[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

I have never have been bested by an atheist because I have the manual directly from the Creator. It's like I'm looking at a huge 747 and I have the instruction book from Boeing. I can read how it was made. I can understand it as much as Boeing thinks that I need to know.

The atheist refuses to look at the manual, he thinks he knows better. He then confidently tells you it's a statue of a penguin and it got there by accident.

Psalm 14:1
The foolhath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

YIC

Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

As a True Christian(tm), I have learned everlasting patience.
Upon my glorious death when I finally get to rise into Heaven to sit at the feet of God, I will be able to call down to all the atheists and sinners in Hell and say "Told you so!"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

I have never have been bested by an atheist because I have the manual directly from the Creator. It's like I'm looking at a huge 747 and I have the instruction book from Boeing. I can read how it was made. I can understand it as much as Boeing thinks that I need to know.

The atheist refuses to look at the manual, he thinks he knows better. He then confidently tells you it's a statue of a penguin and it got there by accident.

Psalm 14:1
The foolhath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

YIC

Jack

Brother, I have found that when arguing with an atheist, time is on your side. The longer you deprive an atheist of sodomy with babies, the more she loses her ability to reason. Without reason and logic, the favorite weapons of the atheist, how is one supposed to continue doubting the veracity of the Bible?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet … they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.

Atheists always deal in theories. They'll suggest just about anything and why not? It's all made up on the trot at some point so there's no reason to avoid making up some more. Evidence doesn't matter when they've got this theory.. and after a good hit on the crackie there never seems to be any shortage of muck on the table.

"I've got this theory," one of them said to me recently "that l means off and O means on."

It was quite dark and we were standing by a generator at an art festival (in my case because that area was well lit and I thought that if people could see me they'd be less likely to attack me).

The atheist started fiddling around with various switches and other stuff until (unsurprisingly) he blew up the generator. Next, lurching off to investigate (or whatever he thought he was doing), he successfully shorted out the stage lighting which was running off a different generator along with some cooling fans so they all stopped too. Then the explosions started.

I hadn't laughed so much in ages! But on a more serious note, I reflected, how similar to the atheistic logic in all things. They get these theories and then like to get in us with the most idiotic mumblings when we are armed with The Truth and the best they've got is a Wendy-house on sand. After a while I've noticed a pattern: the muck they spouted last time is still there in their heart but they've added to it (because what they'd said before was just too rubbish to be true), maybe reversed some of the word order or come up with a completely different theory and they still think they've gotcha - but no, all they get is more explosions, shame and darkness forever.

When I see them jumping around or swinging from trees or lounging wantonly in hammocks I always go up to them to see what they've got and I always listen. But I also have a single thought: What are you going to say? and Why will it be wrong.

Christians deal in FACTS.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Christians deal in FACTS.

Amen!

It's almost as if atheist theories evolve in response to local cultural and temporal variables to respond to whatever scenario in which they find themselves. Their inability to recognize facts shows how deeply embedded they are in their delusions. Expose the facts, and the atheist will stammer on about some vague notion of it being "wrong." Because they have no facts of their own to counter, they will increasingly get defensive and emotional. The last resort, ad hominem attacks follow, and it's checkmate atheist!

[Deaner]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Brothers and Sisters, just keep this in your head...

If I can't beat a retard in an argument I have to go back and get right with Jesus.

This will help keep your confidence alive and vibrant. An atheist is like a pool of puke that lies.

[Deaner]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.



"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Romans 6:23


I've been waiting and waiting for this darkie to shoot but so far no luck.

[Susej Tsirhc]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Brothers and Sisters, just keep this in your head...

If I can't beat a retard in an argument I have to go back and get right with Jesus.

This will help keep your confidence alive and vibrant. An atheist is like a pool of puke that lies.

What this tells me is that you beat Atheists in an arguments by calling them retards and pools of puke.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

What this tells me is that you beat Atheists in an arguments by calling them retards and pools of puke.

Well, let's take into account that most of them are pretty slow. They don't even comprehend basic English grammar!

Consistently spelling atheism and atheist with a capital A in the middle of the sentence is not, however, a minor spelling issue.
This matters because it matters if a person falsely believes atheism is an ideology rather than simply the absence of belief in gods. This not only means that they don't even comprehend the basic definition of atheism, but are in fact working from a definition which will cause them to draw all sorts of incorrect conclusions about atheists.

...

The most creative excuse I've seen for misspelling atheism and atheist is that it's supposed to be a sign of "respect." I've been assured that the person really did understand that atheism is merely an absence of belief in gods, but was convinced that atheism deserved to be treated with the same respect as Christianity and thus should be capitalized just as Christianity is capitalized.

This excuse is so weak that I hardly know where to begin with it. Perhaps it's sufficient to point out that capitalization in English has nothing whatsoever to do with "respect" and everything to do with separating out proper nouns. If a person really does believe that capitalization is done out of "respect," then they don't even comprehend basic English grammar and you should beware of them even more than if they merely didn’t understand atheism.

But that doesn't mean we call them retards. That would be rude.

[Susej Tsirhc]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

This vile racist probably thinks that sharks are a sub-species of picaninny. God hates racism!

Hah. That's a good one. I'm sorry but I'm only going to state facts and what I've seen from True Christians(TM, I guess). Do not interpret this as hate.

Got hates racism? I think you're alone there with that.

Try searching these forums for racist terms. You'll get results. Hundreds, maybe thousands.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=2248074

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=2248079

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/search.php?searchid=2248082

Just to name a very few.

[Susej Tsirhc]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Well, let's take into account that most of them are pretty slow. They don't even comprehend basic English grammar!



But that doesn't mean we call them retards. That would be rude.

Instead of a valid argument, you decide to nitpick my typing. Fine. I made a small error and shouldn't have capitalized 'atheist'. You may interpret that however you wish.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Instead of a valid argument, you decide to nitpick my typing. Fine. I made a small error and shouldn't have capitalized 'atheist'. You may interpret that however you wish.

What "valid argument"? I already addressed that. While most of them are pretty slow, we don't call them retards. Did you miss that part? You just quoted it above.

You must be an atheist, huh? And you joined a Christian church's discussion forum why?

[Susej Tsirhc]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

What "valid argument"? I already addressed that. While most of them are pretty slow, we don't call them retards. Did you miss that part? You just quoted it above.

So, I accidentally capitalize the 'A' in 'atheist'. By your logic, I am therefore slow.

Also, the post where I mentioned calling atheists retards was directed to someone else who probably would call atheists retards while arguing with them judging by their post that I quoted.

You must be an atheist, huh? And you joined a Christian church's discussion forum why?

Because this forum is called 'Creation Science', and that screams "HEY ATHEISTS, COME HERE AND DEBATE!"

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Because this forum is called 'Creation Science', and that screams "HEY ATHEISTS, COME HERE AND DEBATE!"

The forum has a very simple set-up. Once a person registers, they find there exists a friendly sub-forum called "Introduction Forum." This is precisely because most civilized people introduce themselves before entering conversation. At the top of this Introduction Forum, one will find a thread titled, "**"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!" The very first sentence one reads is, "This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him." (bolding mine)

I do hope you enjoy your stay here, and I do hope you learn something. I especially hope you decide to embrace the Free Gift of Salvation Jesus Christ has offered to you through His temporary death and subsequent unbelievable yet miraculous resurrection. But you will not find True Christians™ here who will take the time to engage in debate. We are here for fellowship and worship.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

Because this forum is called 'Creation Science', and that screams "HEY ATHEISTS, COME HERE AND DEBATE!"

No, this forum is called "Landover Baptist Church Forum". This is a sub-forum.

This is a Christian church's discussion board. Why would you join, if not to insult us or try to lead us from God?