[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.

He pushed his luck.

Lol, you make me giggle.

FORGET GIGGLING! You women had better learn who your masters are and how to butcher meat, tan hides and build tepees. For the foreseeable future men are going to be hunting one day a week, Going to church one day a week and either fishing or telling stories around the communal campfire the other five. It's called MALE BONDING and it's necessary for a community to function...as long as someone doesn't bond a little TOO closely. Then we have a ceremonial stoning, but we will probably just shoot them afterward. Their wives will be allowed so sit on the funeral pyre if they wish. Since they are unclean in GOD's eyes they can't marry again or touch food, so they will likely be set out as bear bait.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I'd like to see you try. Really. Try. Come on.

Please.

*Smacks you again* I'm not gonna bite you, though. With me, biting tends to lead... Elsewhere.

[Rocking for JC]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.

I'd like to see you try. Really. Try. Come on.

Please.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

As a woman you should be.

Most sensible thing I have heard one say all week.

I say again, you're much too new to be talking down to me like that. *Smacks you* When you've been around a little while longer, I'll tak eyour attitude. Until then, mind yourself when directing posts at me. I smack, I bite, and I beat people with my Mighty Stick of Justice. Don't push your luck, buddy.

We don't eat meat because we want to. You don't have to, either. We have meat-alternatives now, you know. The savour of burning flesh pleases GOD and we are made in His image. That's your god, though. Not mine. All you sicko vegans (and whatever) are going to die from trying to stick to a diet of snow. Umm. I've never heard of anyone trying to live off snow. I don't think I'd recommend that. Guns aren't just objects for Demoncrats to try to ban. They are necessary to provide food for the family or get it from your Mormon neighbors when you run out.

Lol, you make me giggle.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I have a few family names: Vienneau (which, apparently, a very, very long time ago was Vino back when our ancestors lived in Italy and were winemakers; not sure on that, though), McKenny, Chamberlain, Benson (my least favourite surname, thank the Gods I'm not a blood Benson), and Peller.

Did your mother list ALL of those names on your birth certificate? Couldn't she narrow the field down a bit? How did she even get their last names anyway, rifle their wallets?

I'm against hunting, count me out.

We don't eat meat because we want to. The savour of burning flesh pleases GOD and we are made in His image. All you sicko vegans (and whatever) are going to die from trying to stick to a diet of snow. Guns aren't just objects for Demoncrats to try to ban. They are necessary to provide food for the family or get it from your Mormon neighbors when you run out.

[Rocking for JC]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I'm against hunting, count me out.

As a woman you should be.

Most sensible thing I have heard one say all week.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

I'll bet you have NO relation to anyone who will claim you. Why don't you pick another? LeSmith maybe. Or Clouseau.

I have a few family names: Vienneau (which, apparently, a very, very long time ago was Vino back when our ancestors lived in Italy and were winemakers; not sure on that, though), McKenny, Chamberlain, Benson (my least favourite surname, thank the Gods I'm not a blood Benson), and Peller.

All you dumb women who think men can be replaced need to watch this video and realize that before the MEN got to this point they had to spend hours or days out in the cold tracking this beast down and dispatching it.

The first woman I see who can pull a compound bow, do this and get home alive with the meat will get a medal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKm42...eature=related

I'm against hunting, count me out.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

All you dumb women who think men can be replaced need to watch this video and realize that before the MEN got to this point they had to spend hours or days out in the cold tracking this beast down and dispatching it.

The first woman I see who can pull a compound bow, do this and get home alive with the meat will get a medal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKm42ql7NSw&feature=related

[Rocking for JC]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

oh PUH-LEEZ Ezekiel, grow a brain. Men and Women are equal. just different it happens. and thank you, Van Helsing, for pointing out something that people should've known by now: There is no superior Sex. Yay!

Man you are DUMB. A woman isn't just different. Woman came from man to serve man. You must have never read the Bible LOL.


Genesis 2:22
Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

Genesis 3:16
To the woman he said,
"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you."

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

From this article:

So next time you ask us to fetch you a beer or a sandwich, just think, if all the women in the world were one day to revolt.....you all could be replaced with a petrie dish.

Women have always been revolting. If you didn't have cooters there would be a bounty on all of you. Listen up! GOD gave Adam his choice of any animal in the Kingdon as a 'helpmeet'. If I want something to nag me and throw my money away I can train a parrot. The world began to go downhill at EXACTLY the time women got the vote in America. First they banned beer. That should have given everyone the hint. Now they are trying to take away firearms. You women get your asses out of the dress store and start doing a little work or there's a younger, prettier one who would rather have your job.

I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense. Ants, indeed! When is the last time ants did anything I care about? A man will buy you a drink and take you to church. An ant will bite you. Even JESUS stepped on ants.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

We have no time for feminazi propaganda. Back your claim up with Scriptural evidence, Shresh, or we will ignore you.

[Shresh]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

oh PUH-LEEZ Ezekiel, grow a brain. Men and Women are equal. just different it happens. and thank you, Van Helsing, for pointing out something that people should've known by now: There is no superior Sex. Yay!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Vienneau isn't too terribly common a surname either, but I'm will to bet I have no relation to the majority of Vienneaus out there.

I'll bet you have NO relation to anyone who will claim you. Why don't you pick another? LeSmith maybe. Or Clouseau.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

True, they probably disowned you. Meanie face!

PS shouldn't it be "Vienneaux"?

While we were in France, yes (many generations ago). For some reason or other, when we moved to Canada the "x" was dropped; never understood why. Funny how that happens.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Evolution proves men not so essential as you might think!

Wi dar be a lezbe'n up n here? N a man hatr to? I's bet shi be won a dem dat be eat'n bull balls and pinisis wit hotdog buns. N she be kik'n lil boys n de balls fo da hel o it.

Yu's is NASTY. NASTY wuman!!

Mr. Cross, one of the burdens that we True Christians™ bear is that we attract witches like Mrs. Van Hellorhighwater, who hate God and therefore hate everything good that He has ordained, like male dominance.