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  • #31
    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

    He may decide to attack your site, by spamming it with porn. You must be on guard, as he is an enemy of all things.

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    • #32
      Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      He may decide to attack your site, by spamming it with porn. You must be on guard, as he is an enemy of all things.
      We are protected by software designed by Jesus. Have no fear.

      Which one is the spammer?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

        He might not even be here. I thought he was the one called "jew" but I maybe wrong.

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        • #34
          Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          He might not even be here. I thought he was the one called "jew" but I maybe wrong.
          He's gone by a lot of screen names but typically he's most commonly known as "Scurge" and "Primus".

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          • #35
            Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

            The fact that he degradded the rock band Primus is annoying. And how was he the first? the first nutter, yeah. So, be on the look out Pastor.

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            • #36
              Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

              Ok u guys are being a little paranoid! I have no knowledge of this Scurge person nor a person by the name of Primus! I would never post porn on here are u kidding me? Jesus would cut of my toes and i need those because im a championship marathon runner! Besides with the jesus software that this site has dont u think they would no if im this person u accuse me of being? I am official saying i am not this evil man u say i might be! I am offended!

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              • #37
                Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                We are protected by software designed by Jesus. Have no fear.

                Which one is the spammer?
                What a crock. Software designed by Jesus? As inpregnable as you think you are, your software is a feble as the book you hail. As a felow internet user though, Zeke anyone with the right tools, or background with JAVA script, HTML code, or even the comand prompt on their computer can send a site to hell, in a mater of speaking
                Because I can

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                • #38
                  Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                  Originally posted by A PERFECT CIRCLE View Post
                  What a crock. Software designed by Jesus? As inpregnable as you think you are, your software is a feble as the book you hail. As a felow internet user though, Zeke anyone with the right tools, or background with JAVA script, HTML code, or even the comand prompt on their computer can send a site to hell, in a mater of speaking

                  Duly noted. I'll file this with the other threats from empty-headed teenaged girl, in the circular file.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    We are protected by software designed by Jesus. Have no fear.
                    That software was exploited way back in 3 A.D. Soopa Srsly.
                    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                    • #40
                      Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Duly noted. I'll file this with the other threats from empty-headed teenaged girl, in the circular file.
                      Hmmm ... and she still can't spell
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • #41
                        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                        Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                        No. It's just easier for sex if they have them enlarged. It can be very painful for a girl, otherwise.
                        Aha! So you're a child molestor! And you want the girl you molest to not suffer pain, so that they will not cry out while you molest them: and you don't even care that Jesus demands the death penalty for rape victims who fail to scream!

                        Deuteronomy 22: 23-24


                        "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."
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                        • #42
                          Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                          Originally posted by Jew View Post
                          im a championship marathon runner!
                          A jewish athelete?

                          Is it just me, or is it getting easier and easier to catch heathens lieing?
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