Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Global warming is provable and quantifiable via the laws of thermodynamics and relativity.

At some point the energy required to reconstitute souls in hell to be tortured and burned again exceeds the energy available from each soul's individual accumulation of sin. At that point it is no longer cost-effective to keep them and they are ejected in the form of volcanic ash. Pinatubo, St. Helens, etc. In fact, hell was overflowing as far back as Vesuvius and beyond.

The uninitiated argue that these ash clouds actually COOL the atmosphere but that is nonsense. It only appears to get cooler because of erroneous temperature measurements and junk science; it should be obvious to everyone that opening the gates of hell to the atmosphere cannot cool anything. In fact, the volume of burned soul particle ejecta is directly proportional to the amount of heat by which the atmosphere can be expected to increase.

Some accredited universities accept my proofs as offered, while some secular so-called 'universities' refuse to grasp that calculus was developed to directly measure the capacity of hell and the amount of overflow in conjunction with actuarial tables which were developed concurrently to measure the actual percentage of sin Per capita in any given area.

Now that SATAN has appeared in person on earth in the guise of the Pope and brought his elves along to run Iran, India, Somalia, California, Pakistan, Fort Hood and Checkov...Ckslova... Czekoslobbovia... Eastern Europe, things are going to get hot very quickly now!

Get right with GOD before you see your grandmother puffing out of Mt. St. Helens!

[Talitha]

Re: Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

I've been leaving my Refrigerator door wide open and have my Air Conditioning on full blast 24/7 to help cool things down

Whether this global warming stuff happens or not, I don't really care.
I'm going to be sat up in Heaven just as soon as Jesus comes back to take me there.

[SUV]

Re: Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

Dear Jacked-up JESUS! Not only is he Godly, but all scientifical, too!

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

But doesn't your assumption on thermodynamics imply that heat transfer from the Earth's atmosphere to space or from the lower atmosphere into the upper atmosphere cannot take place? Equally, if it's impossible to have temperatures fall, what explains the regular fall of temperatures experienced at night when the area is removed from the sun's energy?

It must be remembered that the Earth is not a closed system, which makes the Laws of Thermodynamics difficult to apply in such a case.

[Aristotle]

Re: Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

But doesn't your assumption on thermodynamics imply that heat transfer from the Earth's atmosphere to space or from the lower atmosphere into the upper atmosphere cannot take place? Equally, if it's impossible to have temperatures fall, what explains the regular fall of temperatures experienced at night when the area is removed from the sun's energy?

It must be remembered that the Earth is not a closed system, which makes the Laws of Thermodynamics difficult to apply in such a case.

What do you mean that it is not a closed system? Don't you know about the firmament that covers the earth that YHWH walks upon (Job 22:14)?

[True Disciple]

Re: Science and mathematics in college: THE TRUTH!

Personally, I'm worried. As every Christian knows, since in 1963 the Bible was banned from schools, all imaginable kinds of sins, like murder, rape, premarital sex, homosexuality, rock music and indecent clothing, have risen exponentially. However, at the same time, the world population grew exponentially. This together results in a huge increase in the number of sinners on the world, so a huge amount of sinners enter hell each day. This means that the earth's internal heat, which is generated by hellfire (and not by some wildly contrived idea like "radiometric decay," like some atheists maintain), will increase exponentially. In that case, we're in for some real volcanic disasters...