Stop Manatees Now!

[Rorymcguire]

Re: Stop Manatees Now!

you stupid, ignorant fucking lunatics.

you are racist, sexist, and just fucking insane.

fuck religion, and all that shit, that has done NOTHING good for the planet earth. but, in a manatee is "gods creature" as you put it. you hippocritical pieces of anti-semetic, right wing psychopathic clansmen.

Humans are the devils creatures. put onto this earth by him to corrupt the planet and destroy everything that "god" "created" (i believe in evolution btw, im just using your views as a semi-guideline).

i dont mind being alive, but cant help notice how i have hurt this planet by just being alive. just like you

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Stop Manatees Now!

I‘ve shot a few of these creeps in my time; they make good eating

Manatee Recipes

HOW TO HANDLE MANATEE MEAT
Manatee meat has a mild taste and readily adapts to recipes for beef. Choice cuts of meat, primarily the tail and peduncle, can be used in any recipe. The body and flipper meat, with just a little extra preparation and special recipes, can be just as tasty. I recommend cubing the less-tender cuts for extra tenderness or pounding steaks with a meat mallet.
Manatee Balls
1 lb chopped manatee meat
1 egg
1 Tbsp finely chopped onions
2 Tbsps. finely chopped celery
1 Tbsp finely chopped parsley
2 Tbsps finely chopped shallots
2 Tbsps lemon pepper
1/2 Tsp salt
1/4 cup breadcrumbs
1 cup cooking oil Flour to dredge
Combine all ingredients, form into 1-inch balls. Allow to set for one hour. Dredge with flour and fry until brown. Serve hot.

[SUV]

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I think the one on the left is Winkin' at me

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I'm wondering if Brother Worthington sees the same business venture that I do in driving these demon Manatees to extinction. Not only could the derived Manatee Oil be used as a form of bio-diesel fuel, but we could package the meat in those small cans they use for tuna and sell them to the Arabs to help the balance of payments. The enviro-whackos shouldn't mind as they would be "Dolphin Free".

[Mistress Cookie]

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The one on the right has The Witches' Mark right on the top of its head!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Praise God! Someone is finally doing something about this scourge, the propeller on my yacht in FL was recently damaged by a school of these vile creatures.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Long thought to be a gentle giant of the deep, the manatee (also known as the sea cow) is, in fact, a vicious demonic killer devastating the delicate balance of our wetland ecologies and posing an extreme risk of serious injury or death to anyone, man or beast, caught unawares in the waterways that the manatee calls home. Descended from the demon-possessed pigs that Jesus drove into the sea in Matthew 8, manatees will stop at nothing in their mission to ruin the natural world, and often swim hundreds of miles as they hunt their favorite food item, human children.

Two manatees discussing the best hunting grounds for human babies.

Won’t you please help us to eliminate this dire threat to life, limb, the natural world? While donations of cash are always welcome, we are also asking that you send used propellers (the rustier the better), spear guns, and surplus high explosives for our manatee remediation project. Imagine how great you’ll feel telling your grandchildren that you did your part to make this a manatee-free world.

Eliminating smallpox was the great humanitarian accomplishment of the 20th Century. With your help, we will make the eradication of the manatee peril the crowning achievement of the 21st.