[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Sounds like someone's afraid to be shown up...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Watch the iron chef sometime. Think you'd be up to that?

Absolutely. Men can do everything better than women. You are merely ovens to bake warriors for JESUS. I'd bet serious money I'm a better chef than any of the women in here.

Fortunately I don't have to.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Are you suggesting that the very Godly Brother Bobby-Joe (a fine, strapping man's man, and every bit as not-gay as Pastor Ezekiel) is aroused by the idea of a demon dressed as though he were in a construction-site porno flick, sexually assaulting a terrified woman, bearing down on her with his brutish, sweat-slicked form?

Suggesting?
Of course not!
I'm stating it.

I'm appalled!

Oh, don't be. Look at Ted Haggard. It's always the loudest evangelicals...

I understand what you're saying. Even the most clever True Christian™ lady has to concentrate hard in order to perform the simplest of tasks. That's the way God made you girls.

You call cooking SIMPLE?
Sure, if you have no standards. Watch the iron chef sometime. Think you'd be up to that?

I can only imagine how much more difficult it must be for a satan-worshiping feminazi harlot with chronic thunderthighs like you. It's a wonder you can boil an egg.

Hahaha thunderthighs. You'd envy me my thighs, sugar.
As to boiling an egg, well, I prefer them fried.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

But when I really put my mind to it, and concentrate on what I'm doing, I can cook at least as well as she does.

I understand what you're saying. Even the most clever True Christian(tm) lady has to concentrate hard in order to perform the simplest of tasks. That's the way God made you girls.

I can only imagine how much more difficult it must be for a satan-worshiping feminazi harlot with chronic thunderthighs like you. It's a wonder you can boil an egg.

Trouble is, I'm often tired, busy, not concentrating, and accidents can happen.

Your exhaustion and lack of ability to focus is a side-effect of being a witch. With Jesus in your life, you'll be full of vim and vigor.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Bobby Joe!
This is a creation science thread, not one of your sexual fetish fantasy chatrooms!

Are you suggesting that the very Godly Brother Bobby-Joe (a fine, strapping man's man, and every bit as not-gay as Pastor Ezekiel) is aroused by the idea of a demon dressed as though he were in a construction-site porno flick, sexually assaulting a terrified woman, bearing down on her with his brutish, sweat-slicked form?

I'm appalled!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

an your mother cook? I think we can disprove evilution right here and now.

Depends who you ask *snicker*
But when I really put my mind to it, and concentrate on what I'm doing, I can cook at least as well as she does. Trouble is, I'm often tired, busy, not concentrating, and accidents can happen.
But all that aside, THAT'S not evolution! It's a far cry between being able to make something good, and being able to make something edible.

Because we so rarely see a logically perfect statement anywhere except in the Bible.

If I was saying what you just said, I'd be saying it sarcastically, and then it (it being the sarcastic and not the literal meaning) would be true!

Trust me, at 3,700 degrees C, it won't make much difference to you.

Oh, now you know the temperature of a place that doesn't exist?

Listen harlot, when you are in hell having to drag your broken body across a floor covered in shattered glass in a futile attempt to escape Satan dressed only in work boots, leather gloves and safety glasses it will be too late to REPENT! Trust me, what Lucifer will do you will make those poached eggs you burn look like NOTHING!

Bobby Joe!
This is a creation science thread, not one of your sexual fetish fantasy chatrooms!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

Listen harlot, when you are in hell having to drag your broken body across a floor covered in shattered glass in a futile attempt to escape Satan dressed only in work boots, leather gloves and safety glasses it will be too late to REPENT! Trust me, what Lucifer will do you will make those poached eggs you burn look like NOTHING!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No, it means my descendants will be good cooks.

Can your mother cook? I think we can disprove evilution right here and now.


Why?

Because we so rarely see a logically perfect statement anywhere except in the Bible.

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

Trust me, at 3,700 degrees C, it won't make much difference to you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

No, it means my descendants will be good cooks.

That is a perfect and elegant application of logic. I am going to post it all over the Interweb.

Why?

Why? Because you expect to be burning soon, you moon worshiping, baby eating harlot! Jesus sees your sins! REPENT now before your are the cheese on Satan's meat burger in Hell!

Better than a tofuburger, I guess...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

It was not debunked.
And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

Why? Because you expect to be burning soon, you moon worshiping, baby eating harlot! Jesus sees your sins! REPENT now before your are the cheese on Satan's meat burger in Hell!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

That is a perfect and elegant application of logic. I am going to post it all over the Interweb.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Not on purpose!
But I have been noted in the past for grilled cheese flambe.

See what we mean? If evolution was true, you'd be a good cook by now.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

So you flambe' sandwiches do you? Most sandwiches don't need to be put over an open fire....unless the rabbit is still alive.

Not on purpose!
But I have been noted in the past for grilled cheese flambe.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Maybe. But it essentially means 'on fire'. Duck flambe is really good, though.

So you flambe' sandwiches do you? Most sandwiches don't need to be put over an open fire....unless the rabbit is still alive.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

If "flambe" means with horseradish sauce, count me in.

Maybe. But it essentially means 'on fire'. Duck flambe is really good, though.