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  • #61
    Re: Demonology

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Well, at least I need no longer worry about SS trying to lecture me anymore!
    He said that he wanted to minister to MOON, not to you, harlot.
    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-26-2006, 02:05 AM.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • #62
      Re: Demonology

      Dang, I was hoping I was the one you'd chosen to ignore
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #63
        Re: Demonology

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Dang, I was hoping I was the one you'd chosen to ignore
        See the Godly green color my name just changed to?
        You know what that means, don't you, harlot?

        JESUS has answered my prayers, PRAISE HIM!
        Now you better listen to HIS WORD!

        Satan! Get thee hence!
        By JESUS I am now ready for you, and whatever demon you may try to send my way.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #64
          Re: Demonology

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          See the Godly green color my name just changed to?
          You know what that means right, harlot?

          JESUS has answered my prayers, PRAISE HIM!
          Now you better listen to HIS WORD!

          Satan! Get thee hence!
          By JESUS I am now ready for you, and whatever demon you may try to send my way.
          Congratulations brother.
          Me
          Got Jesus?

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          • #65
            Re: Demonology

            Sweet merciful crawdads, what have I done to deserve this? old
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            • #66
              Re: Demonology

              Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
              Congratulations brother.
              Thank you, brother.


              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Sweet merciful crawdads, what have I done to deserve this? old
              Your life of sin, that's what.
              JESUS has sent me to punish you, PRAISE HIM!
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • #67
                Re: Demonology

                *Goes off into a corner muttering about rude and insufferable religious nutters*
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #68
                  Re: Demonology

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  *Goes off into a corner muttering about rude and insufferable religious nutters*
                  Salvation Seeker,

                  Once again this insufferable wench is cast down by the might of CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! GLORY!!!

                  I could practically see the Blessed Lance of the Lamb descend from heaven. Salvation Seeker reaches forth and takes hold of the Holy Rod. By the might of the Holy Spirit he struck down the vile witch, piercing her betwix the bossoms until he heard a distinct cracking sound. He twists the spearhead lodged in her sternum, to the sound of yet another crack, just for good measure.

                  Behold, though art a True Christian™ and the power of Christ hath come to your aid and vanquished Van Hellbound once again. PRAISE!!!
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                  • #69
                    Re: Demonology

                    old Like I said in another thread, arguing with you people is the same as arguing with a two year old who is insisting that someone is a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
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                    • #70
                      Re: Demonology

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      old Like I said in another thread, arguing with you people is the same as arguing with a two year old who is insisting that someone is a '$#@ $%^$% @$%@!#^'.
                      Watch your language harlot this isnt your local drongo pub.
                      Me
                      Got Jesus?

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                      • #71
                        Re: Demonology

                        Why exactly do you find two year old baby insults 'bad language'.....???
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                        • #72
                          Re: Demonology

                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          Salvation Seeker,

                          Once again this insufferable wench is cast down by the might of CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! GLORY!!!

                          I could practically see the Blessed Lance of the Lamb descend from heaven. Salvation Seeker reaches forth and takes hold of the Holy Rod. By the might of the Holy Spirit he struck down the vile witch, piercing her betwix the bossoms until he heard a distinct cracking sound. He twists the spearhead lodged in her sternum, to the sound of yet another crack, just for good measure.

                          Behold, though art a True Christian™ and the power of Christ hath come to your aid and vanquished Van Hellbound once again. PRAISE!!!
                          PRAISE JESUS!
                          Clearly the Spirit has given you a vision, Brother Remy.

                          O sing unto the LORD a new song; for he hath done marvellous things: his right hand, and his holy arm, hath gotten him the victory.
                          The LORD hath made known his salvation: his righteousness hath he openly shewed in the sight of the heathen.
                          Psalm 98:1-2

                          Pour out thy wrath upon the heathen that have not known thee, and upon the kingdoms that have not called upon thy name.
                          Psalm 79:6

                          So the heathen shall fear the name of the LORD, and all the kings of the earth thy glory.
                          Psalm 102:15

                          GLORY TO THE LORD, my brother, His might has cast down the heathen!

                          LORD, let thy will be done.
                          Let Van Hellsinger learn to sing new tunes of pain as she burns in the lake of fire.
                          May her pain be unbearable and everlasting.
                          Amen!


                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Why exactly do you find two year old baby insults 'bad language'.....???
                          Because you said it!
                          No matter what you say, it is an affront to the LORD, and an insult to righteous Christians everywhere.

                          Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
                          Matthew 15:11
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-26-2006, 07:11 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #73
                            Re: Demonology

                            Praise Jesus and congratulations Brother SS. And feel free to rebuke the slattern witch VonHellbound, as she apparently was not beaten enough as a child, nor does she have an actual Manly husband to put her in her place. She does not know God's love, and she spits in Jesus' face at every juncture.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #74
                              Re: Demonology

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Praise Jesus and congratulations Brother SS. And feel free to rebuke the slattern witch VonHellbound, as she apparently was not beaten enough as a child, nor does she have an actual Manly husband to put her in her place. She does not know God's love, and she spits in Jesus' face at every juncture.
                              Thank you, Brother.
                              Praise JESUS!
                              May He throw her and all other infidels in hell, to burn forever as they justly must.
                              By His everlasting mercy, Amen!

                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • #75
                                Re: Demonology

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                Thank you, Brother.
                                *cliche cliche cliche*

                                old
                                Oohhh I'm so scared, I'm shaking in my heathen boots.
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