[G-Baby]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Just because Jesus of Nazareth looks like a greasy-haired, sandal-wearing, hemp-weaving hippy, does not mean a sinner in need of a firm open-handed rebuking ( such as yourself ) can haul off and call him "dude"!
Come and stop us.. Would you like some sugar in your coffee, just a matter of being prepared for your visit.

Reanimated, you say! Like my gleaming, sparkly Savior is nothing more than one of Walt Dinsey's Nemo noshing, current surfing, ganja scarfing turtles.
Mickey rulezzz!

Perhaps it's time for you to lay off the hydroponic brownies, Willy sir!

Well, if we want to see and pray to an imaginary friend, we'd need that. You don't need to use something like that, you can see him all the time.
Possibilities:
1) You're one hell of a schizo;
2) You need a psy for seeing people who aren't there;
3) You really need to get laid.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I know a guy who also was dead for a while, but they reanimated him.
btw: With the afterlife I mean heaven and hell, not some dude who got reanimated.

Just because Jesus of Nazareth looks like a greasy-haired, sandal-wearing, hemp-weaving hippy, does not mean a sinner in need of a firm open-handed rebuking ( such as yourself ) can haul off and call him "dude"!

Reanimated, you say! Like my gleaming, sparkly Savior is nothing more than one of Walt Sinsey's Nemo noshing, current surfing, ganja scarfing turtles.

Perhaps it's time for you to lay off the hydroponic brownies, Willy sir!

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Ah! But we've got proof via Jesus Christ our Saviour who died just temporarily and came back.
Proof there is life after death

I know a guy who also was dead for a while, but they reanimated him.
btw: With the afterlife I mean heaven and hell, not some dude who got reanimated.

[Talitha]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I am 100% sure that there is no afterlife because it is a story made up by some people because they were afraid of death. The bible has been proven wrong so many times that I won't believe the tales written in it.

Ah! But we've got proof via Jesus Christ our Saviour who died just temporarily and came back.
Proof there is life after death

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I'm 100% sure that there is no afterlife.

Since you're so big on "science" and "proof" and "double blind studies" and "falsifiable experiments", then obviously if you're 100% sure that there is no Heaven or Hell, you must have read or published papers that show all your evidence. Or like all other monkey worshippers, you rely as much on faith as anyone else.
Unfortunately for you, yours is a false faith as God is very much real and not happy with you at all.

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

But what if you're wrong? If you're right you lose nothing by accepting Jesus as your Savior. If you're wrong....well the stakes are pretty high. Your everlasting aeternal soul, Peter. You don't want to spend eternity as satan's party ewe, do you?

I am 100% sure that there is no afterlife because it is a story made up by some people because they were afraid of death. The bible has been proven wrong so many times that I won't believe the tales written in it.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Peter, are you 100% sure you'll be alive tomorrow?

I'd hate for you to meet your namesake with that big yoke of sin around your neck, like some sweaty poop-dropping Satanic ox!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I'm 100% sure that there is no afterlife.

But what if you're wrong? If you're right you lose nothing by accepting Jesus as your Savior. If you're wrong....well the stakes are pretty high. Your everlasting aeternal soul, Peter. You don't want to spend eternity as satan's party ewe, do you?

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Well I hope you like surprises jennifer, because satan is going to provide you with a never ending stream of them.

Admit it, you can't really be sure that Heaven and hell don't exist, can you? Why not offer up your life to Jesus just to be on the safe side? What if I'm right?

I'm 100% sure that there is no afterlife.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

We are still calculatign and thinking of what it came. I have a question for you: where did your god come from? (if he would exist)

God always existed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I'm not going to Heaven or Hell. Why? because they don't exist.

Well I hope you like surprises jennifer, because satan is going to provide you with a never ending stream of them.

Admit it, you can't really be sure that Heaven and hell don't exist, can you? Why not offer up your life to Jesus just to be on the safe side? What if I'm right?

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

I don't know. But I'll be sure and ask Him when I'm Raptured up to Heaven to spend eternity with Him and all the Saved folk.

Unfortunately you won't get that chance, as you are wasting your life in sin, doing your utmost to turn folks away from Jesus. You won't be able to ask any questions in hell, because your mouth will be kept full of scalding hot satanic spunk. Glory!!

I'm not going to Heaven or Hell. Why? because they don't exist.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

We are still calculatign and thinking of what it came.

You claim to understand all this fancy secular science, yet you can't even spell or use proper grammar? What are you, a damned foreigner?

I have a question for you: where did your god come from? (if he would exist)

I don't know. But I'll be sure and ask Him when I'm Raptured up to Heaven to spend eternity with Him and all the Saved folk.

Unfortunately you won't get that chance, as you are wasting your life in sin, doing your utmost to turn folks away from Jesus. You won't be able to ask any questions in hell, because your mouth will be kept full of scalding hot satanic spunk. Glory!!

[Peter]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

Erm..... What created The Atoms?
Where did the energy come from?

We are still calculatign and thinking of what it came. I have a question for you: where did your god come from? (if he would exist)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

All the atoms of the universe were packed in a very small but heavy ball.
The strings (components of powers and atoms) of powers like gravity,... were all the same. Then suddenly the pressure got so immense high that it exploded and that the shrapnel formed the stars and planets,...

Erm..... What created The Atoms?
Where did the energy come from?

Excellent question Sister T. These monkey worshipers keep breaking things down into smaller and smaller pieces, but at the end of the day they are still left with the same fundamental question: where did it all come from?

They toss out three-dollar words like "strings" and "powers" and "gravity"...but all they're doing is creating new false Gods that they worship. Jesus is all we need.