How dare you say I'm joking? I'm being as serious when I say that, as I am when I tell you that you will burn forever in Hell if you don't Repent® and accept to be bathed in the sweet, sticky, cleansing blood of Jesus, and will be eternally sodomized by Satan and his helpers! Repent, boy, repent (and tithe).
And I will be laughing at you when you are death and realise that there aint no heaven, nor hell.. xD
How dare you say I'm joking? I'm being as serious when I say that, as I am when I tell you that you will burn forever in Hell if you don't Repent® and accept to be bathed in the sweet, sticky, cleansing blood of Jesus (isn't bathing in blood a satanic ritual???), and will be eternally sodomized by Satan and his helpers! Repent, boy, repent (and tithe).
How dare you say I'm joking? I'm being as serious when I say that, as I am when I tell you that you will burn forever in Hell if you don't Repent® and accept to be bathed in the sweet, sticky, cleansing blood of Jesus, and will be eternally sodomized by Satan and his helpers! Repent, boy, repent (and tithe).
Draw a circle, take a piece of rope and peasure the circle's circumference, divide it by two, and divide that result with it's radius. Gives you, when you calculate it good, a little more than 3..
Name just one thing in the Bible that has been proven wrong, and the name of the person who did the proving. Just one! Charles Darwin
Of course, I'm 100% sure that you can't do that.
Yes, 1, 2, pi, 4, 5... Can you do the alphabet, too?
It really is a fact that you can't count, after 2 comes three, pi is a little bit more than three.
Hmmm... back about a year later... What's the matter, did God curse you with a particularly embarrassing illness? Or did it take you a year to properly formulate the question?
Maybe G-Baby got education and learned that the right order is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ...
Do you have some problems with counting??
1,2,3,5..
Is that written in your bible to? xD
Hmmm... back about a year later... What's the matter, did God curse you with a particularly embarrassing illness? Or did it take you a year to properly formulate the question?
Well, if we want to see and pray to an imaginary friend, we'd need that. You don't need to use something like that, you can see him all the time. Possibilities: 1) You're one hell of a schizo; 2) You need a psy for seeing people who aren't there; 3) You really need to get laid.
You forgot possibility #5) My invisible friend is real.
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