[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Well, how do you "wise-guys" explain the discovered skulls of some Homo Erectuses, which were investigated and appeared to be 300,000 - 400,000 years old? Touché..

Those skulls were dated by guesswork based on what layer of sediment they were found in, as previously mentioned. Do your homework and find out how fossils are dated instead of guessing at it. We've DONE our homework.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

"you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

We've never denied the existence of dinosaurs. In fact, they're mentioned repeatedly in the Bible as dragons.

Obviously, they wouldn't fit on Noah's ark, and were extinguished in the Flood.

The only way to date the remains found available to scientists is guesswork based on what layer of sediment they were found in. Do your homework, and you'll see that it's the truth.

Duh!!!!

Indeed.

PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person? Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?

And they're clearly answered in the Bible. Read it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

. Dinosaurs existed and are mentioned in The Bible as Behomoth. They were creations of Satan sent to forcibly sodomize humanity, thus turning everyone into homers with hot man on dino sex and keep us from the state of grace need for Christ’s return. That is why God drown them in The Flood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

"you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

There is plenty of evidence that dinosaurs lived alongside Mankind, but the monkey-worshipers who have brainwashed you in secular school insist on telling lies about that. Take a look at THIS research.

Duh!!!!

If you'd stop making that animal grunt and keep your mouth closed, you'd look a bit less like the eurotrash retard that you are.

PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person?

No, have you ever seen your great-great grandfather in person? Does that mean he never existed? You are such a tool, Appleflaple.

Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?

If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that God is a White Male. Throughout the Bible God refers to Himself as "HE". And He created us in His image....God loves and has blessed America over all nations, therefore He is White.

Anymore stupid questions?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Here's an important question - Have you ever read the Bible? Because if you had, you would have heard of a little bad weather a man called Noah had to live through for 40 days and 40 nights. Evilutionists hate the story of the flood because it explains everything, and that keeps them from turning more people away from Jesus.

Duh!!!

[Wibralover]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

"you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago."

Yeah right, so according to you, animals like the dinosaurs never existed, although there is lots and lots of proof. Dinosaurs were vertebrate animals that dominated terrestrial ecosystems for over 160 million years, first appearing approximately 230 million years ago.

Duh!!!!

PS: Did you ever see God's person or in person? Btw, just a "silly" question...Do you think God is a man or a WOman ? btw, is he black or white ? Now Those are VERY important questions that DESERVE important answers....or ?

[the dud]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

That's an emoticon. Not a real person, like Jesus, who was resurrected by His Own Grace.
Jesus did exist but he isn't the son of god( how can someone be the son of someone who doesn't exist)
Prove it. Jesus fit all the prophecies, which were written hundreds of years before His birth.
Do tell. What science have you studied? What degree in "science" do you hold? Oh, wait. You haven't gone to University yet, have you?
Have you?
Yes. But I'm not claiming to have vast knowledge of science. I assume you're still in grade school?

No, the Bible proves that the earth existed long before Jesus was born. He came 2000 years ago, and the earth is about 6000(everyone knows that the earth exists for 4.5 billion) years old. Pay attention! Based on what?
Have you invented this because there was less history for you to know on high school. Have you ever been to high school?
Show us, oh Biblical Scholar, where in the Bible does it say you can't reproduce with relatives? Please, quote chapter and verse. After all, you know the Bible so very well!
You can reproduce with relatives, but the results aren't so good then.
Look at yourself for example
You claim that the Bible forbids reproduction with relatives. Prove it.

Since you believe in "science", you believe that humans came from rocks and lightning, and all have a common ancestor. That makes all humans related( if the entire mankind would descend from Adam and Eve, then every human is related with eachother), both to each other and more distantly to monkeys, sheep, and Belgians.
Apparently you think it OK to mate with sheep, as you refused to respond to the question.

my comments in red
and mine in blue - OYK

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.
Well, it's better to say that than to quote from a silly book..

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.
Well, how do you "wise-guys" explain the discovered skulls of some Homo Erectuses, which were investigated and appeared to be 300,000 - 400,000 years old? Touché..

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

Better a harelip than a shr*mp*d f*ce..

[15.3IQ (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

hey i dont think jesus would enjoy you being racist for no reason...jesus wasnt american, and he didnt speak ENGLGISH, or american as you call it (broken english)

also you keep saying it says so in the bible there is nothing OUTSIDE of the bible that says the bible is the word of god....you cant say its the word of god because it says it is....someone MIGHT be lying to you....

and stop being racist when people put in typos. and leave the grammar alone....who cares about grammar. you wouldnt hear the grammatical errors if you were talking face to face....stick to the points and dont deviate to grammar and name calling.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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euhm...Gibberish deleted....

3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born

Okay now I'm thinking you are some kind of chink with a speech impediment. The word is "FLOCK". I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here, but you'd better learn to speak proper American if you want to avoid offending Jesus. You inadvertently came close to uttering an obscenity about me that would have resulted in your banishment.

I hope I have made myself clear, hop-sing.

Now, as to your next absurd statement I have quoted above; do you honestly imagine that we believe the earth came into existence on the day Jesus was born? I have never even heard a rumor of a cult anywhere on earth that would believe such rubbish. If you had ever bothered to read the Holy Bible, you would see that God created the earth between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago.

If you have any evidence to the contrary, feel free to post it here. But mind you, give us your sources. We certainly are not going to blindly accept the wild claims of a retarded chink with a harelip.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

euhm...

euhm? What the heck is that?

1) im a man know-it-all little boy and very much alive unlike this guy ->

That's an emoticon. Not a real person, like Jesus, who was resurrected by His Own Grace.

2) im not just another eurotrash sodomite, im just a normal guy who believes in science

Do tell. What science have you studied? What degree in "science" do you hold? Oh, wait. You haven't gone to University yet, have you?

3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born

No, the Bible proves that the earth existed long before Jesus was born. He came 2000 years ago, and the earth is about 6000 years old. Pay attention!

4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

Show us, oh Biblical Scholar, where in the Bible does it say you can't reproduce with relatives? Please, quote chapter and verse. After all, you know the Bible so very well!

Since you believe in "science", you believe that humans came from rocks and lightning, and all have a common ancestor. That makes all humans related, both to each other and more distantly to monkeys, sheep, and Belgians.

Since you believe incest to be a horrible sin -- going so far as to make up Biblical condemnation of it -- then you'd want to have relations with someone as far removed from you as possible, right?

So, if you follow "science", it's better for you (less incestuous) to have relations with a sheep because it's a farther-removed relative than a human!

Do you have a pet sheep, boy? Is she called Wellington?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

The pages of Genesis are rife with incest. That's rather a given, when you start with only two persons. Even Moses was the result of an incestuous marriage.

But ever since God gave us THE LAW, there's no longer any excuse. Incest is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and once Biblical Rule has been reintroduced in this country, incest will carry the penalty of death.

Don't do this at home, kids.

[Wibralover]

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Are you a retard or just another eurotrash sodomite? Which is it boy?

euhm...
1) im a man and very much alive unlike this guy ->
2) im not just another eurotrash sodomite, im just a normal guy who believes in science
3) If I may say so gentle pastor of the fock science proves that the earth existed long before your savior was born
4)If you believe that Adam and Eve were the first ones that populated the earth, don't you think they were commiting incest to crowd the earth? And it's said in the bible that you can't have sex with your family so now basicly we're all family omfg I might be doing it with my famlily right now!!!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?

Are you a retard or just another eurotrash sodomite? Which is it boy?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

If he is a priest and celibates mass he is not a TRUE Christian friend. TRUE Christians have pastors and worship as The Bible directs. We also do not worship idols or the Virgin Mary ether. Do not mistake the pagan nonsense of the Catholic church for Christianity.

Quite right. What's more, where did the hellbound trash get the idea that humor during worship was appropriate? It certainly wasn't from the Bible:

Ephesians 5:4: Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

For that matter, they should stop calling their priest by any title that translates as "Father":

Matthew 23:9: And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.