I want to be courted by a monkey!

[eightofninekev]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....60&postcount=7

lol

[Daniel]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

Everyone knows that humans were created in God's image. Who can (or would even dare, for that matter) imagine God looking like this?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Don't worry, Brothers and Sisters. One day soon, the Lord's Tiki Torch of Truth will shed light on this Luau of lies.

[SUV]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....60&postcount=7

See? This is why we call you "Miss Hellbound!" You find me just one of those pictures where President Bush is not Clean-Shaven!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=43360&postcount=7

[SUV]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

Oh, Sister M&Ms, oh, you cute little joker!

Why, who could ever imagine a human being looking like this?:

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?

Too bad for you Dubya's already taken. *snicker*

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

I'm sorry, Sister Talitha, it's just that I'm in such a good mood! None other than Sister Betty Bower spoke to me after church today! When I get a moment, I will post about the encounter in the Betty Bower forum.

Oh! She did, did she?

I suppose with you only managing the middle row of Church she does occasionally talk to poorer folk other members of the congregation.
Only Triple-Platinum Tithers get near the front Row.

I happen to have a house in Freehold right next door to the good Lady.
Well, when I say right next door, what I mean is I can actually see her Mansion if I stand on my Messican Gardeners shoulders and use Binoculars.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

I'm sorry, Sister Talitha, it's just that I'm in such a good mood! None other than Sister Betty Bower spoke to me after church today! When I get a moment, I will post about the encounter in the Betty Bower forum.

[Talitha]

Re: I want to be courted by a monkey!

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?



I'm sorry, I tried to say that with a straight face, but it was too much. I hope no True Christians were taken in by my little jest at the expense of evilutionist nonsense.

Sister M&M!!!
I nearly pressed a BIG RED BUTTON when I first started to read this Thread.
Matters like this shouldn't be joked about, JESUS IS WATCHING YOU

Don't upset the Big Guy

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

The evilutionists have convinced me God's a liar and their "science" is truth, so I want to be courted by a monkey now and have myself a fine unGodly monkey husband! We're just distant cousins anyway, so there should be no problem! It would be like a schnauzer breeding with a poodle, wouldn't it?



I'm sorry, I tried to say that with a straight face, but it was too much. I hope no True Christians were taken in by my little jest at the expense of evilutionist nonsense.