[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Demonology

Oh, good heavens. Give a woman an inch and she gets all uppity.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

I am not here to be silent Salvation Seeker.
I am a True Christian™ as chosen by our Godly Pastors.

Dare you argue with a True Christian™?
You would also argue with the Pastors who's decision it was to give me a voice?

You are heading for an Infraction point.
Please be careful.

I am not arguing with you.
I did not write the commands in the KJV1611.
Do you dare argue with the commandments of the KJV1611?

If you do, try arguing with JESUS who wrote it, not me.

And no, I wouldn't argue with no Pastor, as they are GOD's chosen representatives.
Just like I would never try to argue with the LORD's eternal commandments...

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

You tell him Sister Tali! What, is he stupid?! You out rank him here!

*shakes head*

Moon

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
1 Timothy 2:12

I am not here to be silent Salvation Seeker.
I am a True Christian™ as chosen by our Godly Pastors.

Dare you argue with a True Christian™?
You would also argue with the Pastors who's decision it was to give me a voice?

You are heading for an Infraction point.
Please be careful.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

Obviously we won't be doing any Pagan rituals because he might shoot me! Believe it or not, Moon is a very good girl (I have to be if I want to continue to live in Landover).

Moon

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Demonology

You boys need to be nice! Especially Remy! How could you be so mean to one of your own?! Mikey is a perfectly decent True Christian™® man and you shouldn't speak so awful about him!....Besides....he's got a hot accent.

And Pa'daddy...have you taken your medications lately? Geesh, do I have to go tend to you EVERY night? If that's the case, I'll be at your house to prepare a nice hot bath and tea before you go to bed. AND TAKE YOUR MEDS, remember what the doctor said.

SS....you suck.

Moon

I said, and I quote, "Oh, you actually want to date him? O-of course you do.... But what I mean is... an experienced wicker like yourself would practically be committing statutory rape with him seeing that he's so innocent in a Christly way... he does know you've been with a he-goat, commune with a demon familiar, and all? And he's still interested? You sure you wouldn't rather find yourself a warlock to be... um,live in sin with?"

Where do you read me being mean to Brother Mikey? Clearly I am looking out for the boy. He is a young man and the last thing he needs is some seductress trying to sap his man juice for some pagan ritual.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.

It is very much ON TOPIC, demon.
We are after all, studying your kins hellish and lust-filled ways.
And I must say it's very handy to have a specimen right here in the thread for us to study.

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

I have, and will keep trying to convert her, Sister.
But I cannot marry her, even for the sake of saving her soul (if that's what you're getting at) as she is damaged goods.
It is forbidden:

"But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
Deuteronomy 22:20-21


And although I do appreciate both you and your advice, Sister..
Do not try to teach me what the holy KJV1611 says. (it is unlawful and I already know it)

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
1 Timothy 2:12

PRAISE JESUS!

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

Thank you Sister Tali.

Moon

You're welcome Moon.

As a True Christian™ I have a moral duty to try and move others away from their sinful ways and make them aware that there is a hope for Salvation out there.
Maybe Brother SS Isn't right for you after all.
He seems to be more for seeking out those evil Demons than helping give Salvation.

Still, a worthy cause, you never know where a Demon may lurk.

Apologies for going Off-Topic.

Back to Demons.......

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

Thank you Sister Tali.

Moon

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

Well, she is Pastor Al's Adopted chosen one and I'm sure he'd be more than happy if you could "turn her around" so to speak.

I know we have guidance on this matter from The Bible(KJV1611) but we are also commanded to Try and teach people the ways of our Lord.

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

You may save her from Hell by saving her from herself:

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Well, no matter what I say to SS, he seems to always think I'm hitting on him, therefore, I just gave in and "went with the flow", so to speak. But no wrries, Tali, Moon's got much better taste. If I was going for a man, I'd go for a Pastor, not just a measley member of Landover, like SS.

Moon

PS - This thread should go back to it's topic which is Demonology.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
Now do you?

Of course not, Sister Talitha.
I may be looking for a wife but I wouldn't touch such a harlot, I want a True Christian™ lady, not some hellbound trash.

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

[Talitha]

Re: Demonology

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

I do believe you are flirting Moon.

Be careful Salvation seeker, you don't want to be caught with your pants down amongst all those Hippies!
Now do you?

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

No not soon. Why? You plan on escorting me there?

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

Yes, I know your profile says your 24, but I figured you were lying, like a few individuals that remain nameless). So if you ARE 24, then you're yound and vigorous...what say you we put that nice looking sword of yours to work.

Moon

Do you really want to go to hell so soon, witch?

"Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood."
Jeremiah 48:10