[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Wow, that's . . . something.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Did I miss a picture of that? I could use a good laugh today!

Here is a picture like Brother Nobar was talking about Reverend.







Throwing good money after bad, or as one of the maintenance men at Landover U said the other day:

"That'd be like polishing a turd!"

The lower classes do use colorful language don't they!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Normally I would not agree with your racist and bigoted ways, but I must say: I know three people who drive Dodge Calibers and yes they are gay. First one is an assistant professor, nice young Hispanic-American boy, the second one is my ex-girlfriend, and the third is one of our representatives for the GLBT Alliance.

I think the reason why Dodge Calibers are preferred by gays is because gays have good taste in design!

Professor Lesbian SeX, were these Caliber drivers gay before or after they got their cars?

Also, has your ex-girlfriend gone straight since getting her Caliber? (It may be that they cause sexual attraction to MEN, instead of just perversion and a rejection of God's Plan.)

What's gayer than a Dodge Caliber? Buying two thousand dollars worth of useless carbon fiber parts to make it look like Darth Vader.

Did I miss a picture of that? I could use a good laugh today!

...such disrespect!!

You worship crackers and a dead woman, then sodomize altar boys in your spare time. What exactly are we to "respect"?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

um ya so i dont think its a car thats makes people gay it may appeal to gay people but a car cannot make someone gay but no you stupid ass people who are to ignorent to look at things full you would realize this get your f***in heads our tof your asses and stop being so stupid

Aren't you just the most impressive writer ever. Oh, how you spell words, use punctuation and sentence structure. Mummy and daddy must be so very proud of their little retard. My oh my, you have certainly won me over with your argument. Do you create the logic our president uses?

[the chosen one]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

um ya so i dont think its a car thats makes people gay it may appeal to gay people but a car cannot make someone gay but no you stupid ass people who are to ignorent to look at things full you would realize this get your f***in heads our tof your asses and stop being so stupid

[Ruze Molenaar]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

The only good attomobiel in the woreld is the won from Russia: Lada.
Thei are so nyce to ride.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Well, she looks like a gypsy to me.

Hey, Gypsy Rose Lee! Are you out to fool the "gaje"?

Apparently she's already deceived Godly Brother Gordon

Actually Sister, it's worse than that! She was born in BELGIUM! Perhaps the saintly Brother Gordon is trying to Save her! She bore him a baby girl, so she is half-way to being Saved already.

Now if only we could get them both to join Landover, Jeff would get to bring her to Heaven when God calls Jeff home!

[SUV]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Well, she looks like a gypsy to me.

Hey, Gypsy Rose Lee! Are you out to fool the "gaje"?

Apparently she's already deceived Godly Brother Gordon

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Thank God our State Highway Patrol decided to go with the Charger instead of the Caliber.



I don't want to think about what might happen if all our state troopers turned gay.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Here is a link directly to Dodge's Caliber site. Notice the new tag line?

Pretty damn gay if you ask me!

Looks like the queer agenda has pressured Dodge into admitting they are purposely producing a car for sodomites!

I agree, Brother Portway. Looking into this matter, I think it's safe to conclude that Dodge designed a car specifically to tackle the (lucrative) gay market. The design of the car, the name, the slogan, the popularity of the car among homosexuals, the advertisements....it all adds up.

Just looking at the catchphrase makes two words stand out: BACK and PUMP. It's also not a coincidence that the Dodge Caliber is supposed to be the automobile equivalent of a macho, rough dominant "top". The Dodge Caliber REALLY has your back at the pump....while it pumps you in the back.

I should also mention that in the early 1980's, I met a vile pornographer who had his own gay porn company. Company's name? Caliber Films. I doubt it's still around since he died of AIDS in 1990.

Now everytime I look at one of these cars, I get sick, and I wonder how many dumb, unwary customers bought these without knowing it has FAGMOBILE written all over it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

If you think the Dodge Caliber is gay wait until you see the new Fiat Caliber.

Is ANYTHING sill manufactured here?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I like to think I'm doing it for our future Brother Nobar. The more gays cars that are pointed out by Prof. Bessemer and I, the more hermaphroditic Jap porn I uncover, the better the world will be.

And for every Hollywood tart I out as lesbian, I think I'm making the world just a little bit safer for good True Christian™ children.

So I guess I'm really doing it for the kids, Brother. I'm doing it for the children. Amen

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Damn, Portway, you're right again. How do you have time to do all of this research?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Here is a link directly to Dodge's Caliber site. Notice the new tag line?

Caliber's Got Your Back at the Pump!

Pretty damn gay if you ask me!

Looks like the queer agenda has pressured Dodge into admitting they are purposely producing a car for sodomites!

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What about the Hybrid Prius, the Tesla, and the Volt? Could anything be more disgustingly homersexural than saving gasoline?

Americans got the accursed idea of fuel economy from the Gayties and the Muslim revolution over in Arabekistan. Stupid Muslims homers!

The second gen. Insight, don't forget that. The Tesla is the least gay "economic" car out there now, due to the "power" it has, but it is still for flaming metrohomers. The second gen Prius by far is the gayest economy car out there. I've considered organizing a local anti-Prius petition to get these things out of my town.

However, I have to nominate the New Beetle for the second gayest car. Seriously, what fag would drive one of those? Not even Little Richard would touch one of those!