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  • #76
    Re: Demonology

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
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    Oohhh I'm so scared, I'm shaking in my heathen boots.
    One more reason you are certainly headed for eternal damnation in a lake of fire, Praise Jesus!

    "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

    You should be in sensible house slippers and a revealing negligee while in your home at all times, just in case your husband wants to "go unto you" while you are baking pies. Boots are for men, harlot!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #77
      Re: Demonology

      Well said, Pastor.

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      old
      Oohhh I'm so scared
      As you rightly should be!

      "But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
      Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.
      Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.

      Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
      Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.
      The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.
      The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.
      The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
      And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron.
      The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
      The LORD shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth.

      And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
      The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
      The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
      And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee."
      Deuteronomy 28:15-29

      Do you really want this to happen to you, harlot?
      Because unless you accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, THIS WILL HAPPEN!

      If you accept Him, we will also give you, as Pastor Pistle pointed out in another thread, a free kitten!
      And if you don't accept Him, I will have it for dinner.

      Either way, I cannot lose, while you on the other hand..
      You risk alot by rejecting Him..
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #78
        Re: Demonology

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You should be in sensible house slippers and a revealing negligee while in your home at all times, just in case your husband wants to "go unto you" while you are baking pies. Boots are for men, harlot!
        Who says I don't?

        However I doubt that would be a good idea while I'm at work.
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        • #79
          Re: Demonology

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Who says I don't?

          However I doubt that would be a good idea while I'm at work.
          No, it wouldn't. Your company would be out of business within hours, wouldn't it, "Bumper"?
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #80
            Re: Demonology

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            No, it wouldn't. Your company would be out of business within hours, wouldn't it, "Bumper"?
            If that's meant to be an insult, either I don't get it, or it isn;t very funny.
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            • #81
              Re: Demonology

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Who says I don't?

              However I doubt that would be a good idea while I'm at work.
              How could anything involving a woman having a job be a good idea? Think about it.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #82
                Re: Demonology

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                How could anything involving a woman having a job be a good idea? Think about it.
                Agreed, Brother. If she is working outside the home then she cannot properly take care of said home. If she has a job she doesn't have the time to properly clean and cook, let alone raise any children.

                One of the problems I see with today's society is so many women working outside the home, leaving the kids to be raised by day cares and schools. The duty of those places is to give children an education, not to raise the children, not to teach them proper morals. Morals are best taught by parents and churches, not by schools
                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                • #83
                  Re: Demonology

                  That's what daycare and babysitters/nannies are FOR. My husband and I need to work to stay on top of bills as well as living in relative comfort.

                  I am no stay-at home mom, and I don't ever plan to be.
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                  • #84
                    Re: Demonology

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    That's what daycare and babysitters/nannies are FOR. My husband and I need to work to stay on top of bills as well as living in relative comfort.

                    I am no stay-at home mom, and I don't ever plan to be.
                    Well fine! Have a baby and abandon her! Don't the nannies have their own families to attend? You had better sell us the child so she wiill be cared for properly!

                    PS: You can't possibly live well with only one car.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #85
                      Re: Demonology

                      I don't drive and I never will.
                      And I don't abandon my baby. My husband and I work different times so we have time with her. Maybe when she's older I can work part time.
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                      • #86
                        Re: Demonology

                        Abandoning your baby at day care is the purest form of communism. You should be ashamed of yourself, but i'm sure you aren't. You probably want to cut and run in iraquistan too.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Demonology

                          Bah.
                          I see no problem with it. I gave her life, after all, didn't I?
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                          • #88
                            Re: Demonology

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Bah.
                            I see no problem with it. I gave her life, after all, didn't I?
                            No. GOD did. And you had BETTER be baking another one!
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #89
                              Re: Demonology

                              Not if I have anything to say about it!
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                              • #90
                                Re: Demonology

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Not if I have anything to say about it!
                                You don't.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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