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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
    check out one of your forums you..
    Whom are you addressing? There is a quote button at the bottom of each post. It looks like this:


    By clicking it a "quote" appears in your reply so we know which post you are going on about. A Quote looks like this:

    Originally Posted in The introduction forum for attention of Unsaved Trash that takes you to the Original Post
    This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    When you arrive at The Introduction Forum there is another button for you to click. It looks like this:



    ..and we look forward to your introduction

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Brian Payne View Post
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617
    check out one of your forums you just controdicted
    The views of TRUE Christians(tm) come strictly from the KJV Bible. Therefore the views of TRUE Christians(tm) can never be internally contradictory.

    Whatever contradiction you have found therefore has no bearing on the integrity of TRUE Christianity(tm).

    Pick a fight that you can win.

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  • Brian Payne
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?


    check out one of your forums you just controdicted

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    Are we making up lies here? I though true Christians never lied? TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU LYING SCUM!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is more evidence of the failure of special ed. Do you still ride the short bus? Apparently, you do.

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    Im smelling a lie, once a gay. ALWAYS a gay. Maybe you mean you found a little Mexican sex slave named Jesus and he fills you with his sweet love juice.
    By your railing accusation, you are, in fact, projectiing your own homosexuality onto someone else, and trying to judge them for it; in a pathetic attempt to cover that you are, in fact, a flaming-hoersexual. The Lord does not approve of your desire for sodomy.
    Men of God cannot make these projections because our judgment is true, and annointed by the sweet, and warm, annointing of the Lord.

    Romans
    1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


    But wait, there is more evidence tha you are not only a retarded crack baby, but you are also a homersexual as well. It is evidenced by your behavior.

    Romans


    1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

    1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

    1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

    1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them

    Yes, you will see your family of witches, crackheads, and homos being sodomized and deepfried, by a fire that is never quenched, in HELL.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    It's true that I do occasionally hire a strapping day-laborer named Jesus to help me occasionally, but (a) I think he's from Peru, and (b) I'm not gay anymore...I've had those deathstyle urges washed away FOREVER by the Sweet Blood of the Lamb!



    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    Retarded language deleted....I though true Christians never lied? TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU LYING SCUM!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I know you cannot help it, being a retard and al, but we are True-Christians™ and are under the protection of the armor of the Lord, which means that your accusations only strengthen us, and show that we are right®.

    Ephesians

    6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.


    6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

    6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.


    We are protected from darts fired by retards, such as yourself.

    6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:

    6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;


    The bible has foretold that demonic retards would attempt the things that you have attempted, but we know your future, and it is an eternity in HELL!


    Jude
    14 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints,

    15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

    16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.

    17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;

    18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

    19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

    Your garments are spotted by the flesh and your words have damned you, and your crack-whore, heathen mother. Truly you family has been cursed because of YOUR grabdparents....who were probably witches.


    Jerimiah
    32:18 Thou shewest lovingkindness unto thousands, and recompensest the iniquity of the fathers into the bosom of their children after them: the Great, the Mighty God, the LORD of hosts, is his name,


    GLORY, venegence is the Lord's he will repay these foul, crack-whore baby, heathen trash. GLORY!

    Romans
    12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

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  • I once belived
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    No my friend, no more throbbing wieners for me...only Christ fills me up these days with His sweet, pure love!



    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Im smelling a lie, once a gay. ALWAYS a gay. Maybe you mean you found a little Mexican sex slave named Jesus and he fills you with his sweet love juice.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    I wouldn't be calling anybody a homo from someone who was a fudgepacker and probably still is. No camp is going to make you change your sexual preference, just admit it, you still love a healthy dosage of penis in your poopshoot.
    No my friend, no more throbbing wieners for me...only Christ fills me up these days with His sweet, pure love!



    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • I once belived
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    These satanist homos always, ALWAYS resort to potty language. They realize they can't "win" so they get all internet-brave, do something to get banned (trust me, that doesn't make you special), and then run back to /b/-tard and brag about what an AWESOME troll job they did on the dumb Christians.



    Next!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

    P.S. Now that I think of it, these rookies would even be laughed out of fag-chan they're so lame.
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    I wouldn't be calling anybody a homo from someone who was a fudgepacker and probably still is. No camp is going to make you change your sexual preference, just admit it, you still love a healthy dosage of penis in your poopshoot.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    These satanist homos always, ALWAYS resort to potty language. They realize they can't "win" so they get all internet-brave, do something to get banned (trust me, that doesn't make you special), and then run back to /b/-tard and brag about what an AWESOME troll job they did on the dumb Christians.



    Next!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

    P.S. Now that I think of it, these rookies would even be laughed out of fag-chan they're so lame.
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • I once belived
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Rev. Edward Clement View Post
    Yes, and you are qualified to measure intelligence based on your oustanding vocabulary of profanity. Is that what they tought you in those sickular, special ed. classes that you have taken all of your life? Ya know, the remedial ones that are usually in the basement...or so I have heard. Apparently, when you were licking the windows of the short(retard) bus, you recieved even more brain damage due to the chemicals that were on the windows, to prevent retards from licking them.

    If your mom was not an obvious whore, that smoked crack rock while she was pregnant with you, you may not the damned retard that you are today. Of course, the Lord works in misterious ways, and thought it best that you should be born damned.

    Romans

    9:18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.


    9:19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?

    9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

    9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 9:22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


    By your very existence, as a damned retard, you prove that the Bible(KJV 1611) is correct and IS the Word of the Living God!

    9:23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

    Our riches, and our wealth, that the Lord has provided; the prospering business that True-Christians™ have started; the amazing miracle, and witch hunting ministries that we have; and the amazing town of Freehold further prove, without a doubt, that Jesus is our Lord, God is our Father, and the Bible(KJV1611) is his Holy Word, Amen!

    GLORY! I said GLORY!!

    Are we making up lies here? I though true Christians never lied? TO HELL WITH YOU, YOU LYING SCUM!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    Its not even worth arguing with them, I explained space time to some dumb (retard language deleted) on a different page and she hasn't replied. Probably praying and throwing rocks at black people.
    Yes, and you are qualified to measure intelligence based on your oustanding vocabulary of profanity. Is that what they tought you in those sickular, special ed. classes that you have taken all of your life? Ya know, the remedial ones that are usually in the basement...or so I have heard. Apparently, when you were licking the windows of the short(retard) bus, you recieved even more brain damage due to the chemicals that were on the windows, to prevent retards from licking them.

    If your mom was not an obvious whore, that smoked crack rock while she was pregnant with you, you may not the damned retard that you are today. Of course, the Lord works in misterious ways, and thought it best that you should be born damned.

    Romans

    9:18 Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.


    9:19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?

    9:20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?

    9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 9:22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


    By your very existence, as a damned retard, you prove that the Bible(KJV 1611) is correct and IS the Word of the Living God!

    9:23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

    Our riches, and our wealth, that the Lord has provided; the prospering businesses that True-Christians™ have started; the amazing miracle, and witch hunting ministries that we have;the prosperity of Landover Baptist Church and the amazing town of Freehold further prove, without a doubt, that Jesus is our Lord, God is our Father, and the Bible(KJV1611) is his Holy Word, Amen!

    GLORY! I said GLORY!!

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    It's worse than I thought! They're not just worshipping any old monkey!

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  • I once belived
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    Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by Jengo Pockets
    I already Have Sex with anything in anyway I choose, listen to Devil's Music, and smoke Drugs. Wait... That must mean there is no God . Oh well !
    NOOO GOD!!!!!!!!!!??????????

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