Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You had damn well better leave it alone you disgraceful hussy. You keep your hands to yourself. We are all Godly and Upright men here: try to remember you are no longer in the whorehouse where groping every man who comes in is normal behaviour. None of the men here are interested in slaking the rabidly abnormal lusts of an unsaved strumpet. That you should even think of such a thing shows the extent to which you are in the thrall of the demons of carnality and debauchery.

I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I wasn't talking about his nose, but oh well I'll leave it alone.

You had damn well better leave it alone you disgraceful hussy. You keep your hands to yourself. We are all Godly and Upright men here: try to remember you are no longer in the whorehouse where groping every man who comes in is normal behaviour. None of the men here are interested in slaking the rabidly abnormal lusts of an unsaved strumpet. That you should even think of such a thing shows the extent to which you are in the thrall of the demons of carnality and debauchery.

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Please leave Pastor Eno's nose out of this conversation
He gets very upset when people start referring to "That".

I wasn't talking about his nose, but oh well I'll leave it alone.

[Talitha]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You,dear sir are a big meanie. I merely voiced a concern over Moon, and if she was rushed to the hospital it has nothing to do with me. As for my mind being in the gutter, well I guess it was, sorry shouldn't have stated out loud how a banana and a certain part of the male body are a like.

Please leave Pastor Eno's nose out of this conversation
He gets very upset when people start referring to "That".

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Is there any possibility you could get your mind out of the gutter for five minutes, and start thinking about Jesus and the fate of your Aeternal soul? You made the point a long time ago that you are a wanton and abandoned trollop who can't leave the men alone, you don't have to go on and on rubbing it in. Moon was rushed to hospital after her conversation with you and diagnosed as suffering from near terminal boredom. She was trying to be nice but could only take so much.

Now, for heaven's sake try to get the level of your discourse up a bit before you bore someone to death. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

You,dear sir are a big meanie. I merely voiced a concern over Moon, and if she was rushed to the hospital it has nothing to do with me. As for my mind being in the gutter, well I guess it was, sorry shouldn't have stated out loud how a banana and a certain part of the male body are a like.

[Enobarbus]

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You know, I've never noticed until i saw that video but bannas do remind of something. Hmm?...........I wonder what that can be? I bet Moon knows what I'm talking about. By the way where is Moon? I hope she's doing ok.

Is there any possibility you could get your mind out of the gutter for five minutes, and start thinking about Jesus and the fate of your Aeternal soul? You made the point a long time ago that you are a wanton and abandoned trollop who can't leave the men alone, you don't have to go on and on rubbing it in. Moon was rushed to hospital after her conversation with you and diagnosed as suffering from near terminal boredom. She was trying to be nice but could only take so much.

Now, for heaven's sake try to get the level of your discourse up a bit before you bore someone to death. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You know, I've never noticed until i saw that video but bannas do remind of something. Hmm?...........I wonder what that can be? I bet Moon knows what I'm talking about. By the way where is Moon? I hope she's doing ok.

[R-R-R]

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[quote=OnYourKnees;59366]

Perhaps you can give an example?

Of things that you will notice that you haven't noticed before accepting Jesus you mean? Well, first off, a less troubled mindset regarding secular matters in general. Also, Jesus' words, as well as the words in the KJV in general, seem to advocate so much wisdom. By rejecting Jesus we reject His wisdom, yet by accepting Him we can come to realize all sorts of things about life that we previously might have overlooked. For example, the fact that people should be able to have faith instead of requiring empiric verification. A verse that describes this, in my opinion, is John 20:29 (hence the signature).

Of course it's likely the changes God - and His Holy Word, the KJV - result in will vary per person, according to their own state of mind and predicament before and during the process of accepting Jesus. One of my major changes was a more open view on faith (again, the signature is quite fitting), but for any other person the emphasis could very well be on something else.

Does this answer your question sufficiently, Brother OYK?

[OnYourKnees]

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I agree... Ignorance is bliss, at least untill you die it is. After that you'll realize it's too late and you're in deep doo-doo. Or, helllfire, to be more precise. If you accept Jesus so many things will become clear to you, things you never even noticed before.

Perhaps you can give an example?

[R-R-R]

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Well, it's good to see that you are very much in touch with the True Christian way of thinking. But would you be willing to stick to the word of the Bible(KJV1611) even through the toughest of times? That's a question that we all have to ask ourselves constantly, and if the answer is no then you're not a True Christian. Jesus sees all.

I'm not there fully yet, but I'm working on it (as you can see in the introduction topic).

[Warrior in Christ]

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I agree... Ignorance is bliss, at least untill you die it is. After that you'll realize it's too late and you're in deep doo-doo. Or, helllfire, to be more precise. If you accept Jesus so many things will become clear to you, things you never even noticed before.

Well, it's good to see that you are very much in touch with the True Christian way of thinking. But would you be willing to stick to the word of the Bible(KJV1611) even through the toughest of times? That's a question that we all have to ask ourselves constantly, and if the answer is no then you're not a True Christian. Jesus sees all.

[R-R-R]

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[quote=Warrior in Christ;57657]

That's what satan would have you believe harlot! Only when you open your heart to Jesus will you recognize the error of your ways!

I agree... Ignorance is bliss, at least untill you die it is. After that you'll realize it's too late and you're in deep doo-doo. Or, helllfire, to be more precise. If you accept Jesus so many things will become clear to you, things you never even noticed before.

[Warrior in Christ]

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[quote=BadAssButterfly;57648]

We've been through that on several other threads. My dad is an ordinary human man.

That's what satan would have you believe harlot! Only when you open your heart to Jesus will you recognize the error of your ways!

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

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[quote=Pastor Ezekiel;57647]

I noticed that you didn't even bother to deny that your father is satan.

We've been through that on several other threads. My dad is an ordinary human man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[QUOTE=BadAssButterfly;57646]

A little eyeliner and mascara, yes. Glitter eye shadow for Mardi Gras and New Year's Eve, sure. Scales, no.

I noticed that you didn't even bother to deny that your father is satan.