[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

As for the gayest truck currently in production, research into that topic has hardly begun.

Professor, although I am not an accredited scientheist, my slant assistant tells me that the gayest "truck" (this is a truck? ) in production is perhaps one Daihatsu Hijet:




Thank the Lord it's only available in Oreoentail land!

[Christianity]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

It could be more worse, something God himself would not approve and allow.

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

If you had to own a car that is masquerading as a truck, you could do worse than the Chevy El Camino.


Unless you go and mess up a perfectly good Camino and turn it into this bowl of Guacamole:

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Oh, just noticed something;

on the grille of the Volkswagen, there is an emblem of some kind. Is it Masonic ??


{and someone please remind me if they are 'on the square' with Landover Baptist, thank you}

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Thank you, Professor Bessemer for that.

The Volkswagen is definitely totally gayer than the Chevy Luv. I mentioned this to someone today and was informed some of the Luv's had sturdy, manly, brutish (but entirely Christian) diesel engines in them.

My apologies to any former or current Luv drivers for any aspersions I made regarding their ride.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Not at all, the Missus and I rented one a few years ago and I felt quite manly behind the wheel. There is nothing sensual about a bare bones Caliber, I would highly recommend one.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

While we have not completed our Scientheistic research into the subject, the preliminary results are pointing to this as the gayest truck ever produced.

The Volkswagon Rabbit Pickup "truck".

Although this horrible little vehicle scoring very high in various gay categories as well:

The Subarau Brat "truck".

As for the gayest truck currently in production, research into that topic has hardly begun.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Anyone know what the gayest pickup is ??

I'm thinking a Chevy Luv, but they haven't been around for so long the younger members here cannot have seen one to have been revoltified by their sodomaceousness.


Any more current nominees ??

[Star Finder]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

yes I heard that under the new ballout program it comes with MORE ANAL SEX!!

you must be very excited...

[gilgamesh]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

very funny forum, still, I am looking forward to buy a Caliber.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I may have found the gayest Caliber of all. It was on a used car website, which I will not link to as the site is run by Christians. They did not know of the Caliber's homosexual connection.

They have since removed the car from their site and have prohibited the sale of Calibers in the future! Praise!

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I can only assume some sodomite ordered this custom queer paint scheme directly from Chrysler. And as we know, Chrysler is a gay friendly, fag enabling company, so they obliged with this abominable gayer than usual Caliber! Disgusting!

Professor, if I were a 13 year old girl, I'd still say.....

Ewwwwww!

[mr yarbles]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

YEAH!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I may have found the gayest Caliber of all. It was on a used car website, which I will not link to as the site is run by Christians. They did not know of the Caliber's homosexual connection.

They have since removed the car from their site and have prohibited the sale of Calibers in the future! Praise!

I can only assume some sodomite ordered this custom queer paint scheme directly from Chrysler. And as we know, Chrysler is a gay friendly, fag enabling company, so they obliged with this abominable gayer than usual Caliber! Disgusting!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

The Dodge Caliber is such a small car...you need lube just to get in and out of it.

[Star Finder]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

yes well wasn't he married to a messucun? and didn't his selfless act of courage rid the world of Joseph and Alicia Ortega?

a breeding pair of wetbacks if I ever saw one?

now granted I think that the Dodge Caliber's homosexual influence was calling to him even before he was divorced, plotted revenge, and rented the fatefull car, but, we have to admit he did SOME good in this world.