[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

Yes, I know your profile says your 24, but I figured you were lying, like a few individuals that remain nameless). So if you ARE 24, then you're yound and vigorous...what say you we put that nice looking sword of yours to work.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

*gets very close to SS*


I just can't hide it anymore. Your red hot cross with an enormous sword have my little heart skipping beats (I should really get that checked out). I'm sure if you weren't as old as you are, maybe we could have something, baby. You have potential SS.

*gives SS a kiss on the cheek*


Moon

Oh, great.. (Jesus, what sin did I commit to deserve this?)
Not only won't you stay away, but you're also stupid like few.

I'm 24! (it's in my profile) So if you'd been home-schooled instead of engaging in teenage prostitution when you were young, you would have been able to count.. And thus would have known that 25 (your age) follows right after 24.. You're older than me, not the other way around, harlot.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology



*gets very close to SS*


I just can't hide it anymore. Your red hot cross with an enormous sword have my little heart skipping beats (I should really get that checked out). I'm sure if you weren't as old as you are, maybe we could have something, baby. You have potential SS.

*gives SS a kiss on the cheek*


Moon

if you can't beat em...join em.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Demonology

SS....you suck.

Moon

Ah yes, the depraved harlot has once again shown off her immense vocabulary.
Thank you for your worthless input, and please leave me the hell alone.
I thought I said I weren't interested, so why do you keep mentioning me in every illitterate post you write?

I know I must be irresistable, being such a Godly man, but I've already told you I'm not interested.
That's not going to change just because you keep on nagging.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Demonology

You boys need to be nice! Especially Remy! How could you be so mean to one of your own?! Mikey is a perfectly decent True Christian™® man and you shouldn't speak so awful about him!....Besides....he's got a hot accent.

And Pa'daddy...have you taken your medications lately? Geesh, do I have to go tend to you EVERY night? If that's the case, I'll be at your house to prepare a nice hot bath and tea before you go to bed. AND TAKE YOUR MEDS, remember what the doctor said.

SS....you suck.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

She was all over you, wasn't she? I wonder if she is cohorts with Van Hellbound. This harlot is trying to sap the seed out of both you and Mikey while that Australian tart wants to man handle both me and Bobby Joe. This cannot be a coincidence... I wonder which two Godly men Ixi will try and seduce.

But Pastor Al has allowed the wench Moonflower into the church... he has adopted her at the sweet age of 25 and I can only assume that he knows what he is doing. It could not have been easy for the poor dear being raised by hippy tree huggers and all. Imagine growing up with a real life name like "Moonflower"... yes, brother, it is her REAL name. Only time will reveal the good pastor's cunning plans for the minx.

Indeed she was, I had a hard time escaping her foul perversions.
As for Ixki, she has already thrown herself at countless men, Godly and ungodly, Hitushy was one of the first whom she threw herself at, then me, Andrea, Pastor Pistle, and even Sister Talitha! (And it's only a matter of time before she violates her own twin sister!)

Yes brother, the girls lust knows no bounds.
Thus I am trying to make arrangements with her father to buy her as my concubine, and through that save her from a future of playing the harlot.

Hopefully she will please me, I'd hate having to release her upon the world once again.

[Remy Lebeau]

Brother, I adopted Moonflower when she was a good Christian. Now she has turned into a witch like that Van Hellbound person and Icky. And the mother of them all, Lilith! It pains and saddens me to have to have them stoned and burned at the stake if we ever catch them....Except possibly Icky who is worth five grand in Yemen. The rest aren't worth doodly, being used goods and all.

All the one person protests she performs on the university campus for animal rights, all the animals she's been caught talking with, driving that electric car, and other creepy pothead behaviors lead to to conclude she was born and raised as a beatnik hippie pot smoking trollop.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Brother, I adopted Moonflower when she was a good Christian. Now she has turned into a witch like that Van Hellbound person and Icky. And the mother of them all, Lilith! It pains and saddens me to have to have them stoned and burned at the stake if we ever catch them....Except possibly Icky who is worth five grand in Yemen. The rest aren't worth doodly, being used goods and all.

[Remy Lebeau]

Brother Remy, as clearly seen in this thread, the harlot will throw herself over any man who crosses her path in order to seduce us and damn us all to hell.
One must be very careful when dealing with lust-filled harlots as this.. Let's pray that brother Mike is.

She was all over you, wasn't she? I wonder if she is cohorts with Van Hellbound. This harlot is trying to sap the seed out of both you and Mikey while that Australian tart wants to man handle both me and Bobby Joe. This cannot be a coincidence... I wonder which two Godly men Ixi will try and seduce.

But Pastor Al has allowed the wench Moonflower into the church... he has adopted her at the sweet age of 25 and I can only assume that he knows what he is doing. It could not have been easy for the poor dear being raised by hippy tree huggers and all. Imagine growing up with a real life name like "Moonflower"... yes, brother, it is her REAL name. Only time will reveal the good pastor's cunning plans for the minx.

[SalvationSeeker]

Oh, you actually want to date him? O-of course you do.... But what I mean is... an experienced wicker like yourself would practically be committing statutory rape with him seeing that he's so innocent in a Christly way... he does know you've been with a he-goat, commune with a demon familiar, and all? And he's still interested? You sure you wouldn't rather find yourself a warlock to be... um,live in sin with?

Brother Remy, as clearly seen in this thread, the harlot will throw herself over any man who crosses her path in order to seduce us and damn us all to hell.
One must be very careful when dealing with lust-filled harlots as this.. Let's pray that brother Mike is.

[Remy Lebeau]

And I don't think I'm promised to Mikey if we haven't even gon on our chaperoned date yet. Please don't scare him off by saying anything commitment-like.

Who did you lose a coin toss too? Oh, you actually want to date him? O-of course you do.... But what I mean is... he's a little slow an experienced wicker like yourself would practically be committing statutory rape with him seeing that he's legally retard so innocent in a Christly way... he does know you've been with a he-goat, commune with a demon familiar, and all? And he's still interested? You sure you wouldn't rather find yourself a warlock to be burned at the stake with... um,live in sin with?

[Rev. Smitty McGee]

A method I have found to work very well is baptism. (This should come as no surprise though, as I'm sure we all know that baptism can cure alot of things.)
Well, you simply baptise the possessed over and over, pull him/her up for a second or two, then you immerse them in the holy water again (for ATLEAST 30seconds)
After a few times, they will confess how much they love Jesus! Glory!

I find that immersing them for at least 4 minutes works best. If they were foolish enough to allow themselves to be possessed by satan, then they deserve at least 4 minutes in God's™ benevolent, cleansing water so that they have time to soak all the Holiness in.

As for that Harlot trying to get into your skivvies, be vigilant brother!

[SalvationSeeker]

I want you...really cute.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, SINNER. GO AWAY.


Brother Mike, please keep your property under control.
Thank you and Praise Jesus!

[MoonFlower]

It's cute you think I want you...really cute. So I'll let you keep thinking that.

I have a date with a REAL man (Mikey) to attend, so keep ranting on psycho.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Down boy.

No, I will not lay down for you to come and try to mount me, sinner.
Your lust will be your downfall if you keep this up.

I was only trying to help.

I don't need that kind of help, I'm not looking to.. have ungodly acts.. with you, woman. Ok? Stop this sexual harrassment immediatly.

You should worry about your poor soul instead, it's not healthy to have all these sexual fantasies you obviously have.


Now, please, stop talking about your life of sin and lets get the thread back on track.