[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

So God smited you with a tail, eh, "Captain?" Well I'm not surprised. God KNEW you would grow up to be a blasphemer and preemptively smited you with a tail to show His wrath against your evil blasphemy.

Just out of curiousity, what does your tail look like? Is it pointed? Do you also have "666" on your forehead? Horns? Cloven feet?

That would be my hamster. I taped a pointy tail on her, and a small note on her forhead.

^_____^
So cute.

.....

ANYWAY.

What's your answer?

If we were intelligently designed, then why is it that we have certain organs (appendix, gallblader) that basically serve no purpose?

Does GOD have parts that serve no purpose?

If so, he's not exactly "perfect."

Unless they redifined the word while I wasn't looking.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

That would be my hamster. I taped a pointy tail on her, and a small note on her forhead.

^_____^
So cute.

.....

ANYWAY.

What's your answer?

If we were intelligently designed, then why is it that we have certain organs (appendix, gallblader) that basically serve no purpose?

Does GOD have parts that serve no purpose?

If so, he's not exactly "perfect."

Unless they redifined the word while I wasn't looking.

Well it looks like we have a revolutionary here and a rather good debater my only awnser for this goes against another cristian belief that evolution does not exist. Because its said that the appendix WAS used for the digestion of wood (from what im told) but we havent gotten rid of the appendix yet obviously the only thing that an appendix can even do is get you sick and then you need it removed. I dont know much about the gall bladder either though. Another thing that is rarely functional is your 'pinkey toe' Quite a few people cannot use it, its just there. and it does not provide balence anymore..So thats my awnser although its not a TRUE CRISTIAN one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

The trouble with you unsaved scumwads is that you pester us with these ridiculous questions, as if you are even capable of comprehending the answers.

First of all, God created everything. As in everything, ok?

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

This means that God made everything. Including mosquitoes, nigras, bears and lezbeans.

Now if you want to go down the list and throw a hissy fit over certain things that YOU don't like or that YOU don't understand, why go right ahead. God doesn't have to answer to unsaved scum like you. God does as He wants, and He makes things as He wants. Demanding answers to "Why" questions all day long is a sure sign of being unsaved scum. People like you are doing the work of satan, and as such are hellbound.

God lays out tests and roadblocks along the way for us. A True Christian accepts that and thanks God for it every day.

You people think you're clever coming up with these God-mocking scenarios, placing your TV space heroes up above Jesus and persecuting True Christians...Well the joke is going to be on YOU when you wake up in the flames of hell, gargling satan's scalding hot spunk for all eternity. Won't THAT be a laugh?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

There is no point in arguing with you silly blasphmers!! You're ridiculous with your hypothetical questions.

The fact is that we don't know what God created the appendix for. PLENTY of things could have happened to the function of the appendix since God created the heavens and earth roughly 6000 years ago. Maybe the appendix was used to store poison to exterminate the dinosaurs. Even you have to admit, SOMETHING eradicated the dinosaurs several thousand years ago, maybe it was poison that God made to be stored in the appendix. And obviously, the records of this were lost at some time, possibly in The Great Flood.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Whats 'Mudslime blood'?
Also..I dont think that baby was even real..it look kinda animatronic but i'll look into the disease it has.

Its their "totally un-racist" slang for Muslim.

And btw Zeke, why does your description of hell always have to do with Satan's "Hot spunk". You talk about it a lot...

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

There is no point in arguing with you silly blasphmers!! You're ridiculous with your hypothetical questions.

The fact is that we don't know what God created the appendix for. PLENTY of things could have happened to the function of the appendix since God created the heavens and earth roughly 6000 years ago. Maybe the appendix was used to store poison to exterminate the dinosaurs. Even you have to admit, SOMETHING eradicated the dinosaurs several thousand years ago, maybe it was poison that God made to be stored in the appendix. And obviously, the records of this were lost at some time, possibly in The Great Flood.

Well here you go, mocking us when all we wanted was an awnser to our question..then you say we're being ridiculous with hypothetical questions..and you come with your theory of the appendix? it does relatively make sense just their isent any fossil evidence to back your theory (yet) But kind sir, i will remember your theory just incase it proves true.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

The trouble with you unsaved scumwads is that you pester us with these ridiculous questions, as if you are even capable of comprehending the answers.

First of all, God created everything. As in everything, ok?

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

This means that God made everything. Including mosquitoes, nigras, bears and lezbeans.

Now if you want to go down the list and throw a hissy fit over certain things that YOU don't like or that YOU don't understand, why go right ahead. God doesn't have to answer to unsaved scum like you. God does as He wants, and He makes things as He wants. Demanding answers to "Why" questions all day long is a sure sign of being unsaved scum. People like you are doing the work of satan, and as such are hellbound.

God lays out tests and roadblocks along the way for us. A True Christian accepts that and thanks God for it every day.

You people think you're clever coming up with these God-mocking scenarios, placing your TV space heroes up above Jesus and persecuting True Christians...Well the joke is going to be on YOU when you wake up in the flames of hell, gargling satan's scalding hot spunk for all eternity. Won't THAT be a laugh?

If we couldent comprehend the awnsers we wouldent have asked we would just like to know. Asking questions isent the work of satan if it were god more than likely would have made us know everything i think he likes us wondering and figureing things out for ourselfs..no i dont have biblical evidence to back this just my idiodic opinion. Also judgement of where one is to go when they die is not for you to be doing,ezekiel. I would also like to add that nobody was throwing a fit nor laughing. Do help us unsaved trash understand what we dont know by awnsering our questions though, surely their must be an awnser somewhere that you can give to us

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Well, I've yet to see a concrete answer to our questions.

I HAVE seen a bunch of fundie people avoid the tough questions, quoting their Bible instead.

So I will quote MY Bible, the Book of Shal, 2007 version, Chapter of Ziek, verse 1, "STFU N00B! J00 just got h4xed!"

But in all seriousness.

You can't answer our questions, because the Bible gives no answer. Afterall, it was written at the time when people believed that blood and lungs were bad.

The simple truth is that you don't have the answers. "God" doesn't have the answers. Why?

Because we evolved, and are still evolving. "God" has nothing to do with it.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

You can't answer our questions, because the Bible gives no answer. Afterall, it was written at the time when people believed that blood and lungs were bad.

The simple truth is that you don't have the answers. "God" doesn't have the answers. Why?

Because we evolved, and are still evolving. "God" has nothing to do with it.

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools - Romans 1:20-22

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; - 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9

Thass all the answers thatchoo needs right there. You think you is wise in the ways of the world, but in the LORD'S eyes, you ain't nothin' but a hellbound foo'. Enjoy Hell, and don't let the Lord's foot hitchoo on the way down! - oh, thass right, they ain't nothin' you can do to stop it!

...But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. - Joshua 24:15

Praise!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

So God smited you with a tail, eh, "Captain?" Well I'm not surprised. God KNEW you would grow up to be a blasphemer and preemptively smited you with a tail to show His wrath against your evil blasphemy.

Just out of curiousity, what does your tail look like? Is it pointed? Do you also have "666" on your forehead? Horns? Cloven feet?

You're hilarious! Yeah I've got horns and cloven feet and I'm gonna getcha! LOL! I thought I'd get answers like these from the Christians but I wanted to see it anyway. Your fairytale beliefs won't let you answer any other way.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools - Romans 1:20-22
Invisible things cannot be seen.
This does not answer my question, and is therefore ignored.

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1
You're one to be calling me foolish. Before you look at the world around you, and do some research, you search for the easy answers of a book just under 400 years old (KJV) and is riddled with unscientific statements.

"Who is the fool? The one who proclaims himself the son of "God" or the ones that follow him"

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; - 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
I'm an atheist, therefore I do not belive in, nor fear your "Hell." Which, as we know, is taken from Norse mythology and one of their undeworlds "Hel."

Thass all the answers thatchoo needs right there. You think you is wise in the ways of the world, but in the LORD'S eyes, you ain't nothin' but a hellbound foo'. Enjoy Hell, and don't let the Lord's foot hitchoo on the way down! - oh, thass right, they ain't nothin' you can do to stop it! Actually, I am not wise. That's why I'm a student, so I can learn things that help me better understand the world. But using my mind, and my ability to use logic and think, and utilizing the tools that I have, and the knowledge I have gained, I have been able to put myself higher then you, in that, I no longer have fear of an old man who sits on a cloud all day while his creation suffers.

Once again, I am an atheist, and the threat of hell doesn't scare me.

...But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. - Joshua 24:15

Praise Shal!

Yes, you're right to praise me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Yes, you're right to praise me.

Why do you insist on blasphemy? Are you one of those Tourette's retards possessed by demons who force them to shout obscenities all the time?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

Why do you insist on blasphemy? Are you one of those Tourette's retards possessed by demons who force them to shout obscenities all the time?

I'm sorry, but I guess you don't understand irony. Possibly you lack the computational brain power to understand the sweet subtleties of the english language. Maybe you've never spoken to someone who's been able to use words like I have. Either way, I do believe you're in awe of me, and must constantly bring attention to my actions.

And yet again, we have a "Troo Chris-chin" not answering the question at hand, and instead nitpicking at those who are seeking knowledge.

No wonder you're all stuck in the darkages of human ignorance.

[SUV]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

The only human I know of to have been Born with a tail is the "Lying Woman" in the 1976 movie, True Stories.

And given her Name I wouldn't take her claim to this all that seriously, either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are some people born with tails?

I'm sorry, but I guess you don't understand irony. Possibly you lack the computational brain power to understand the sweet subtleties of the english language. Maybe you've never spoken to someone who's been able to use words like I have. Either way, I do believe you're in awe of me, and must constantly bring attention to my actions.

And yet again, we have a "Troo Chris-chin" not answering the question at hand, and instead nitpicking at those who are seeking knowledge.

No wonder you're all stuck in the darkages of human ignorance.

No one understands or cares about your innane blather. No one here in in awe of you. We hate you just as Jesus commands us to hate unsaved scum and God mockers. In your imaginary world you must be quite popular, I'm sure....We just wonder why Jesus has called you here.

Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell.