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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #91
    Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

    Originally posted by Brother John View Post
    My God, you're a parody of yourself and an even further disgrace to your people. Are all you Jews so intolerant and foul-mouthed? Do you all get deflowered at the age of 14, drink and get high? Over here the legal age for drinking is even 16, getting high is well, illegal. It's a miracle Jesus could survive amongst so degenerate a people.
    Well, He didn't, did he.

    Its hateful, intolerant yids like this who (temporarily) killed Christ our Savior.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother John
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2007
      • 232

      #92
      Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well, He didn't, did he.

      Its hateful, intolerant yids like this who (temporarily) killed Christ our Savior.
      I know Pastor Ezekiel, but imagine having to be in that kind of presence for over 30 years! I think I'd barely survive 30 minutes...
      It's a testimony to His greatness that He stood fast for so long before dying for our sins.
      Last edited by Brother John; 03-26-2007, 12:44 AM.

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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #93
        Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

        Originally posted by Kindagodly View Post
        okay, i can do any thing i want to do without a mans permission, and also you can shove your little christian jesus up your tushies , because jesus was a jew, whether you would like to beleive it or not , i dare you to look it up on google, and what is this calling me a jewess, i am a regular jewish teenage girl, who gets drunk and high and makes love to any man before marraige, and no man can tell me what to do, so go to the firey pitt down below muda fuders! i hate you all, and just so you all know , its not christians i hate , most of my friends are presbiterian , catholic, and christian. and they love me no matter what my religion is , and just so you all know, your preists , and nuns who are all "holy", are usually just molesting children of their same gender! homosexual hypocrites!
        Calm down, Christ killer.
        You're really proud of Him now aren't you, you hypocrite?
        It's too late, you killed Him (temporarily), and God turned turned His back on your people for it!
        Why are you so proud of Him now, do you think there is money to be made? Yes, we all know that jews love money, don't we?


        And as clearly seen in your post, you lead a sinful and evil life.
        Take lesson from it: Not even you jews are safe from sin without Jesus, regardless of what you think!

        Jesus was no jew, harlot. He was God!
        God is not a jew; God is God. And with Jesus earthly ministry and sacrifice, God did establish a new covenant!
        That from that point on; you could only be Saved through Jesus, and your people rejected Him! (Thus you all deserve hell!)
        So if God ever was a jew (I'm talking theoretically, he wasn't) then He surely converted when He accepted Himself as His own personal Saviour and got baptized by John.
        Jesus is and will remain Christian! Not jewish!
        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-26-2007, 12:46 AM.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #94
          Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

          In an effort to get this thread back on track, I have discovered yet another koo-koo theory about this fake "global warming" theory. Some fool in Messychutsets has decided that artificial turf, a product developed by the Godly Monsanto Corporation, is going to make the temperature go up.

          Crazy Polack Lawyer Hates Jesus

          As Newton and Wellesley prepare to vote on proposals to install artificial turf on school fields, some opponents are adding global warming to their arsenal of arguments for sticking with grass.

          Newton is considering spending $4.1 million on artificial turf at Newton South High School; and Wellesley Town Meeting, which starts tomorrow, will be asked to approve a $1.8 million turf project at Sprague Elementary School.

          Needham, too, plans to convert several fields to artificial turf, but is relying on private donations for the project.

          Guive Mirfendereski , a Newton lawyer, says artificial turf gives off much more heat than grass, and, if used widely, could contribute to global warming.

          He also expressed concern that materials used to make and clean the turf could leach into local water supplies, and questioned how the turf would be disposed of once it wears out .

          "Any one of these on its own poses a danger to the environment and public health," Mirfendereski wrote in a letter last month to the state environmental secretary.
          I believe several of our sky-box level tithers are heavy investors in Monsanto, so we will be praying hard for this jew lawyer's....failure.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #95
            Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

            Originally posted by Kindagodly View Post
            women are the superior race, and jews are the chosen ones
            Yes, we can see that women are superior because of the way they're in superior roles and positions of authority the world over, and we can tell Jews are the chosen ones because of all the wonderful blessings God has showered them with constantly over the course of the last 2000 years.
            Originally posted by Kindagodly View Post
            i dont have a husband, i am only 14 years old , and even when i get a husband i will not need his permission to go on any website, and i m still waiting for any one to guess my religion, it is the same of Jesus Christ
            That's because your husband will be an emasculated Jewboy too in awe of his mother to be anywhere near capable of disciplining his wife properly.
            Originally posted by Kindagodly View Post
            okay, i can do any thing i want to do without a mans permission, and also you can shove your little christian jesus up your tushies , because jesus was a jew, whether you would like to beleive it or not , i dare you to look it up on google, and what is this calling me a jewess, i am a regular jewish teenage girl, who gets drunk and high and makes love to any man before marraige, and no man can tell me what to do, so go to the firey pitt down below muda fuders!
            Once again we see liberal hypocrisy laid bare. If we pointed out that the average 14 year old she-Jew is a drunken drug-addled slut, we'd be decried as racists, but the yiddesses themselves actually go round boasting about it!
            Originally posted by Notverygodlyatall,really
            homosexual hypocrites!
            Your error in confusing Catholics with Christians has been pointed out enough times already, so I'll just ask: what do you have against homosexuals, friend?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            In an effort to get this thread back on track, I have discovered yet another koo-koo theory about this fake "global warming" theory. Some fool in Messychutsets has decided that artificial turf, a product developed by the Godly Monsanto Corporation, is going to make the temperature go up.

            Any one of these on its own poses a danger to the environment and public health
            Surely there must be some way we can prohibit Jews, sodomites and papist Polacks, on the grounds of the clear and present danger they cause to public health?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • G-Baby
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2007
              • 136

              #96
              Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

              [quote=Bobby-Joe;51818]Friend,

              Christ is about to return. Yeah, he is, every year, some call it Christmas If you are unsaved the world's beauty will mean nothing when Jesus' guts you with His terrible swift sword and leaves you to be eaten alive by the carrion birds. As for us saved Jesus will just make everything better.Let him come and grab a piece of G-baby, I'm not feeling anything yet![/quote]
              I thought that Jesus said to don't forgive your worst enemy 7 times but 7 times 77. I think he rather wants you guys to forgive than to have a sword dual and leave us for the carrion birds. I don't think Jesus is the person for a sword..

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              • esther
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Mar 2007
                • 17

                #97
                Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                1. It wasn't God who named it, but the Vikings.
                2. Catholics are more entitled to the word Christian than you people.
                3. a)You say the death of Christ was a good thing but have a go at Jews for killing him every 5 seconds.
                b)Of course Christ was a Jew.
                4. Jesus is unarmed and aren't you a bit too evil to be saved? You seem like a blood-thirsty perv to me.
                5. You Americans are ****ing up the earth and yes, there is a global warming, cities will be flooding in a few yrs.
                6. My rabbit is smarter than yous

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                • R-R-R
                  Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 183

                  #98
                  Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                  Originally posted by esther View Post
                  5. You Americans are ****ing up the earth and yes, there is a global warming, cities will be flooding in a few yrs.
                  Cities will flood? Well, why does that sound so familiar? That's right...

                  Genesis 6:17
                  And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.
                  John 20:29
                  Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                  • esther
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 17

                    #99
                    Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                    Have you read anything bar the Bible? And learning it by heart, too... you're sad, sad people. Hey, it's April Fool's today, but that's beside the point. Wow, the Bible is annoying in English... And bold letters are a cheap trick, cheaper than wanky similes or silly imagery.

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                    • R-R-R
                      Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 183

                      #100
                      Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                      Originally posted by esther View Post
                      Have you read anything bar the Bible? And learning it by heart, too... you're sad, sad people. Hey, it's April Fool's today, but that's beside the point. Wow, the Bible is annoying in English... And bold letters are a cheap trick, cheaper than wanky similes or silly imagery.
                      Sure, I've read more than just the Bible. Not that that matters though. You learn by heart what is most essential to live a good life, something you must know. That you haven't done so goes to show you do not yet realize what books are essential. Or which book is essential, the 1611 KJV that is.

                      Bold letters are just a way to make it easier to distinguish the parts of Scripture from the rest. I am trying to make it easier for you, yet you are either relucant or unable to understand these matters...
                      John 20:29
                      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                      • esther
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 17

                        #101
                        Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                        Books aren't essential. Even Dostoyevsky is not compulsory. People are ALWAYS trying to make things easier for me, it's just silly... I don't need it, I keep telling them but if your mum insists on doing things for you all the time, it's hard to say no, especially if you're a lazy rot like me.

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                        • R-R-R
                          Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 183

                          #102
                          Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                          Originally posted by esther View Post
                          Books aren't essential. Even Dostoyevsky is not compulsory. No satanic garbage should be compulsory, so it's a good thing that jibberish you're referring to isn't mandatory. People are ALWAYS trying to make things easier for me, it's just silly... I don't need it, I keep telling them but if your mum insists on doing things for you all the time, it's hard to say no, especially if you're a lazy rot like me. So you want to be treated like a big girl, right? All grown up? Then start acting like one!
                          .
                          John 20:29
                          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                          • esther
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 17

                            #103
                            Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                            Dostoyevsky was the best and kindest person ever. I don't want to be treated like a big girl, I don't even want to grow up. In fact, when I was blowing out my candles on my 8th birthday, I wished I could be 8 forever. Growing up is growing old, why would I want this?

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                            • R-R-R
                              Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 183

                              #104
                              Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                              Originally posted by esther View Post
                              Dostoyevsky was the best and kindest person ever. I don't want to be treated like a big girl, I don't even want to grow up. In fact, when I was blowing out my candles on my 8th birthday, I wished I could be 8 forever. Growing up is growing old, why would I want this?
                              Yeah, some part of you fears growing old because it'd mean your time here is decreasing and your time in hell is drawing near. You try to deny it's existence in an attempt to comfort yourself, becuase if there was a hell you'd be in deep doo-doo. But I guess your wish was granted, you still haven't grown past the mental abilities of an eight year old infant. Good for you.

                              I suggest you start growing up and growing wise by letting Jesus into your heart.

                              Matthew 4:4
                              Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.' "

                              Read the KJV, open yourself to Jesus, and you won't have to be hellbound any more...
                              John 20:29
                              Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                              • esther
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 17

                                #105
                                Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                                No, growing old would mean that kids no longer care about me and I can no longer do weird stuff. I don't care if there is a hell, I find it very hard to think 5 mins ahead. That's probably why I suck at chess. Nah, it wasn't granted, that's me trying to be young for 10 more years.

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