[Christianity]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Want me to tell them to change their ways as well?

And I have, sadly, found another Subaru in the hands of what I call, a male "hairdresser":

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I did.

And sadly, neighbors nearby recently purchased not one but two (TWO!) Calibers, one of them being a SRT model. I pity them for years to come.

Exactly. Every time you look over there and see their Calibers you will be laughing to yourself about their foolishness. Might as well warn the neighbors about them.

[Christianity]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I did.

And sadly, neighbors nearby recently purchased not one but two (TWO!) Calibers, one of them being a SRT model. I pity them for years to come.

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Do you think we just picked the Caliber at random? IT'S THE GAYEST CAR IN THE WORLD! It was targeted to homosexuals! Didn't you read the thread?

[Christianity]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

No, I'm just wondering....

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Is there any reason why it should be?

[Christianity]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I'm just wondering, is the Dodge Aspen a gay car?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

More Dodge Caliber Mayhem!

I am almost embarrassed that I did not discover this sooner! I am sure we all remember Bruce Pardo, the man that went on a killing spree with a homemade flame thrower and various handguns dressed in a Santa Claus suit last Christmas?

Well, guess what sent him over the edge. That's right, it was this very Dodge Caliber pictured below! A normal Christian man with a loving family rented a Dodge Caliber and his life was destroyed!

The 2008 Dodge Caliber driven by suspect Bruce Jeffrey Pardo is seen in this handout photo released December 26, 2008. Pardo, who dressed as Santa Claus to kill nine Christmas Eve party guests before taking his own life, had been divorced just a week when he unleashed a hail of gunfire and flames that seemed intended for his former wife and in-laws, officials said on Friday. In a final act of destruction encountered by authorities after Pardo had killed himself, his rental car was discovered to have been booby-trapped with the remnants of the Santa suit rigged to a homemade fire bomb. The bomb ignited when authorities tried to defuse it, engulfing the car in flames, but no one was hurt, Covina Police Chief Kim Raney said.

Here is a picture of the charred Santa suit in the evil car!



Pardo was a normal family man until he rented the car, at which point the Caliber's gayness infected him, which caused him to lose his grip on reality.

The only silver lining in this tragic story of a Christian family man driven to murder by a Dodge Caliber is that the offending Caliber was destroyed. In his last act of sanity before his suicide, Pardo blew up the car that ruined his life with a homemade bomb that was set to explode when police tried to remove the Santa suit.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I bet Michael Jackson owned a Caliber!

An unconfirmed, but still reliable anonymous source told a good friend of mine who is in the upper echelon of TMZ.com that Michael Jackson had recently purchased a 2009 Dodge Caliber SRT-4 as of two days ago and was supposed to pick up his purchase tomorrow.

Well, that ain't gonna happen now. I will see what I can dig out of this story further, but apparently it is for real. Jackson has been in bankruptcy and couldn't afford any better cars. Had to settle for a Dodge Caliber.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm even still living in America!!

Amen brother. You and me both.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I bet Michael Jackson owned a Caliber!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

How come your boss can get away with yelling at you like that? Is it because he's a fag and they're afraid to fire him?

That sounds about right, Brother Nobar. The gays have stolen all of our rights and left us helpless to the powerful forces arrayed to impose their wicked agenda of death, sin and distruction.

When will our oppression come to an end? The homos have all the rights, and we wealthy white male suburban Christians have no more rights at all!! Me and my wife of 34 years, Delores, must live in the shadows, skulking around, driving separate cars on back roads to church to evade the constant persecution of LIEberals. It's like some kind of scary, futuristic science fiction movie!!

All my rights are gone, stolen from me like a pie cooling on a windowsill in a neighborhood full of Negroes! As a good Christian, if I want to tie up a homersexural, douse him with gasoline and set him on fire to give him a taste of eternal hellfire, all of a sudden I'M the bad guy. The liberal activist judges, lazy big city police, hippy liberal DEMONstrators, the joo commies, the commie joo-lovers, the race-mixing advocates, the disgusting Godless DEMONcrats, and the LIEberal media would portray me as a bad person full of hate-- which I'm not!! Just because I, as a True Christian™, believe that all homersexurals should be rounded up and burned alive as an abomination to God, I'M the one who is subject to relentless, withering persecution!!

That is just ONE illustration of the oppression of wealthy white male suburban Christians in this country. The same unfair and outrageous persecution would happen if I tried to gas a few hundred Jews, hang some uppity Negroes, or firebomb a crowded Mosque. We're totally helpless, left to fight for Freedom® and Liberty© on our own, the forces of powerful homosexurals and joos and cripples and Nigras arrayed against us, with our rights being slowly and systematically stolen from us!! Sometimes I wonder if I'm even still living in America!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Maybe he was not really yelling, you know how shrill a Homers voice gets when they get excited over a Caliber, Juby Garland record or dinner at Wolfgang FPucks.

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Anyways, so Bruce (my boss) is like totally being a comlete jerk to everybody and when he yelled at me for like the millionth time for not covering the chicken (the lid was like BARELY off, like only a crack!) I told him to he had a gay car!

Tammi

How come your boss can get away with yelling at you like that? Is it because he's a fag and they're afraid to fire him?

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

OH MY GOD! Today at work, my boss was being such a total jerk. He can be so GAY sometimes! I guess he had some special date with his "boyfriend" after work, so he was all spazzing out all over the place about EVERYTHING!

I'm sorry I'm all silly right now, but I drank like 20 cokes at work today! I'm so BAD!!!

Anyways, so Bruce (my boss) is like totally being a comlete jerk to everybody and when he yelled at me for like the millionth time for not covering the chicken (the lid was like BARELY off, like only a crack!) I told him to he had a gay car!

He just looked at me like a puppy looks at a mirror, all confused. And I just started laughing and I couldn't stop for like 5 minutes!

Anyway, I just thought you all would think that was funny! I should try to go to bed now, it's totally late. But after all that coke, I'm sure all be bouncing of the wall for HOURS!

Tammi