[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

You boys need to be nice! Especially Remy! How could you be so mean to one of your own?! Mikey is a perfectly decent True Christian™® man and you shouldn't speak so awful about him!....Besides....he's got a hot accent.

And Pa'daddy...have you taken your medications lately? Geesh, do I have to go tend to you EVERY night? If that's the case, I'll be at your house to prepare a nice hot bath and tea before you go to bed. AND TAKE YOUR MEDS, remember what the doctor said.

SS....you suck.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

SS....you suck.

Moon

Ah yes, the depraved harlot has once again shown off her immense vocabulary.
Thank you for your worthless input, and please leave me the hell alone.
I thought I said I weren't interested, so why do you keep mentioning me in every illitterate post you write?

I know I must be irresistable, being such a Godly man, but I've already told you I'm not interested.
That's not going to change just because you keep on nagging.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology



*gets very close to SS*


I just can't hide it anymore. Your red hot cross with an enormous sword have my little heart skipping beats (I should really get that checked out). I'm sure if you weren't as old as you are, maybe we could have something, baby. You have potential SS.

*gives SS a kiss on the cheek*


Moon

if you can't beat em...join em.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

*gets very close to SS*


I just can't hide it anymore. Your red hot cross with an enormous sword have my little heart skipping beats (I should really get that checked out). I'm sure if you weren't as old as you are, maybe we could have something, baby. You have potential SS.

*gives SS a kiss on the cheek*


Moon

Oh, great.. (Jesus, what sin did I commit to deserve this?)
Not only won't you stay away, but you're also stupid like few.

I'm 24! (it's in my profile) So if you'd been home-schooled instead of engaging in teenage prostitution when you were young, you would have been able to count.. And thus would have known that 25 (your age) follows right after 24.. You're older than me, not the other way around, harlot.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

Yes, I know your profile says your 24, but I figured you were lying, like a few individuals that remain nameless). So if you ARE 24, then you're yound and vigorous...what say you we put that nice looking sword of yours to work.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

Yes, I know your profile says your 24, but I figured you were lying, like a few individuals that remain nameless). So if you ARE 24, then you're yound and vigorous...what say you we put that nice looking sword of yours to work.

Moon

Do you really want to go to hell so soon, witch?

"Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood."
Jeremiah 48:10

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
Now do you?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
Now do you?

Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Well, no matter what I say to SS, he seems to always think I'm hitting on him, therefore, I just gave in and "went with the flow", so to speak. But no wrries, Tali, Moon's got much better taste. If I was going for a man, I'd go for a Pastor, not just a measley member of Landover, like SS.

Moon

PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

Thank you Sister Tali.

Moon

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

Thank you Sister Tali.

Moon

You're welcome Moon.

As a True Christian™ I have a moral duty to try and move others away from their sinful ways and make them aware that there is a hope for Salvation out there.
Maybe Brother SS Isn't right for you after all.
He seems to be more for seeking out those evil Demons than helping give Salvation.

Still, a worthy cause, you never know where a Demon may lurk.

Apologies for going Off-Topic.

Back to Demons.......

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.

It is very much ON TOPIC, demon.
We are after all, studying your kins hellish and lust-filled ways.
And I must say it's very handy to have a specimen right here in the thread for us to study.

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

I have, and will keep trying to convert her, Sister.
But I cannot marry her, even for the sake of saving her soul (if that's what you're getting at) as she is damaged goods.
It is forbidden:

"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
Deuteronomy 22:20-21


And although I do appreciate both you and your advice, Sister..
Do not try to teach me what the holy KJV1611 says. (it is unlawful and I already know it)

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
1 Timothy 2:12

PRAISE JESUS!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Demonology

You boys need to be nice! Especially Remy! How could you be so mean to one of your own?! Mikey is a perfectly decent True Christian™® man and you shouldn't speak so awful about him!....Besides....he's got a hot accent.

And Pa'daddy...have you taken your medications lately? Geesh, do I have to go tend to you EVERY night? If that's the case, I'll be at your house to prepare a nice hot bath and tea before you go to bed. AND TAKE YOUR MEDS, remember what the doctor said.

SS....you suck.

Moon

I said, and I quote, "Oh, you actually want to date him? O-of course you do.... But what I mean is... an experienced wicker like yourself would practically be committing statutory rape with him seeing that he's so innocent in a Christly way... he does know you've been with a he-goat, commune with a demon familiar, and all? And he's still interested? You sure you wouldn't rather find yourself a warlock to be... um,live in sin with?"

Where do you read me being mean to Brother Mikey? Clearly I am looking out for the boy. He is a young man and the last thing he needs is some seductress trying to sap his man juice for some pagan ritual.