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  • #46
    Re: Stop Manatees Now!

    An excellent point Brother Smith. If wolf hunting from a helicopter is good enough for Sarah Palin, then perhaps manatee hunting from the sky would work too.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #47
      Re: Stop Manatees Now!

      Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
      Don't mess this board up by trying to state facts. Fatcs are not allowed here.
      To quote our beloved Pastor Deacon Fred: "Facts? You don't need so called 'facts' when you have Jesus on your side."
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #48
        Re: Stop Manatees Now!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        An excellent point Brother Smith. If wolf hunting from a helicopter is good enough for Sarah Palin, then perhaps manatee hunting from the sky would work too.
        This would be the perfect place to start.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #49
          Re: Stop Manatees Now!

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Harpoon them. Then they can't get away.
          Is the manatee hide anything like sealskin? Because I am thinking that if we tallowed it, we could have warm disguises in which to hunt next Helloween. Once emptied out and tanned, the manatee head looks large enough to make a full hood and head-covering.

          These disguises could serve two purposes;

          1.) The last thing the death-embracing wiccans would see would be some swaying dark apparition that would surely freeze them in their tracks,

          and

          2.) If any of the brave Landover™ hunters were spotted by outside authorities, they could flop to the ground on top of their firearms (concealing them), and would pass for manatees on a foraging expedition.

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          • #50
            Re: Stop Manatees Now!

            What do you do with these manatees? Can you make manatee burgers, or manatee steaks?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #51
              Re: Stop Manatees Now!

              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
              Is the manatee hide anything like sealskin? Because I am thinking that if we tallowed it, we could have warm disguises in which to hunt next Helloween.
              An interesting idea, but there is one slight flaw in the plan. I would fell pretty awful if, in the middle of the witch hunt, you accidentally got shot because someone in the Manatee Remediation Project™ mistook you for a manatee.

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              What do you do with these manatees? Can you make manatee burgers, or manatee steaks?
              Mostly we sell the carcasses to Indian restaurants. I'm told that tandoori chicken tastes much better when made from manatee than from the house cat that they usually use.

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              • #52
                Re: Stop Manatees Now!

                When manatees attack!

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