[Bobby-Joe]

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And I apologize for the Earth.

I trust only Jesus and God

Andrew,

I am horrified as to what I have read. Attacking a pastor here at Landover is utterly unforgivable, especially against someone as kindly and forgiving as Pastor Pistol. I will not allow a man of God like Pastor Pistol be taken advantage of.

Consider yourself officially Under Suspicion.

I have my eye on you Andrew. I advise you to tread carefully

[Andreas]

Jesus also disagreed with prisests, didn't he?

[Lady Sorrow]

What is this? Is this andrew person disgreeing with Godly Pastor Pistle? Godly Pastor Pistle who showed me the error of my ways and helped me to become saved(r)?

Andrew, the pastors here at landover speak only the true word of GOD! Your disagreeing with them shows you to be a HEATHEN!!

[Andreas]

I need to repent!

Help me pastors!

*starts praying and picks his credit card*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Jesus also disagreed with prisests, didn't he?

You filthy little maggot! You have the audacity to compare yourself with Jesus?! And then you accuse Pastor Pistle, who has shown you nothing but kindness in here, of being a "prisests" (whatever that is)!?

You are not fit to lick the rattlesnake skin cowboy boots of a man like Pastor Pistle! I am now convinced that you are a demon lurking about in God's favorite forum, with no purpose other than to mock Jesus and persecute us.

Enjoy hellfire, demon.

[Andreas]

You filthy little maggot! You have the audacity to compare yourself with Jesus?! And then you accuse Pastor Pistle, who has shown you nothing but kindness in here, of being a "prisests" (whatever that is)!?

You are not fit to lick the rattlesnake skin cowboy boots of a man like Pastor Pistle! I am now convinced that you are a demon lurking about in God's favorite forum, with no purpose other than to mock Jesus and persecute us.

Enjoy hellfire, demon.

You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

Just love Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You once said you know who I am, Zeké.

I can assure you that I am not a demon. I am a True Christian.

Just love Jesus!

You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?

[Andreas]

You will address me properly, demon! My name is Pastor Ezekiel, not some french/homer perversion of Zeke'. If you think that you can recruit me, a True Christian Pastor, into the ranks of your demons, you have another think coming, jennifer. I am no pervert!

In addition, you are most certainly not a True Christian. That is a title bestowed by Jesus upon those whom He so chooses, and I can assure you that as of this moment, you are closer to permanent banishment than you are to being Blessed with the TC title.

Now, why don't you go ahead and tell us the truth about who you are and why you are here, homer?

Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli.

And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite other members weird actions

Still in Christ

[Lady Sorrow]

Forgive me, pastor Ezekiel!

I am not a true Christian. I was raised a cathylick but now I'm an atheist.

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Pauline, but I call her Pauli. She's a competitive weightlifter.

And I'm not Corinth or one of those anti-landover idiots.

But I find your forum very interesting and I will try to keep a True christian image despite my continual cravings for man-meat.

Still in Christ

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?

[Andreas]

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest here, homer, except that you are very muddled and quite possibly on drugs.
Are you one of those heathens who has escaped a mental facility and have come to plague this Godly church forum?

I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

And I have never been in a mental facility.

I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

Alles gut

[Lady Sorrow]

I have never took drugs! Never!!!!!

And I have never been in a mental facility.

I'm sorry if I disappointed you!

Alles gut

Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...

[Andreas]

Please try to speak as close to Godly American as you can, sinner. Jesus weeps when people do not use his chosen language.

As to your claims of never having taken drugs or being in a mental facility, well, I'm sorry, dear, but the confusion evident in your posts would suggest otherwise...

[Foreign gibberish deleted.]

But on this godly forum one must speak God's favorite language (American).

[Lady Sorrow]

[Foreign gibberish deleted.]
But on this godly forum one must speak god's favorite language (American).

First you spout more un-Godly gibberish.
Then you fail to capitalise God!
You claim to aspire to be a True Christian(tm)? You could have fooled me!