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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812
    #1

    Satan Creates Crockoduck Fossil

    Kirk Cameron once proved that evolution was a fairytale because the fossil record does not contain any crocoducks, or a transitional form between a duck and a crocodile. If evolution is true, then where are all the crocoduck fossils?




    So, no crocoducks means evolution didn't happen.

    Well, the Devil is a tricky fellow, so you know he didn't waste any time. Now the scientists are reporting that they have found a fossilized crocoduck in Peru.



    The unusually intact fossilized skull of a giant, bony-toothed seabird that lived up to 10 million years ago was found on Peru's arid southern coast, researchers said Friday.
    ...
    Some believe they are related to gannets and pelicans, while other say they are related to ducks.
    I have to give the Devil his due. He sure is crafty. I won't be surprised at all if a few shallow-rooted Christians get swindled out of their salvation by this latest trick.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • Negative_Cool
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 63
      #2
      Re: Satan Creates Crockoduck Fossil

      I wouldn't be too concerned Pastor Billy, the evil cult of darwin still can't show transitional fossils between crocoducks and crocodiles or between crocoducks and ducks, and with incredibly unreliable dating methods built on false assumptions they can't even prove which came before or after the others. Just more crackpot evoloonyist guesses.
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      Jesus, I'm never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Satan Creates Crockoduck Fossil

          Sweet loving savior, what is next from the EVILolutionists? Walking fish? Flying lizards? Lizards with fur? They must have some factory that pushes these things out. I mean look at it, every time they "discover" some fossil it fits ever so neatly into their little theory.

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            • Dr. Zaius
              Member of Landover Zoological Society
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 249
              #4
              Re: Satan Creates Crockoduck Fossil

              We have all kinds of ducks at the Freehold zoo. So what?
              Ack!

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