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  • DerpHerpBurp
    Unsaved trash, rabid Darwinista
    • Nov 2011
    • 39

    #121
    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

    Originally posted by Magnus Democritus View Post
    Going on a new direction, you can always show atheists the Atheist's Nightmare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    May all the unholy atheists rot in hell.
    WOW its the Peanut butter Skadoo

    Life doesn't form instantly, it took millions of years

    if you think a jar of peanut butter will spawn life on the instant, then you've got another thing coming.

    Try a deep sea volcanic area teaming with complex molecules, theres plenty of energy and plenty of complex bonding.

    why do you think a jar of peanut butter some how disproves everything?

    Video from Ezekiel
    -sharks environment never changed enough for them to be pushed toward adapting to a land environment, they are vertebrates, so the are related to us in some form, ALSO SHARKS ARE NOT FISH

    -mars' water froze and dissipated, and it didn't have much of an atmosphere because of the lack of gravity to hold the gas in. Also, there is no evidence of a massive flood on mars, there is evidence of water and oceans was present there at one time millions of years ago.

    -humans lived because of our intelligence grew to basically learn how to survive and then taught our own children how to survive, and we became more efficient at it, kind of like how bears teach their cubs how to hunt

    -humans are not perfect because there is no such thing as perfect, lol

    - we don't have third or 4th arms because maybe that wasn't a desirable trait or it was not efficient like 2 arms are now, an arm is a massive addition when it comes to evolution, obtaining a 3rd without compromising millions of potential human species at once would take millions and millions of more years

    -angels don't fit in, because there is no place for them as they were/are never interact with evolution, implying they exist

    -Monkeys STILL exist because Evolution is a tree, not a chain, humans and monkeys share a common ancestor that split off long ago

    -we don't behave like them because we don't survive anymore, we live. There is no survival living as a human today

    -just because some (fictional) characters who are related mate, doesn't mean their offspring millions of years later, or even your 6000 will be inbred. There would have been enough change to cause inbredness to cease by your logic

    -unicorns don't exist

    -I don't understand the question after unicorns and how kill or be killed has anything to do with it

    -it doesn't, evolution wasn't written to describe miracles

    -rocks don't evolve, they are rocks, they are non living, Lightning doesn't evolve, it is a massive jump in electrons called static electricity

    -what does trees growing into space have to do with evolution? in the evolution of trees, maybe its not beneficial to grow that high.

    -trees can't grow everywhere, humans also have deforested a lot of them
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scriptures ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #122
      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

      Originally posted by DerpHerpBurp View Post
      ALSO SHARKS ARE NOT FISH
      No? Okay, you're probably right—you know more about science than us dumb ol' Christians.

      I'm curious to know what they are, though. Off to Wikipedia...




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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #123
        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

        This Derp fellow really really really needs to know what he is talking about before he rants about various things he has read in those QI books by the devil worshipper faggot Stephen Fry. If I were some sort of crazy atheist I'd want to have my "facts" straight before I made myself look like an idiot by not even understanding the science I'm trying to champion.

        He's all over the place and it's not remotely consistent or convincing. An embarrassment, to be frank.


        Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

        And here we see true wisdom on the subject. No wonder this one is making a fool of himself trying to act like he has an answer for everything because he read a few books and watched Discovery Channel.

        ...we don't survive anymore, we live. There is no survival living as a human today


        Do you ever come out of mommy's basement and stop watching the TV?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14440

          #124
          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          ....stop watching the TV?
          I'm glad I never watch TV - occasionally someone will record something & make me look at it

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          • The Humanist
            Unsaved trash, Hateful joo-lover
            • Oct 2011
            • 47

            #125
            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

            Originally posted by DerpHerpBurp View Post
            - we don't have third or 4th arms because maybe that wasn't a desirable trait or it was not efficient like 2 arms are now, an arm is a massive addition when it comes to evolution, obtaining a 3rd without compromising millions of potential human species at once would take millions and millions of more years
            I never get as angry with these superstitious fools as I do with people like you! At least they are honest about whay they are wrong about so many things.

            The reason all vertebrate land animals only have two arms is because we are all variations on the same skeleton. We evolved from animals that crawled on all fours. It has nothing to do with what is desireable. The genes within us for growing a skeleton don't magically warp to grow extra bits; they just provide variations in the dimensions of different bones. Variations are then favoured or not favoured depending on the environment. Over time this leads to new characteristics in the phenotype becoming more abundant.

            There simply isn't scope here to go into just how wrong you actually are.

            Please stop talking with authority on stuff you clearly don't understand. It's a totally horrible thing to watch someone doing.
            Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

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            • DerpHerpBurp
              Unsaved trash, rabid Darwinista
              • Nov 2011
              • 39

              #126
              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              This Derp fellow really really really needs to know what he is talking about before he rants about various things he has read in those QI books by the devil worshipper faggot Stephen Fry. If I were some sort of crazy atheist I'd want to have my "facts" straight before I made myself look like an idiot by not even understanding the science I'm trying to champion.

              He's all over the place and it's not remotely consistent or convincing. An embarrassment, to be frank.


              Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

              And here we see true wisdom on the subject. No wonder this one is making a fool of himself trying to act like he has an answer for everything because he read a few books and watched Discovery Channel.





              Do you ever come out of mommy's basement and stop watching the TV?
              you were obsviously implying 1st world countries

              have you ever seen any american with all the amenities we have today

              take for example you, are you surviving right now? no you're not worrying about what you will do tonight for dinner or die, you will probably go cook something out of your pantry

              I never get as angry with these superstitious fools as I do with people like you! At least they are honest about whay they are wrong about so many things.

              The reason all vertebrate land animals only have two arms is because we are all variations on the same skeleton. We evolved from animals that crawled on all fours. It has nothing to do with what is desireable. The genes within us for growing a skeleton don't magically warp to grow extra bits; they just provide variations in the dimensions of different bones. Variations are then favoured or not favoured depending on the environment. Over time this leads to new characteristics in the phenotype becoming more abundant.

              There simply isn't scope here to go into just how wrong you actually are.

              Please stop talking with authority on stuff you clearly don't understand. It's a totally horrible thing to watch someone doing.
              You skewed what I was saying "desirable" doesn't apply to the First person sense of a human acknowledging that a 3rd arm would be desirable, the desire come from better equipped for survival, and since humans are already quite humble in what we do now is not surviving but rather living comfortable in our homes and not africans in tribes
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scriptures ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #127
                Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                Originally posted by DerpHerpBurp View Post
                you were obsviously implying 1st world countries
                That is irrelevant; YOU were not implying first world countries. You said there are no human beings merely surviving. Admit that you are culpably ignorant so that you can begin to change in Christ.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #128
                  Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  That is irrelevant; YOU were not implying first world countries. You said there are no human beings merely surviving. Admit that you are culpably ignorant so that you can begin to change in Christ.
                  This little demon has been caught in several lies in just the few hours since he slithered in here. I have no doubt that satan sent him here in order to persecute us and spread discord. God hates that.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #129
                    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    This little demon has been caught in several lies in just the few hours since he slithered in here. I have no doubt that satan sent him here in order to persecute us and spread discord. God hates that.
                    He is obviously an adherent of the colon cramming anti-Christ collective. I will pray for him and the poor children to whom he has given the AIDS virus.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #130
                      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                      No? Okay, you're probably right—you know more about science than us dumb ol' Christians.

                      I'm curious to know what they are, though.
                      This vile racist probably thinks that sharks are a sub-species of picaninny. God hates racism!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • GOD_GUNS_N_GRITS
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 1

                        #131
                        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                        When arguing with athiests on the internet I have found the "caps lock" key to be particularly effective.

                        GOD IS COMING FROM HEAVEN SOON TO CAST ATHIESTS RETARDS GAYS AND MEERKATS INTO ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #132
                          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                          Originally posted by GOD_GUNS_N_GRITS View Post
                          When arguing with athiests on the internet I have found the "caps lock" key to be particularly effective.

                          GOD IS COMING FROM HEAVEN SOON TO CAST ATHIESTS RETARDS GAYS AND MEERKATS INTO ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!
                          Welcome, friend. Please make your way over to the introduction section of the forum and introduce yourself, being sure to include specifics about your relationship with Jesus and how you came to find Him. Also, cite your favorite Bible verse, and tell us how many soldiers for Jesus your wife has ejected thus far.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Seth Campbell
                            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1565

                            #133
                            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                            I didn't read the thread, so excuse me if this one is a repeat, but the first thing that popped into my head when I read the question was "with a large print leather bound KJV Bible." Face it, nothing short of that will ever get through their thick skulls.
                            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • zercomnexus
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 1

                              #134
                              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                              I really am having trouble telling if this thread is serious or merely falls under poe's law.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #135
                                Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                                Originally posted by zercomnexus View Post
                                I really am having trouble telling if this thread is serious or merely falls under poe's law.
                                Poe as in Edgar Allen? Or did you mean Bo's Law?

                                In any case, we are dead serious here. Oh sure we like to have fun, but when it comes to salvation, we do not joke around.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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