[JennyD]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I just saw this thread and I had to laugh! My manager at the Pita Pit is like so totally gay you wouldn't even believe it! And he drives a Dodge Caliber!!!

But he was gay before he got the car, the car didn't make him gay. He claims he was born that way. Whjat a liar!

OK bye, I really have to go now or I'll be totally late for work!

Tammi

I'm glad to see that a young girl like yourself has some common sense! Yes, people aren't born gay, they choose to reject God and immerse themselves in the Sodomite deathstyle.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I just saw this thread and I had to laugh! My manager at the Pita Pit is like so totally gay you wouldn't even believe it! And he drives a Dodge Caliber!!!

But he was gay before he got the car, the car didn't make him gay. He claims he was born that way. Whjat a liar!

OK bye, I really have to go now or I'll be totally late for work!

Tammi

[Star Finder]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I heard that in England there is a group of recovering ex-homos called...

Ex-Caliber Owners.

Something about swallowing a sword or something...

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I own a 2007 Chevrolet Suburban, a 2009 Ford Excursion, a 2008 6.2L 393 hp V8 Hummer H2, a 2008 Cadillac Escalade ESV, a 2008 Newell 47’ recreational vehicle, and a 2005 GMC Denali.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Id really like to know to what everyone on this forum drives, just to measure all your hypocracy on a queerness scale.
But then again, I highly doubt a bunch a fake christians talking about queers all day long will be honnest.

I can tell you this. My 300 Horsepower Caliber will leave your christian asses clueless in a smoke cloud, wondering what the hell just happenned as you try to get your little Toyota Corolla's past 60 up a hill.

Afterwards, I will satisfy myself to piffleing my hot girlfriend ***satanic word deleted*** in the rear hatch, where there's more than enough room to do so. Hell maybe, I'll get her to bring along her hot female friend to get in on it as well, theres more than enough room.

This is what I drive. I wouldn't be caught dead in a faggy car like the Caliber.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

There is absolutely no difference between driving a Dodge Caliber and servicing the glory hole at the Pride Parade.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I must comment on this since I think you'll find my information relevant. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the beach with another lesbian couple we just met. Turns out the butch partner of the relationship drives a....yep, a Dodge Caliber!

It's a really nice car too, admittedly! It certainly does appeal to the gay and lesbian population. The Chill Zone was nice for keeping the Zimas cold and we had a nice tailgating party at the beach. Plus, there's lots of room in the back with the fold-down seats for fooling around with your lover. If they create a hybrid or electric version of the Caliber, I would consider getting one.

Yes, the Dodge Caliber is a very gay-friendly car, and like I said earlier, everyone who owns one is either gay or lesbian. But, what is wrong with that?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I have read every word in every post in this thread, and it's a very interesting scientheistic discussion. It appears to me to be a proven fact that just sitting inside one of these cars is the equivalent of a three day holiday weekend at a San Francisco bathhouse.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I knew I recognized you from somewhere!

I am with you on this one, arguing over spelling and grammar is pointless and I will no longer persue that argument.

In all that arguing I lost track. Do you own a Caliber or not?

If so, did you buy it because you are already gay or because you want to be gay?

[fortheloveofthecross]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Why yes! Surely you recognize me from my 1980's televangelist hour "Rev Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" that was broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe!

I knew I recognized you from somewhere!

I am with you on this one, arguing over spelling and grammar is pointless and I will no longer persue that argument.

[fortheloveofthecross]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

First of all, Mr. Hutchins is not a homo. You have no right to come to this forum and slander a True Christian like that. Secondly, you have been here one day, made 14 posts, and they're all on this thread. What exactly IS your point? Why are you even here? You have a holier than thou attitude and absolutely nothing to back it up. How do we even KNOW you're a Christian? I think it highly unlikely, being that you've spent the better part of a day doing nothing but defend a pansywagon.

What is your point in putting me down?

I came onto this forum and asked a couple questions.

You are the one on defense mode.

I am not perfect, never think that I am, nor have judged anyone on this forum unlike you.

I believe it is you that has the holier than thou attitude.

As a son of God you and I are brothers.

I think calibers are ugly cars.

lets pray in peace.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Brother Jim is that a picture of you in your avatar?

Why yes! Surely you recognize me from my 1980's televangelist hour "Rev Jim's Wealth and Health Gospel Hour" that was broadcast to over 90 countries around the globe!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

God forbids me to have anything to do with homosexuals...

So I can no longer speak to you.

May God bless you.

First of all, Mr. Hutchins is not a homo. You have no right to come to this forum and slander a True Christian like that. Secondly, you have been here one day, made 14 posts, and they're all on this thread. What exactly IS your point? Why are you even here? You have a holier than thou attitude and absolutely nothing to back it up. How do we even KNOW you're a Christian? I think it highly unlikely, being that you've spent the better part of a day doing nothing but defend a pansywagon.

[fortheloveofthecross]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

You are retarded, aren't you? I guess this what happens when siblings mate. Tell your sistermother and brotherfather I say Hi.

God forbids me to have anything to do with homosexuals...

So I can no longer speak to you.

May God bless you.

[fortheloveofthecross]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

The question you seem to be asking: What makes a Caliber gay? How do you know all Caliber drivers are gay? I'll simply remind you to read through this entire thread since it has all the information pertaining to it. Everything from Prof. Bessemer's exhaustive research on the correlation of homosexuality and Calibers, to the psychological analysis of the homosexual-innuendo and controversial Dodge Caliber commercial, to the documented reports of police officers claiming homosexual trysts are happening in Calibers, to the myriad of gay automobile websites that constanly rank the Caliber high for the gay consumer, to the heavy usage of the word "caliber" in gay circles, etc. etc. etc.

So please, stop and read this and quit arguing over spelling and grammar.

Brother Jim is that a picture of you in your avatar?