[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

If "flambe" means with horseradish sauce, count me in.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Yes, but those are all from women.

Even if they were, an admiring glance is an admiring glance.

Not exactly. When she goes into breach I'm going to sue her right off the title to my house.

Heheheh..you must really like her!

I just debunked it. Don't you read? If the Bible was nonsense it would have been debunked for 2,000 years but it is the most popular book in the WORLD, 2,000 years in a row. Want to argue about that? Piffle. Talk to me in 2,000 years and we'll see how many people remember that ant nonsense. Well, you won't be able to talk, but I'll yell down at you from Heaven.

Sorry, but a book of fairytales doesn't do much in refuting sold, quantifiable fact. These ants do great things for evolutionists everywhere. I could kiss em!

It was debunked. Pastor Al just did that for you. Now hit that Paypal button and show your thanks.

Then run and get us a plate of sandwiches.

It was not debunked.
And I hope you like your sandwiches flambe.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Hmph.


Oh yeah?
The admiring glances it tends to draw would tell me otherwise...and you can't tell me that they all like big butts and they cannot lie.

Yes, but those are all from women.


Awww....you do like her!

Not exactly. When she goes into breach I'm going to sue her right off the title to my house.


No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

I just debunked it. Don't you read? If the Bible was nonsense it would have been debunked for 2,000 years but it is the most popular book in the WORLD, 2,000 years in a row. Want to argue about that? Piffle. Talk to me in 2,000 years and we'll see how many people remember that ant nonsense. Well, you won't be able to talk, but I'll yell down at you from Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

It was debunked. Pastor Al just did that for you. Now hit that Paypal button and show your thanks.

Then run and get us a plate of sandwiches.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I'm GOD'S warrior. I don't fight fair.

Hmph.

THOSE make your ass look big!

Oh yeah?
The admiring glances it tends to draw would tell me otherwise...and you can't tell me that they all like big butts and they cannot lie.

I have no choice. I let her buy into my house with the agreement that after two years she'd buy me out. She can't buy me out because she didn't keep her word to sell her condo and now it isn't worth spit. But I have a written and notarized contract that she will be in breach of in a couple of months.

Awww....you do like her!

WRONG POINT! The correct point is that they don't exist and that the FEMALE researcher has hormonal issues resulting in derangement.

No, if it was nonsense, it would have been debunked days ago at least. The fact that no one has...means that they can't!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No fair.

I'm GOD'S warrior. I don't fight fair.


I'm wearing pants!

THOSE make your ass look big!


Why keep her, then? You must like her at least a little bit.

I have no choice. I let her buy into my house with the agreement that after two years she'd buy me out. She can't buy me out because she didn't keep her word to sell her condo and now it isn't worth spit. But I have a written and notarized contract that she will be in breach of in a couple of months.

Exactly my point! They weren't 'created', they evolved. As we humans have evolved too. Those ants once had males. But they've evolved beyond the genetic need for males to reproduce.

WRONG POINT! The correct point is that they don't exist and that the FEMALE researcher has hormonal issues resulting in derangement.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Yes, there's a good lass.

No fair.

Yes. Today is opposite day. That dress doesn't make your butt look big.

I'm wearing pants!

I wouldn't miss her, I don't yell at anyone, and she doesn't do ANYTHING, much less a chore.

Why keep her, then? You must like her at least a little bit.

What you are seeing is that no one takes it seriously enough to bother refuting. God didn't make LEZBEAN ants, end of story.

Exactly my point! They weren't 'created', they evolved. As we humans have evolved too. Those ants once had males. But they've evolved beyond the genetic need for males to reproduce.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

No! Noo!!! I'll be good!
You're not a grouch! You're the most even tempered of men that ever there was!

Yes, there's a good lass.


Don't you mean the opposite though?

Yes. Today is opposite day. That dress doesn't make your butt look big.


You'd miss her.
Who would you yell at? Who would do all the chores unbecoming of a man such as yourself?

I wouldn't miss her, I don't yell at anyone, and she doesn't do ANYTHING, much less a chore.

Well, I see no male scientists refuting the evidence. I see no one refuting the evidence. Therefore one can only conclude...the evidence is valid.

What you are seeing is that no one takes it seriously enough to bother refuting. God didn't make LEZBEAN ants, end of story.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Who are you calling a grouch, Missy?!?!?! Do you want me to post that pic?

No! Noo!!! I'll be good!
You're not a grouch! You're the most even tempered of men that ever there was!

Why? Are they widening the door?

Don't you mean the opposite though?

She wouldn't notice. When the pandemic comes she and her entire family will die from being completely oblivious.

You'd miss her.
Who would you yell at? Who would do all the chores unbecoming of a man such as yourself?

Studies are 'valid' if I am a consultant. Otherwise they aren't. This 'woman' appears marginally dead to me and I suspect that vampires are not concerned with sexuality in ants.

Well, I see no male scientists refuting the evidence. I see no one refuting the evidence. Therefore one can only conclude...the evidence is valid.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Pastor Al, my favorite ol' grouch, how have you been?

Who are you calling a grouch, Missy?!?!?! Do you want me to post that pic?

And my ass hasn't been in the dress store for three days, thank you very much.

Why? Are they widening the door?

And I'm sure your Ching Lee wouldn't take at all kindly to being replaced by a parrot!

She wouldn't notice. When the pandemic comes she and her entire family will die from being completely oblivious.

Why not? This is a valid study that proves a species can exist without males. Hence another thing that DISproves the bible, my dear Pastor Al.

Studies are 'valid' if I am a consultant. Otherwise they aren't. This 'woman' appears marginally dead to me and I suspect that vampires are not concerned with sexuality in ants.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

In other words, you acknowledge that there is proof for the science, but you CHOOSE to ignore it in order for your religion to make sense.

Why, that's the most insightful thing you've ever said!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Nothing can disprove the Bible. If science disagrees with God's word, we simply ignore the science. What's wrong with you?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Women have always been revolting. If you didn't have cooters there would be a bounty on all of you. Listen up! GOD gave Adam his choice of any animal in the Kingdon as a 'helpmeet'. If I want something to nag me and throw my money away I can train a parrot. The world began to go downhill at EXACTLY the time women got the vote in America. First they banned beer. That should have given everyone the hint. Now they are trying to take away firearms. You women get your asses out of the dress store and start doing a little work or there's a younger, prettier one who would rather have your job.

Pastor Al, my favorite ol' grouch, how have you been?
And my ass hasn't been in the dress store for three days, thank you very much.
And I'm sure your Ching Lee wouldn't take at all kindly to being replaced by a parrot!

I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. Ants, indeed! When is the last time ants did anything I care about? A man will buy you a drink and take you to church. An ant will bite you. Even JESUS stepped on ants.

Why not? This is a valid study that proves a species can exist without males. Hence another thing that DISproves the bible, my dear Pastor Al.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

FORGET GIGGLING! You women had better learn who your masters are and how to butcher meat, tan hides and build tepees. For the foreseeable future men are going to be hunting one day a week, Going to church one day a week and either fishing or telling stories around the communal campfire the other five. It's called MALE BONDING and it's necessary for a community to function...as long as someone doesn't bond a little TOO closely. Then we have a ceremonial stoning, but we will probably just shoot them afterward. Their wives will be allowed so sit on the funeral pyre if they wish. Since they are unclean in GOD's eyes they can't marry again or touch food, so they will likely be set out as bear bait.

Perhaps I'm just in a giggley mood (though why that should be the case, considering what's going on right now, I'm not too sure), but that also made me giggle.

Yes, RIGHT TO SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN!

Ooooh! YES! Oh, Pastor, you do know me so well! Because then there's bleeding, and once there's blood, I just can't stop myself. *Drools* <--And that is precisely why I've no intention of biting this uppity n00b.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

*Smacks you again* I'm not gonna bite you, though. With me, biting tends to lead... Elsewhere.

Yes, RIGHT TO SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN!