[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I agree Bobby Joe. Why would God have buried all that wonderful oil if He didn't want us to drill for it, refine it, and burn it in our cars and power plants?

That's right, He WOULDN'T have created it if He didn't want us to use it! Conservation is like spitting in God's face!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What about the Hybrid Prius, the Tesla, and the Volt? Could anything be more disgustingly homersexural than saving gasoline?

Godly point Brother Worthington. Only an Islamic terrorist is into fuel economy. As good Christians we know Jesus has promised us every last drop of oil in the ground.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What about the Hybrid Prius, the Tesla, and the Volt? Could anything be more disgustingly homersexural than saving gasoline?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Jeff Gordon drives a car based on the Impala, not the caliper. Has been married twice, both time to former models.
But Chevy, a great homer brand, will soon shock the world with the news of there other drivers.

Dale Jr and Tony Stewart are both very popular drivers, and both always drive Chevy's. Both are in there 30's, but have never been married. Never seen with a lot of cute girlfriends. So in the final act of america's gay acceptance, it will be revealed that Nascar's most popular drivers are not only gay, but secret lovers.
Ton's of people worship JR, so when they find this out, it will only mean to many young fans, that are baptist to boot, that being gay is COOL. But it is only another nail in the coffin of a real christian nation.

I think I vomited in my mouth.

Is there no end to lengths homosexuals will go? Dale "The Intimidator" Earnhardt probably weeped in heaven after finding out his son was a sissy queer.

I once had respect for Nascar. Now I see it is full of Japs and fags.

May God bless the few true American drivers!

[lord warrior]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Jeff Gordon drives a car based on the Impala, not the caliper. Has been married twice, both time to former models.
But Chevy, a great homer brand, will soon shock the world with the news of there other drivers.

Dale Jr and Tony Stewart are both very popular drivers, and both always drive Chevy's. Both are in there 30's, but have never been married. Never seen with a lot of cute girlfriends. So in the final act of america's gay acceptance, it will be revealed that Nascar's most popular drivers are not only gay, but secret lovers.
Ton's of people worship JR, so when they find this out, it will only mean to many young fans, that are baptist to boot, that being gay is COOL. But it is only another nail in the coffin of a real christian nation.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Like a gay person could have a beautiful Christian wife




Who is PREGNANT and making soldiers for Christ!


http://www.hopeway.org/gospel/JeffGordon.asp

Brother Eliot, I stand corrected. I made an assumption based on rumors and his rainbow car. Thank for posting that inspirational story!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Like a gay person could have a beautiful Christian wife




Who is PREGNANT and making soldiers for Christ!

Jeff realized that true peace and happiness can only come when God is in the driver's seat. He decided to surrender his life completely to the Lord. "Before, I was totally focused on driving. How it went on the track was my life," Jeff recalls. "Becoming a Christian changed my priorities. Now God comes first, then my wife and family, and then racing. I think being a Christian has made me a better husband and son and a better driver."

"I just try to keep my focus on God, trust Him, and ask Him to help me handle things," Jeff explains. And whenever he has the opportunity, Gordon shares with others the source of his peace and strength: "A lot has happened to me over the past few years: a lot of race wins, some championships. But the greatest thing that has happened to me is my personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
You, too, can experience the peace and fulfillment that Jeff has found, by beginning your own personal relationship with Christ. You might pray something like this:
Dear God, I realize that I am a sinner in need of a Savior. I believe that Jesus died on the cross for my sins and was raised three days later, conquering death. Please forgive my sins and be Lord of my life. In Jesus' name, Amen.

http://www.hopeway.org/gospel/JeffGordon.asp

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

While I have no proof of Jeff Gordon's sexual orientation (he's most likely a homo) I did find a very disturbing Caliber/sodomite connection.

There is a well known gay porn star named Lexington Steele. There is a (pardon me Pastors) sex toy that is supposedly molded directly from his "thing".

It is called the Lex Caliber Black Realistic Dildo: Dimensions: 9 1/4" x 2"

Not only is this beyond disgusting, there is NO WAY that something that enormous could be real. They are LYING about it really being like his real "thing."

God wouldn't make a "thing" that big. What would be the point?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Jeff Gordon praises Jesus every time he wins. He praises Jesus all the time. Lazarus, what are you trying to insinuate?

Many gays praise Jesus.

http://gay-christians.org/

Of course God hates them.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Proof of gayness.

Yours in Christ

Jeff Gordon praises Jesus every time he wins. He praises Jesus all the time. Lazarus, what are you trying to insinuate?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Proof of gayness.

Yours in Christ

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

This is the least gay car that has a living driver.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

This is the least gay car of all time:

We miss you Dale! We know you'll always lead the most laps in Heaven!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

How boys become gay.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

This is the gayest car ever.