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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668
    #16
    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

    No. It's just easier for sex if they have them enlarged. It can be very painful for a girl, otherwise.

    Your a homer? as in the poet.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
        No. It's just easier for sex if they have them enlarged. It can be very painful for a girl, otherwise.
        And whether the girl feels pain or not is relevant because?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668
            #18
            Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

            Because, emotionally, it hurts them, not just physically. Would you want to hurt a women through sex?

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              • Jew
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jul 2007
                • 26
                #19
                Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                All of u are wrong! enlarging womens vile profanity removed would be great especially for me! you see my vile profanity removed is soo small I'm not even sure when it's in my hands!

                Note to Jew:
                You are getting off to a bad start here son. Clean up your act or get booted.This is GOD'S Favorite Forum and you are a guest here. I insist you show respect.



                STERN! Sister Thumper
                Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 07-18-2007, 08:35 PM. Reason: removed vile profanity

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668
                    #20
                    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                    Hmmm. dude, I don't wanna say this, but your gunna get hell for all of this. These guy's are nuts.

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                      • Jew
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 26
                        #21
                        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                        haha sister thumper i noticed u changed my post that is very noble of u! haha im sorry i thought that profanity was encouraged on this site i guess i was wrong i will change my ways! hahaha. but u no what u changed it to is completely untrue. haha

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                          • Homertard
                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 668
                            #22
                            Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                            Are you Scurge?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #23
                                Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                Originally posted by Jew View Post
                                haha sister thumper i noticed u changed my post that is very noble of u! haha im sorry i thought that profanity was encouraged on this site i guess i was wrong i will change my ways! hahaha. but u no what u changed it to is completely untrue. haha
                                Boy, this is a Christian forum. Keep that nonsense up and out you'll go. Jesus doesn't want to hear about how tiny your choo-choo is.

                                He knows already.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Sister Noddy
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 1843
                                    #24
                                    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                    Originally posted by Jew View Post

                                    All of u are wrong! enlarging womens vile profanity removed would be great especially for me! you see my vile profanity removed is soo small I'm not even sure when it's in my hands!
                                    Hahahaha Jew -- didn't think you woulda written this yourself

                                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                      • Joo
                                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 831
                                        #25
                                        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                        Are you Scurge?
                                        Ha! That would make my day.

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                                          • Homertard
                                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 668
                                            #26
                                            Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                            I wouldn't rule it out. lol

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                                              • Jew
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2007
                                                • 26
                                                #27
                                                Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                                Man im pretty popular here i guess? this surprises me did i say anything that controversial? i have to admit i am a little flattered!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                                    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                    Are you Scurge?
                                                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                                    Ha! That would make my day.
                                                    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                    I wouldn't rule it out. lol
                                                    Originally posted by Jew View Post
                                                    Man im pretty popular here i guess? this surprises me did i say anything that controversial? i have to admit i am a little flattered!
                                                    The lot of you are on notice. This is a Christian forum, not your personal toilet. Any funny business and out you go.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Homertard
                                                        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 668
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                                        Pastor, I must warn you, about Scurge.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Scientists plotting to enlage you-know-whats!

                                                            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                                                            Pastor, I must warn you, about Scurge.
                                                            Go right ahead. Give us all the details and you may save yourself.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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