[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science will be the downfall of civilization as we know it, unless something can be done to stop its insidious march!

Science teaches kids that they are worthless organisms that crawled out of a pile of sticky goo and are no better than any of the animals that lick their own anuses and chew on road kill.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

If anything will lead our kids to depression and suicide besides heavy metal music and the drugs, it will be science.

Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the "principals" of science.

It is our duty to tell our children the truth! They are not globs of meaningless goo, but rather, vessels created in the glorious image of GOD ALMIGHTY who are staggeringly putrid and in need of His precious love, lest they be cast into hellfire to writhe and scream for all eternity!

We mustn't let science damage our children! It's time to yank the science books they're being force-fed in school and give them a Holy Bible KJV 1611 instead! Our children deserve to built up, not torn down! And what better than the Bible to nurture their faith and strengthen their character?

I feel the fire of the LORD right now, and I want us to do something for HIM! I am looking for suggestions as to how we can help resist the science brigade!

My idea is that it's best to start at state level. Maybe somebody could draw up a petition to send the governor to ban the practice of science within Iowa, and to criminalize science paraphernalia like calculators, telescopes, microscopes, test tubes, tweezers and magnifying glasses.

Eventually I'd also like to see all monkeys deported from Iowa as well, because they are the mascots for evolution.

Does anybody have any ideas?

Your petty religion cannot damage science in any way.
How can you say that science is evil? It has been the way every one of your possessions has been invented.
Why do we have clean water? Because science found a way to purify it.
Why do we have the light bulb? Scientific ingenuity.
Why are you looking at a computer screen right now? Scientific invention.
Science has trampled over every major religion since the beginning of time.
To say it is evil for disproving superstition is an arrogant case to make.
You people have no understanding of science.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your petty religion cannot damage science in any way.

We don't need to damage something that we know is wrong. We simply reject it, as it goes against the teachings of the only book that matters, the KJAV 1611 Bible

How can you say that science is evil? It has been the way every one of your possessions has been invented.

I have a kitchen table made of wood. Which of your "scientists" invented trees?

Why do we have clean water? Because science found a way to purify it.

Scientists invented water now? This is the first I've heard of this. Was it just one guy or did it take a team of "scientists" to combine hydrogen with oxygen?

Why do we have the light bulb? Scientific ingenuity.

God chose to reveal HIS invention of the light bulb to Thomas Edison because he was a good and righteous man.

Why are you looking at a computer screen right now? Scientific invention.

I'm looking at a computer screen because some little twerp is assaulting us here in OUR Godly forum. God chose to bless me with enough cash to buy my fancy new computer. I don't care who He chose to build it for me, I just know He had them make me a nice one!

Science has trampled over every major religion since the beginning of time.

And we are trampling back my friend! We will take America and the world back from you secularists and scientists!

To say it is evil for disproving superstition is an arrogant case to make. You people have no understanding of science.

And you have no understanding of the Glory of God! Enjoy Hell sinner!

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists invented water now? This is the first I've heard of this. Was it just one guy or did it take a team of "scientists" to combine hydrogen with oxygen?
God chose to reveal HIS invention of the light bulb to Thomas Edison because he was a good and righteous man.

No, scientists didn't invent water, they found a way to purify it.
And Thomas Edison was in fact an atheist. So why would "god" reveal the lighth bulb to him?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

No, scientists didn't invent water, they found a way to purify it.

So scientists invented rain? Clear flowing mountain streams? Snowmelt?

Or are you saying scientists invented Chlorine? Last time I looked, Chlorine was on God's List of His Elements, or what your "scientists" call the Periodic Table.

Typical of arrogant scientists to take credit for something God though of when he created the world!

And Thomas Edison was in fact an atheist. So why would "god" reveal the lighth bulb to him?

You're such an idiot! Thomas Edison was a Deist. The fact that he did not attend what YOU think of as a church doesn't mean God did not know he was a righteous man.

God rewards those that deserve it. Mr. Edison was a True Christian™ at heart, inventing hundreds of devices that made him a very rich man. The Lord respects hard working men like Mr. Edison. He believed in God, worked hard and contributed greatly to God's Favorite Country™ America!

Typical of an atheist like YOU to claim Mr. Edison as one of your own! Shame on you!

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

No gosh-darned SISSYtician is getting anywhere close to my wiener! Whose with me?

[Sarah-Shan't]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

PLEASE GO TO THE INTRODUCTION FORUM AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF SARAH.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Scientists aren't all bad. I know many Christians and religios people who make excellent scientists, and they just do it becuase they anjoy learning about what God has created. Not all of us believe in Evolution, so don't go putting down everyone under that catagory.

Where have we ever said that all scientists are bad? If that was the case, why would we be funding the finest creation scientists in the world to help debunk the satanic Darwin worshippers? We only have issue with those who discount the greatest and truest scientific textbook ever written - the Bible.
It seems to me that instead of devoting yourself to Jesus, you're just looking for ways to nitpick against those of us who are trying to spread His word.

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Where have we ever said that all scientists are bad? If that was the case, why would we be funding the finest creation scientists in the world to help debunk the satanic Darwin worshippers? We only have issue with those who discount the greatest and truest scientific textbook ever written - the Bible.
It seems to me that instead of devoting yourself to Jesus, you're just looking for ways to nitpick against those of us who are trying to spread His word.

Evolutionists obviously don't worship satan.
That would be totally illogical.
The bible is definitely not a science textbook, it's a fiction novel.
Creation scientists, ha, the concept of it denies reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main points supported by biology and cosmology.
The bible cannot compare to logical scientific theory, proven or not.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Evolutionists obviously worship satan.
That would be totally logical as they deny the God they know is real.
The Bible is definitely a science textbook that has been proven true time and again.
Creation scientists are the only ones who embrace reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main concepts in the atheist religion.
The Bible is proven logical scientific fact.

There. Fixed that for you.

[WiseAss]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I worship a real being.
I waste my life and am a delusional whore.
I should probably abort my child because he will most likely turn out retarded.
I believe in silly superstition.
Mythology is what I base my life from.
Evolution, natural selection, and the big bang all hold more scientific weight than the bible, because the bible cannot be proven and is a story book for adults.

Hmm, wasting your life I see?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

What an odd definition of "wasting" you have, but then, why bother about devoting yourself to the Glory of God when you can smoke marihuana cigarettes and defile yourself to furry pornography, right?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Evolutionists obviously don't worship satan.
That would be totally illogical.
The bible is definitely not a science textbook, it's a fiction novel.
Creation scientists, ha, the concept of it denies reason and rational thinking.
The big bang and evolution are the two main points supported by biology and cosmology.
The bible cannot compare to logical scientific theory, proven or not.

Your main error, laid out before you! (God Bless Sister Mary Maria for setting this God-rebuker's post straight!)

You atheists have no moral principles whatsoever! All we try to do is enlighten you, and you make it a point on your Satanic Secret Agenda® to show up our divine hospitality as "ignorance"! How dare you!!! If Jesus were here now...

But don't worry, unlike you murderous, bloodthirsty, fruitcake, willy-nilly, philosophical, superstitious science types, the Lord's Grace is with us, and as such, He grants us the authority to be extremely condescending to you reasonably talk you out of your hedonistic ways- and it is just so lucky for your soul that I happen to be bestowed with intrisic power over you! For I have devised five easy steps to disproving this blasphemous lie known as evolution:

1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your main error, laid out before you! (God Bless Sister Mary Maria for setting this God-rebuker's post straight!)

You atheists have no moral principles whatsoever! All we try to do is enlighten you, and you make it a point on your Satanic Secret Agenda® to show up our divine hospitality as "ignorance"! How dare you!!! If Jesus were here now...

But don't worry, unlike you murderous, bloodthirsty, fruitcake, willy-nilly, philosophical, superstitious science types, the Lord's Grace is with us, and as such, He grants us the authority to be extremely condescending to you reasonably talk you out of your hedonistic ways- and it is just so lucky for your soul that I happen to be bestowed with intrisic power over you! For I have devised five easy steps to disproving this blasphemous lie known as evolution:

1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?

Ya know, Tertius, I just goshdarned tried that on my pet raccoon, Ducksticks, and it just goshdarned died like you said it would. Now, I may not be no creation scientist at the presitigious university in Landover, but if I'm not mistaken, this just disproved the theory of STUPIDlution.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Ya know, Tertius, I just goshdarned tried that on my pet raccoon, Ducksticks, and it just goshdarned died like you said it would. Now, I may not be no creation scientist at the presitigious university in Landover, but if I'm not mistaken, this just disproved the theory of STUPIDlution.

See? A testimonial to the TRUE scientific method! If only you atheists would follow this fine, upstanding fellow's example of a convert! Keep up the work brother, and don't forget to properly dispose of your pet's carcass with an NRA (even if they are liberal pussies) standard issue M61 Vulcan, so that the negroes aren't able to use their viewdew majick to fryze et up reelz gudd make it dance to their demonic rap music!