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  • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

    Originally posted by fortheloveofthecross View Post
    I apologize if I offended you.

    I have not judged your wife as I have not said any untrue statements about her. Your wife is a man clearly demonstrated by the picture in your signature.

    The picture in your signature shows a man, which you claim to be Ms. Hutchins.

    I am simply pointing out that you are married to a man.
    Being married to a man is the definition of homosexuality.

    Therefore you have no room to speak on this matter and should be banned from the Lord's forum for stoning a person on the exact sin you have commited.
    You are retarded, aren't you? I guess this what happens when siblings mate. Tell your sistermother and brotherfather I say Hi.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      The question you seem to be asking: What makes a Caliber gay? How do you know all Caliber drivers are gay? I'll simply remind you to read through this entire thread since it has all the information pertaining to it. Everything from Prof. Bessemer's exhaustive research on the correlation of homosexuality and Calibers, to the psychological analysis of the homosexual-innuendo and controversial Dodge Caliber commercial, to the documented reports of police officers claiming homosexual trysts are happening in Calibers, to the myriad of gay automobile websites that constanly rank the Caliber high for the gay consumer, to the heavy usage of the word "caliber" in gay circles, etc. etc. etc.

      So please, stop and read this and quit arguing over spelling and grammar.

      Brother Jim is that a picture of you in your avatar?

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      • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        You are retarded, aren't you? I guess this what happens when siblings mate. Tell your sistermother and brotherfather I say Hi.

        God forbids me to have anything to do with homosexuals...

        So I can no longer speak to you.

        May God bless you.

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        • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

          Originally posted by fortheloveofthecross View Post
          God forbids me to have anything to do with homosexuals...

          So I can no longer speak to you.

          May God bless you.
          First of all, Mr. Hutchins is not a homo. You have no right to come to this forum and slander a True Christian like that. Secondly, you have been here one day, made 14 posts, and they're all on this thread. What exactly IS your point? Why are you even here? You have a holier than thou attitude and absolutely nothing to back it up. How do we even KNOW you're a Christian? I think it highly unlikely, being that you've spent the better part of a day doing nothing but defend a pansywagon.

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          • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

            Originally posted by fortheloveofthecross View Post
            Brother Jim is that a picture of you in your avatar?
            Why yes! Surely you recognize me from my 1980's televangelist hour "Rev Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" that was broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe!

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
              First of all, Mr. Hutchins is not a homo. You have no right to come to this forum and slander a True Christian like that. Secondly, you have been here one day, made 14 posts, and they're all on this thread. What exactly IS your point? Why are you even here? You have a holier than thou attitude and absolutely nothing to back it up. How do we even KNOW you're a Christian? I think it highly unlikely, being that you've spent the better part of a day doing nothing but defend a pansywagon.

              What is your point in putting me down?

              I came onto this forum and asked a couple questions.

              You are the one on defense mode.

              I am not perfect, never think that I am, nor have judged anyone on this forum unlike you.

              I believe it is you that has the holier than thou attitude.

              As a son of God you and I are brothers.

              I think calibers are ugly cars.

              lets pray in peace.

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              • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Why yes! Surely you recognize me from my 1980's televangelist hour "Rev Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" that was broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe!

                I knew I recognized you from somewhere!

                I am with you on this one, arguing over spelling and grammar is pointless and I will no longer persue that argument.

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                • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                  Originally posted by fortheloveofthecross View Post
                  I knew I recognized you from somewhere!

                  I am with you on this one, arguing over spelling and grammar is pointless and I will no longer persue that argument.
                  In all that arguing I lost track. Do you own a Caliber or not?

                  If so, did you buy it because you are already gay or because you want to be gay?
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                  • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                    I have read every word in every post in this thread, and it's a very interesting scientheistic discussion. It appears to me to be a proven fact that just sitting inside one of these cars is the equivalent of a three day holiday weekend at a San Francisco bathhouse.

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                    • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                      I must comment on this since I think you'll find my information relevant. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the beach with another lesbian couple we just met. Turns out the butch partner of the relationship drives a....yep, a Dodge Caliber!

                      It's a really nice car too, admittedly! It certainly does appeal to the gay and lesbian population. The Chill Zone was nice for keeping the Zimas cold and we had a nice tailgating party at the beach. Plus, there's lots of room in the back with the fold-down seats for fooling around with your lover. If they create a hybrid or electric version of the Caliber, I would consider getting one.

                      Yes, the Dodge Caliber is a very gay-friendly car, and like I said earlier, everyone who owns one is either gay or lesbian. But, what is wrong with that?
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                      • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                        There is absolutely no difference between driving a Dodge Caliber and servicing the glory hole at the Pride Parade.

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                        • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                          Originally posted by iamtehstan View Post
                          Id really like to know to what everyone on this forum drives, just to measure all your hypocracy on a queerness scale.
                          But then again, I highly doubt a bunch a fake christians talking about queers all day long will be honnest.

                          I can tell you this. My 300 Horsepower Caliber will leave your christian asses clueless in a smoke cloud, wondering what the hell just happenned as you try to get your little Toyota Corolla's past 60 up a hill.

                          Afterwards, I will satisfy myself to piffleing my hot girlfriend ***satanic word deleted*** in the rear hatch, where there's more than enough room to do so. Hell maybe, I'll get her to bring along her hot female friend to get in on it as well, theres more than enough room.
                          This is what I drive. I wouldn't be caught dead in a faggy car like the Caliber.
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                          • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                            I own a 2007 Chevrolet Suburban, a 2009 Ford Excursion, a 2008 6.2L 393 hp V8 Hummer H2, a 2008 Cadillac Escalade ESV, a 2008 Newell 47’ recreational vehicle, and a 2005 GMC Denali.

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                            • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                              I heard that in England there is a group of recovering ex-homos called...

                              Ex-Caliber Owners.

                              Something about swallowing a sword or something...
                              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                              • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                                I just saw this thread and I had to laugh! My manager at the Pita Pit is like so totally gay you wouldn't even believe it! And he drives a Dodge Caliber!!!

                                But he was gay before he got the car, the car didn't make him gay. He claims he was born that way. Whjat a liar!

                                OK bye, I really have to go now or I'll be totally late for work!

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