Why are some people born with tails?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!

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It's a shut-out!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Further more, why do we still have a tailbone?

Why do we grow wisdom teeth?

If "God" made us in his/her/it's/their image, "God" has some explaining to do.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

That IS a very good question..i look foreward to their awnser for this..i dont necesarilly beleive in evolution..but i do love a challenge! i'll get back to you when i find good research.


OH wait i bet i know! it MUST be a demon possessed child or a child JESUS HATES so he disfigured it in that way.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

That IS a very good question..i look foreward to their awnser for this..i dont necesarilly beleive in evolution..but i do love a challenge! i'll get back to you when i find good research.


OH wait i bet i know! it MUST be a demon possessed child or a child JESUS HATES so he disfigured it in that way.

LOL! I like your purple answer. Are you sure you're not a true Christian?
I don't know how you can't believe in evolution. All the evidence backs it up. Do you question gravity too?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Them chillrens with tails is demon babies. They probably has Mudslime blood up in them. Has you evah seen a Mudslime demon baby when it be born? WARNING: The following be very graphic and disturbin'. I bet even unsaved folk will be sick at seein' it. It should only be viewed by Godly folk if they is strong in they walk with the Lord.

This be actual footage of one, you can hear the baby daddy singing a demon song to celebrate the birth o' his baby in the background.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Them chillrens with tails is demon babies. They probably has Mudslime blood up in them. Has you evah seen a Mudslime demon baby when it be born? WARNING: The following be very graphic and disturbin'. I bet even unsaved folk will be sick at seein' it. It should only be viewed by Godly folk if they is strong in they walk with the Lord.

This be actual footage of one, you can hear the baby daddy singing a demon song to celebrate the birth o' his baby in the background.

That poor baby! It looks like it might have epidermolysis bullosa - a genetic disorder characterized by extremely fragile skin.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Them chillrens with tails is demon babies. They probably has Mudslime blood up in them. Has you evah seen a Mudslime demon baby when it be born? WARNING: The following be very graphic and disturbin'. I bet even unsaved folk will be sick at seein' it. It should only be viewed by Godly folk if they is strong in they walk with the Lord.

This be actual footage of one, you can hear the baby daddy singing a demon song to celebrate the birth o' his baby in the background.

Whats 'Mudslime blood'?
Also..I dont think that baby was even real..it look kinda animatronic but i'll look into the disease it has.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

That poor baby! It looks like it might have epidermolysis bullosa - a genetic disorder characterized by extremely fragile skin.

I had started to feel sorry fo' it myself until I remembered it be a demon from the loins of a towelhead, and that it be bound fo' Hell.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

harlequin ichthyosis is the name of the disease that the baby had in Sister lateefa's video, Heres a website that you can find the actual cause for this disorder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Them chillrens with tails is demon babies. They probably has Mudslime blood up in them. Has you evah seen a Mudslime demon baby when it be born? WARNING: The following be very graphic and disturbin'. I bet even unsaved folk will be sick at seein' it. It should only be viewed by Godly folk if they is strong in they walk with the Lord.

This be actual footage of one, you can hear the baby daddy singing a demon song to celebrate the birth o' his baby in the background.

The Klingons are real! The Klingons are real!
Mr. Sulu, put that man down and get our asses out of here, Warp Factor 9! LOL!
Another reason Gawd can't be real because if he was as merciful as Christians claim, he wouldn't allow diseases like that to exist.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Another reason Gawd can't be real because if he was as merciful as Christians claim, he wouldn't allow diseases like that to exist.

Oh, you's been deceived, honey. Them namby-pamby liebral "Christians" might try ta feedchoo that drivel, but not here. At Landover, we tells it like it is. God might be merciful to True Christians™, but anybody else be fair game. Read this sermon by Brotha Harry Hardwick and maybe you learn somethin' 'bout the LORD!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Oh, you's been deceived, honey. Them namby-pamby liebral "Christians" might try ta feedchoo that drivel, but not here. At Landover, we tells it like it is. God might be merciful to True Christians™, but anybody else be fair game. Read this sermon by Brotha Harry Hardwick and maybe you learn somethin' 'bout the LORD!

Okay, so maybe children born with tails are actually demons.

Question.

What did those children do do deserve those tails?

And you've yet to answer my question.

If God is perfect, and designed us in his image, why'd he give us a tailbone, with no tail?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Why do chickens have wishbones with no wish? "Tailbone" is just a name. It's a bone and it resembles a tail. Thus, "tailbone."

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Why do chickens have wishbones with no wish? "Tailbone" is just a name. It's a bone and it resembles a tail. Thus, "tailbone."

Eh.....

Cept you didn't understand that the wishbone is used in a human game, to decide who get's a wish.

The human tailbone resembles that of other great apes that have tails. It's proof that in the past, the human race had tails.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!

So God smited you with a tail, eh, "Captain?" Well I'm not surprised. God KNEW you would grow up to be a blasphemer and preemptively smited you with a tail to show His wrath against your evil blasphemy.

Just out of curiousity, what does your tail look like? Is it pointed? Do you also have "666" on your forehead? Horns? Cloven feet?