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  • x60tablet
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    • Jan 2010
    • 50

    #76
    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

    Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
    Not sure what you said but I think you agreed with me.
    I'm not sure why this is a surprise. This is not a debate forum so it's not like everyone else must take a contrary position to everything you say.

    Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
    God created the Universe is an empty statement to you? What do you consider a full statement?
    That is not what I said.

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I lost you here. What are you trying to say? Did you eat to many of those tablets again?
    Just like I can pick out two identical socks from a mixture without any intelligence a dot could randomly place things and some of them end up seeming correct. I furthermore went on to say that to an observer who comes into play after this has all occurred, there is no way of telling the whole thing was random to begin with since all that doesn't get destroyed would "look" correct. I can understand being a bit confused, you'd have to start at the beginning of this conversational thread.

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    My friend, aren't you listening? According to atheist theories, gravity is necessary, otherwise planets wouldn't form! They claim that the dot made gravity after an insanely short span of time after it exploded (which is rather ironic, considering their fetish for absurdly long timespans). A dot isn't going to think: "hey, I've got an idea, let's make gravity!"
    Well, we were talking about a dot placing planets and stars in places which made it seem like those planets and stars sprang into being fully formed with whatever underpinnings are required. I have no idea how a dot would go about creating gravity or whatever else is required to form a planet. To best answer that question, we may need to wait for such a dot to join this forum.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Wait a second...You wear red socks?

    Are you a communist or something?
    I was describing a hypothetical situation. It could easily have been choosing between plastic wrapped identically sized and cut red and white meat.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #77
      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

      Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
      I was describing a hypothetical situation. It could easily have been choosing between plastic wrapped identically sized and cut red and white meat.
      So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Aristotle
        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 470

        #78
        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.
        Not only did he lie, he says funny things. Makes my head hurt.

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        • x60tablet
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          • Jan 2010
          • 50

          #79
          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.
          Just like everyone else here. Or did you think my real name was x60tablet?

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #80
            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

            For crying out loud, I can't believe no one has mentioned a 5 iron, a 3 wood, a putter or a wedge.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #81
              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

              Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
              Just like everyone else here.
              Not at all. You are heading straight for hell and that is no lie.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #82
                Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                Just like everyone else here. Or did you think my real name was x60tablet?

                It's not?!?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #83
                  Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                  Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                  Just like everyone else here. Or did you think my real name was x60tablet?
                  No friend, but while we know you an Atheist we had the feeble hope you could aviod lying to us on the most basic stuff.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • x60tablet
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                    • Jan 2010
                    • 50

                    #84
                    Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    No friend, but while we know you an Atheist we had the feeble hope you could aviod lying to us on the most basic stuff.
                    I'm not an Atheist.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #85
                      Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                      Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                      I'm not an Atheist.
                      Then what are you, exactly?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • hopeneverdies
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 51

                        #86
                        Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                        I dont know if this has been said before but it's easy Brother:

                        To the atheist scum: "If Im right, and if the Lord wants so, I'l go to a beautiful place (it's hard to imagine a better place then America lol) and you'll be damned forever, whereas if you're right both of us will rot in the ground, so you lose at both chances".

                        But, I know we, the True Christians and the True Christians wannabes are right. Praise God and America!

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22373

                          #87
                          Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                          Originally posted by hopeneverdies View Post
                          Praise God and America!
                          Amen to that brother!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #88
                            Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                            Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                            I'm not an Atheist.
                            You're sure not a Christian.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Science!
                              Unsaved trash, monkey worshiper
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 10

                              #89
                              Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                              Originally posted by Mr. Pickle View Post
                              Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

                              On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

                              I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
                              Easy, stop being close minded evolution and realize that god and evolution can co exist. It has already been concluded that evolution does exist, its just a matter of time before everyone learns to accept it.
                              God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #90
                                Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument.

                                Originally posted by Science! View Post
                                Easy, stop being close minded evolution and realize that god and evolution can co exist. It has already been concluded that evolution does exist, its just a matter of time before everyone learns to accept it.
                                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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