now?"

2. euh
Exclamation deriving from early roots of blackmetal music.
Circle of the tyrants, EUH!

I believe that we can conclude from this only further evidence of the decline of civilization.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: euh...

1. Euh
..is a mixture of ‘eh’ and ‘uh’.
"So, euh,..What now?"

2. euh
Exclamation deriving from early roots of blackmetal music.
Circle of the tyrants, EUH!

I guess our friend is "trvly" damned, then... eh?

[OnYourKnees]

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I thought it was some reference to the Eucharist. Our friend IS a Catholic, remember.

And no matter what he may think of the Baptists at Landover -- we who only present the Bible as it is, not the way we might WANT it to be -- surely he should recognize that Catholic and Christian ain't the same!

Here's a page at the SECULAR Wikipedia that shows why Catholics are not Christians. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Here's a better source.

[shaunasaurus]

Re: euh...

I'd like to know what that guttural utterance means. I mean honestly, if you are presenting yourself as some intellectual brainiac who knows more than God, is that the best you can do? Is that supposed to mean something to the monkeys you worship?

"euh..."?

He's not presenting himself as someone more intelligent than God, he's just curious of your answers to his questions, and standing up for HIS beleifs, which he has the right to do.

Atleast he's not someone who thinks that they are EQUAL to God, which no HUMAN could EVER be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He's not presenting himself as someone more intelligent than God, he's just curious of your answers to his questions, and standing up for HIS beleifs, which he has the right to do.

Correction; you maggots have no rights whatsoever. This is God's forum, and you are unsaved scum. We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church. If you are interested in getting Saved© by the blood of Christ, then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and we'll talk.

[mollychu]

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Correction; you maggots have no rights whatsoever. This is God's forum, and you are unsaved scum. We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church. If you are interested in getting Saved© by the blood of Christ, then hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and we'll talk.

paying a church will not get you into heaven. i believe Martin Luther confirmed that a long while ago...

and it's okay, me nor shauna live anywhere near your church. so i guess we have nothing to worry about.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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paying a church will not get you into heaven. i believe Martin Luther confirmed that a long while ago...

and it's okay, me nor shauna live anywhere near your church. so i guess we have nothing to worry about.

Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[mollychu]

Re: euh...

Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

how do you know this happens?
have you ever been there before?


quite frankly, hell seems pretty welcoming if it gets me away from you people. and by what you say, most of my friends are going with me also. so is there a point of going to heaven and being alone?

(i reckon Jesus would be too busy smiting people than to pay attention to me. )

[shaunasaurus]

Re: euh...

Both of you lezbeans have plenty to worry about. Spending eternity gulping sulfur in a lake of fire is pretty nasty.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I already gave myself up to Jesus at my own Methodist church with the people i love there.

Sorry, but i do NOT beleive i am "unsaved" by Jesus, i'm only "unsaved" from YOUR church, which is good, because atleast i don't have a huge hole in my wallet.

And you have no idea what hell is like, you haven't been there.