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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
    Sommanol: "Another fact proven fault: Noach's Arc.."

    Holy rubber chicken teeth. Son, you need remedial spelling class. Noah's ark is absolutely real. It is still in existence, and is located near the summit of Mount Ararat. In the thousands of years since the Flood the movement of Ararat's summit glaciers have wrenched the great boat, partially breaking it, and carried it onto the treacherous north face of the mountain. Unfortunately this puts the Ark in a dangerous area prone to ice- and rock-fall, so archaeologists have been unable to reach it safely.


    ~~ OEJ
    Perhaps a Landover Mission to the Ark?
    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Has the Final Battle with the Unsaved Trash begun yet?

    Wake me when their mommies tell them it's time for bed it's over.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Has the Final Battle with the Unsaved Trash begun yet?
    Patience dear Brother. Any day now.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Has the Final Battle with the Unsaved Trash begun yet?

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
    Placed a prayer? lol, you're lucky Anon is busy with Scientologists.
    What makes you think that we aren't Anonymous?

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  • One-eyed Jack
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Sommanol: "Another fact proven fault: Noach's Arc.."

    Holy rubber chicken teeth. Son, you need remedial spelling class. Noah's ark is absolutely real. It is still in existence, and is located near the summit of Mount Ararat. In the thousands of years since the Flood the movement of Ararat's summit glaciers have wrenched the great boat, partially breaking it, and carried it onto the treacherous north face of the mountain. Unfortunately this puts the Ark in a dangerous area prone to ice- and rock-fall, so archaeologists have been unable to reach it safely.

    They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters;

    These see the works of the LORD, and his wonders in the deep.

    For he commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind, which lifteth up the waves thereof. Psalm 107:23-25


    Praise ye the Lord.

    ~~ OEJ

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  • Sionisx2
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Placed a prayer? lol, you're lucky Anon is busy with Scientologists.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by David(idiot) View Post
    ok man im bringing together a group of people from all over the states...two people are from the web hosting discrimination protective agencies...were shutting this place down....want to join before we get banned?
    There is a long line of people out to get us banned sinner so get in line. Objective Ministry's has been trying that for years. Or pastors have placed a prayer covering over our servers that protects us from idiots like you.

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  • David(idiot)
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    ok man im bringing together a group of people from all over the states...two people are from the web hosting discrimination protective agencies...were shutting this place down....want to join before we get banned?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Sommanol Beatmeup View Post

    God ... that HE .. put into the Bible. I thought the bible was dictated by god.
    CONTRADICTION ALLERT!!
    That's not a contradiction, no matter how many colours you use. When a judge has something added to the record of a trial, do you think he types it out himself?
    Another fact proven fault: Noach's Arc..
    No, that's a proven fact. Well, Noah's arc is, I don't know much about Noach.

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  • Sommanol Beatmeup
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
    We would not joke about something that God found to be so important that he had it put into the Bible twice?

    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:24 This is repeated in 2 Chronicles 4:2.
    God ... that HE .. put into the Bible. I thought the bible was dictated by god.
    CONTRADICTION ALLERT!!
    And you can't expect from the writers in that time to know that a circle with a diameter of 10 cubits couldn't possibly be a circle of 30 cubits. It has to be an ellipse in that case.

    Last time I checked, pi was the ratio of the circumferance of a circle to its diameter, and 30 cubits divided by 10 cubits = 3. So pi = 3. This really isn't that hard to get straight, folks.
    Well, I made a circle with diameter +1/4 cubits (= 11,43 cm, 11,4 cm just to make it a drawable circle). I measured the circumferance: 35,9 cm (= + 0,7852 cubits). Now divide 35,9 by 11,4, and what do you get? 3,1491.. and that's + Pi.

    OK, what thing in the Bible did Darwin disprove, and what evidence did he present that did the proving?

    Another fact proven fault: Noach's Arc..

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Hahahaha, how funny, you're joking right?
    We would not joke about something that God found to be so important that he had it put into the Bible twice?

    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:24 This is repeated in 2 Chronicles 4:2.

    Last time I checked, pi was the ratio of the circumferance of a circle to its diameter, and 30 cubits divided by 10 cubits = 3. So pi = 3. This really isn't that hard to get straight, folks.

    Name just one thing in the Bible that has been proven wrong, and the name of the person who did the proving. Just one!Charles Darwin
    OK, what thing in the Bible did Darwin disprove, and what evidence did he present that did the proving?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    I don't fear the imaginary.
    Yes, but we weren't talking about Democrats with principles.
    Originally posted by Sommanol Beatmeup View Post
    In my will, I will write that I would like to be burried with a baseballbat. Just in case I'll meet that little baby.
    It doesn't matter what you write in your will: the Belgians will just sodomise your corpse and then sell you as tofu no matter what.

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  • Sommanol Beatmeup
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by SanzSolo View Post
    Who do you think you are, John Lennon? I have the feeling you will be dead way before I am. I personally can't wait to see Baby Jesus throw you straight on top of Satan's tallywacker.
    No, not John Lennon. I'm not a beatles fag..
    Is that baby having strength enough. Wait a minute, aha!! Easy. In my will, I will write that I would like to be burried with a baseballbat. Just in case I'll meet that little baby.

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  • Dr. Santiago Solo
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Sommanol Beatmeup View Post
    And I will be laughing at you when you are death and realise that there aint no heaven, nor hell.. xD
    Who do you think you are, John Lennon? I have the feeling you will be dead way before I am. I personally can't wait to see Baby Jesus throw you straight on top of Satan's tallywacker.

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  • Justina Thyme
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    Re: A question asked by evolutionist all the time

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Are you familiar with Pascal's Wager?
    Why do I have the distinct impression that the answer to this question will be "no"?

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