[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Between making typos and not being able to understand the obvious the latter is more stupid.

And the obvious is that God is real and He sent His only begotten Son as a temporary sacrifice for YOUR sins. Yet you continue to reject Him and His glorious gift to you. That is very, very stupid, my friend.

[Star Finder]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

You have to know that monkeys aren't very big on courting, or wooing....

its pretty much smell your crotch and have at it you see.

I don't know if you would like that. Don't you want flowers and crap?

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[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Between making typos and not being able to understand the obvious the latter is more stupid.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

It never ceases to amaze me to observe these specimens of 6 million years of so called human evolution, SalvationSeeker. It is prima fascia evidence alone to discount any theory of evolution.

Indeed, brother.
A very good point. Surely there has to be a creator beyond such stupid creatures..

If evilution was true, such idiots would surely have gone extinct millienia ago.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh no, I made two typing errors, God really must hate me.

Well, He does, but that (for once) is beside the point. If there is ever a time you want to avoid typos, it's when you are telling people to think about something or they'll look dumb.
You're obviously not too bright though, so I doubt this will get through to you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

No I don't but I would have to take a picture of my inside to show you it isn't there anymore, what do you seriously think I keep it in my freezer.....


Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.

Friend,

All our appendixes are in us; why because sin is the source of all disease. We good and TRUE Christians never get sick until Jesus calls us home. The thing that poisoned your appendix is the same thing poisoning your soul. Only Jesus has the antidote.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh no, I made two typing errors, God really must hate me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.

I've no doubt that the Lord loves irony, or He wouldn't make sinners drown in it.

[Peacesells (On Moderation)]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

So you admit that it is still inside your body, you filthy liar?

No I don't but I would have to take a picture of my inside to show you it isn't there anymore, what do you seriously think I keep it in my freezer.....


Serioulsy learn to think sometimes, you jsut look so dumb posting things like that.

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Is this what Evil-ution is all about?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Right.
You don't have a corrupted mind at all.. And you have a very open mind too.
That's how you know that the holy KJV1611 Bible is "lies" without even having read it.


Why are you so close minded, ignorant, and hateful?

It never ceases to amaze me to observe these specimens of 6 million years of so called human evolution, SalvationSeeker. It is prima fascia evidence alone to discount any theory of evolution.

[Belphegor]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

hateful? lol look at you guys you call people name all the time - chink, etc

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

no sry i dont read lies like i said before, neither do i have a corrupted mind

Right.
You don't have a corrupted mind at all.. And you have a very open mind too.
That's how you know that the holy KJV1611 Bible is "lies" without even having read it.


Why are you so close minded, ignorant, and hateful?

[Belphegor]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

no sry i dont read lies like i said before, neither do i have a corrupted mind

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

lol this is by far the most dumb thing i heard in my life lol we didnt evolve from the ''monkey'', our evolution started with the Ardipidthecus ramidus 4.5 millions years ago and evolved to what we are now. like all the animals on the earth, the horse for example at the beginning, the horse was small a bit like a poney but more tiny, and now they are tall fast stallion

You peanut gallery monkey worshipers come here to this Godly forum and don't even know your own your own "scientific" theories. The earliest known hominid is believed to be Sahelanthropus tchadensis, and it is dated to between 6 and 7 million years old.

It's about time you put away your comic books and cracked open the King James (1611) Bible.