[Brother Jessup]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Ah yes Pastor Ezekiel. Thank you for that correction.

I suppose then that the Dark Ages were even better than what I had previously thought.







The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken………Amen!

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science will be the downfall of civilization as we know it, unless something can be done to stop its insidious march!

Science teaches kids that they are worthless organisms that crawled out of a pile of sticky goo and are no better than any of the animals that lick their own anuses and chew on road kill.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

If anything will lead our kids to depression and suicide besides heavy metal music and the drugs, it will be science.

Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the "principals" of science.

It is our duty to tell our children the truth! They are not globs of meaningless goo, but rather, vessels created in the glorious image of GOD ALMIGHTY who are staggeringly putrid and in need of His precious love, lest they be cast into hellfire to writhe and scream for all eternity!

We mustn't let science damage our children! It's time to yank the science books they're being force-fed in school and give them a Holy Bible KJV 1611 instead! Our children deserve to built up, not torn down! And what better than the Bible to nurture their faith and strengthen their character?

I feel the fire of the LORD right now, and I want us to do something for HIM! I am looking for suggestions as to how we can help resist the science brigade!

My idea is that it's best to start at state level. Maybe somebody could draw up a petition to send the governor to ban the practice of science within Iowa, and to criminalize science paraphernalia like calculators, telescopes, microscopes, test tubes, tweezers and magnifying glasses.

Eventually I'd also like to see all monkeys deported from Iowa as well, because they are the mascots for evolution.

Does anybody have any ideas?

wow, i dont even know how to respond to this. science is the the downfall of civilization? science is the reason we got where we are today! you wouldnt be posting on this forum, let alone using a computer without science. ban practice of science? really? this is the most ignorant thing ive ever heard.

also barrack obama is very spiritual.

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

"Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the principals of science."

What? Are you having a laugh?

Scientists, especially astrophysicists, make it their goal in life to discover how the universe was created.

The Bible is wrong. Very, very wrong and it has devastated more lives than it has saved. That is why finding an answer to the origin of the universe and life is deeply important.

Science will win the war, let me tell you that.

Also, ever been to the hospital and been given medicine? - Science
Ever been on a life support machine, had surgery or know someone who has? - Science
Ever driven a car or been on a train or a bus? - Science
Ever used a telephone or watched TV? - Science

You are terrified of science, absolutely terrified. And do you know why? Because some day, maybe not in your time but science will prove religion is a sham.

I also find it funny that if the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) finds the Higgs Boson Particle (the so-called God Particle) what is to stop you from saying it was orchestrated by God? Nothing, and then suddenly, you will support science only when it benefits.

Hypocrites.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

wow, i dont even know how to respond to this. science is the the downfall of civilization? science is the reason we got where we are today! you wouldnt be posting on this forum, let alone using a computer without science. ban practice of science? really? this is the most ignorant thing ive ever heard.

You should get out more.

also barrack obama is very spiritual.

What are you saying? Obama is a scientist and thus not spiritual or he is spiritual and not a scientist? Madam, you are an idiot and need to think before posting.

{...]The Bible is wrong. Very, very wrong and it has devastated more lives than it has saved.

Lives? What's that got to do with the price of fish? Landover and God are interested in souls - not lives!

That is why finding an answer to the origin of the universe and life is deeply important.

That is the single most stupid thing I have ever heard (a) God did it (b) how will that help you earn more money?

Science will win the war, let me tell you that.

No.

Also, ever been to the hospital and been given medicine? - Science

God gives and takes life - doctors try to foil His Plan and are the servants of the Devil..

Ever been on a life support machine, had surgery or know someone who has? - Science

No - God saves us (or not)

Ever driven a car or been on a train or a bus? - Science

What's your point - all those were invented by True Christians™ I drive a Hummer - pretty Godly eh?

Ever used a telephone or watched TV? - Science

See above

You are terrified of science, absolutely terrified.

Rubbish! If it's quoted on NASDAQ, we'll make money from it!

And do you know why?

This is rubbish and I've stopped reading your pathetic post.

You are some godless atheist with the brain of a pea and the morals of a tom-cat

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

That's funny, if I had a brain the size of a pea, I'd never have got my university degree in science.

Also, it's a universally acknowledged fact that atheists are far more superior in intelligence compared to those who believe in religion, maybe because all the stupid rednecks in the Southern states of America bring the intelligence level down?

Anyway, I'm not here to argue who is more clever or whatnot, but the fact you stopped reading my posts shows that it hurts you to read it. You physically can't stand being told that science is superior to religion in every aspect.

Also, you do know Christians can be scientists as well? Surely, to you, that would be blasphemy. But no, just because a Christian invented a scientific device somehow makes science okay?

Hypocrite much?

God created the universe? HA. Don't make me laugh. I find it disgustingly arrogant and naive that you can say that with so much conviction. You really believe it, don't you? That's even funnier.

The Bible doesn't go into much detail though, does it? I mean, it doesn't mention gravity, electromagnetic forces, the moon influencing the tides or anything. Science does, however.

Science won't earn me more money? Who cares? I'm not motivated by money nor does it govern my life. The science and religious institutions are radically different. We do not play on the feelings and take the money off the vulnerable and sick.

You actually disgust me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

That's funny, if I had a brain the size of a pea, I'd never have got my university degree in science.

You know those postal ones aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on?

Also, it's a universally acknowledged fact that atheists are far more superior in intelligence compared to those who believe in religion

I asked my retainer, “Boy”, if this were so. He said he’d never heard that. It appears either “Boy” is not of this universe or you are wrong. As “Boy” brings me my Mint Juleps, I can only conclude you are wrong.quote]Anyway, I'm not here to argue who is more clever or whatnot,[/quote]Good because so far I’m not impressed.

but the fact you stopped reading my posts shows that it hurts you to read it.

Yes, those points in the posts are a little contradictory aren’t they?

You physically can't stand being told that science is superior to religion in every aspect.

I have simply no idea where you got that erroneous thought: 1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Also, you do know Christians can be scientists as well? Surely, to you, that would be blasphemy.

There is “science so-called” and Biblical Science – you really must make the distinction. (You did get your qualifications by post didn’t you?)

God created the universe? HA. Don't make me laugh. I find it disgustingly arrogant and naive that you can say that with so much conviction.

We merely accept the Greatest Authority – God’s Word as revealed in KJV1611.

The Bible doesn't go into much detail though, does it? I mean, it doesn't mention gravity, electromagnetic forces, the moon influencing the tides or anything. Science does, however.

Science doesn’t mention you as far as I can see… where does that leave you?

Science won't earn me more money? Who cares?

And there. Ladies and gentlemen of Landover, we have it – convicted by his own words this atheist believes that living on welfare – your and my tax dollars – is OK.

Disgusting!

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

You should get out more.

how is that relevant to my point?

What are you saying? Obama is a scientist and thus not spiritual or he is spiritual and not a scientist? Madam, you are an idiot and need to think before posting.

i was refering to the initial post noob. he is spiritual and he doesnt reject science.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

[/quote]your ignorance is almost scary if the things you post are what you really believe.

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

You can get degrees through the post? WOW. Maybe then I wouldn't have had to bother going to university for three years, working my ass off and getting into £20000 debt.

Science doesn't mention me, correct. I wasn't really expecting it be mention me, to be honest, but there you go. Still, why doesn't the bible mention all those other factors? You ignored my statement. Those are the most important factors that govern our universe, how can the Bible have missed them out?

Also, the money part. I will still have a decent job, that I can be sure of. I will also earn decent money, that I can also be sure of. However, as I said before, I have no intention of living off your tax money, purely because I have a job myself, and I hate the lazy people who sponge off the government. Money is just not a big factor in my life and I can survive without being wealthy.

Also, there is science and biblical science? HA! That's a new one to me. Surely if you despised science so much, why would you even want it associated with religion?

[Bob4God]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

your ignorance is almost scary if the things you post are what you really believe.

Yes I really do believe these things, why would I post them otherwise?

You'd better get used to GODly folks like me calling the shots, because in 2012, we are taking this country back for JESUS!

VOTE REPUBLICAN!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

You can get degrees through the post? WOW. Maybe then I wouldn't have had to bother going to university for three years, working my ass off and getting into £20000 debt.

Brits pretending to be Godly Americans – can’t stand it!

Still, why doesn't the bible mention all those other factors?

Occam’s razor – it isn’t necessary

You ignored my statement.

Yeah, life’s cruel

Those are the most important factors that govern our universe,

…and what are you going to do with this so-called knowledge once you have it? Will it save one soul? No.

how can the Bible have missed them out?

.. because they theories rather than Godly facts.

Also, the money part. I will still have a decent job, that I can be sure of. I will also earn decent money, that I can also be sure of.

Seeing into the future doesn’t seem very scientific – I suspect that even you don’t believe in science.

I hate the lazy people who sponge off the government.

But Jesus said “the poor are always with us” are you saying they shouldn’t be? Money is just not a big factor in my life and I can survive without being wealthy.

Also, there is science and biblical science? HA! That's a new one to me. Surely if you despised science so much, why would you even want it associated with religion?

You can look here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9216 or here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696 and there are plenty more examples of Godly Science - Science that agrees with The Holy Bible.

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

the bible was written 2k years ago and translated multiple times, for all we know the bible could have depicted jesus as a hommicidal maniac zombie that rose from the dead. hell for all we know, it could have been written as a fiction novel to teach morals to little kids; yet science is practiced and written everyday with proven theorys and indisputiple data. how is this topic still an issue? science>bible

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

the bible was written 2k years ago and translated multiple times, for all we know the bible could have depicted jesus as a hommicidal maniac zombie that rose from the dead. hell for all we know, it could have been written as a fiction novel to teach morals to little kids; yet science is practiced and written everyday with proven theorys and indisputiple data. how is this topic still an issue? science>bible

I keep telling the Pastors that we should have a sticky thread that explains in detail why KJV1611 is inerrant.

Basically, God told King James to gather around him Godly scribes, for He (God) would inspire the One and Only True Word correcting all errors and omissions. And He did.

How can science be greater than religion? Religion is The Word of God, science is but a bunch of half-baked theories that will be laughed at tomorrow.

Can science give you eternal life? No!

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Can science give you eternal life? No!

neither can a book.

How can science be greater than religion? Religion is The Word of God, science is but a bunch of half-baked theories that will be laughed at tomorrow.

half baked theories? i dont think so buddy. have you ever heard of the nobel prize? have you ever heard of e=mc^2, pythagorean theorem, neutons laws? these have all been proven, VERY useful, and will withstand the test of time

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

neither can a book.

This is not just any book - it's The Holy Bible.

half baked theories? i dont think so buddy. have you ever heard of the nobel prize? have you ever heard of e=mc^2, pythagorean theorem, neutons laws? these have all been proven, VERY useful, and will withstand the test of time

Nobel Prize - not one of the things you mentioned won a Nobel Prize.

Anyhoo - what's neutons laws? Do they concern lawn mowers?

But let's look at some scientists:

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
-- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
“X-rays will prove to be a hoax.”
-- Lord Kelvin, while president of the Royal Society
“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

Yes, indeed, put your faith in men of science – they are never wrong…

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

those are all over a century old, get with the times.

newtons laws are the basis for any type of mechanical operation period.

and my bad, einstein didnt win the nobel for e=mc^2, even though it was undoubtably his most well know equation next to theory of relativety, but he did take a nobel prize for the photoelectric effect