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  • Sista Lateefah
    Honorary White Woman.
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2007
    • 522

    #31
    Re: Why are some people born with tails?

    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
    I have been able to put myself higher then you
    You unGodly racist! I'mma pray thatchoo find Jesus so that He can cure you of yo hateful feelin's toward colored folk.
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    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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    • Shallow-izer
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jun 2007
      • 214

      #32
      Re: Why are some people born with tails?

      Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
      You unGodly racist! I'mma pray thatchoo find Jesus so that He can cure you of yo hateful feelin's toward colored folk.
      Cept I am 20% black.

      ^___^

      I can't be racist agaist those of my own race.

      I'm also 40% Romanian, and my geneology streatches back to the Goths that invaded Rome.

      So I'm a literal, Goth Vampire.

      I'm also 20% Native. So South America is actually MY land. Finally, I'm 20 % middle eastern, with folks on my Mother's Father's side being immigrants from India, originally from Iran.

      But this is all semantics. I was born in Canada, and therefore, am Canadian.

      Says so in my passport and birth certificate.

      If you mean the Christian racist thing.

      I AM better then you.

      Just compare both of our uses of English for the comparison of my obvious linguistic superiority.

      Praise Me!

      I'm right again.

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      • Brimstone

        #33
        Re: Why are some people born with tails?

        That explains why you support evolution. Unlike your Negro ancestors, white people do not experience feelings of bestial lust. While you might be related to monkeys, the True Christians of Landover Baptist are not.

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        • Shallow-izer
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 214

          #34
          Re: Why are some people born with tails?

          Originally posted by Brimstone View Post
          That explains why you support evolution. Unlike your Negro ancestors, white people do not experience feelings of bestial lust. While you might be related to monkeys, the True Christians of Landover Baptist are not.
          Aha-no.

          That's not how it happened.

          It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.

          This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.

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          • Andrew Shaw
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 226

            #35
            Re: Why are some people born with tails?

            Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
            Aha-no.

            That's not how it happened.

            It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.

            This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.

            It is said, that the first people came from africa...but i dont beleive that because adam and eve were the first humans, from the garden of eden wich is suspected to be near the river of euphrades, located in iraq. also forgive my spelling..but now i just raised a question, how the hell do we know adam and eve were the first humans? who recorded that in the bible? i hate when i challenge my own faith haha but its fun and makes me wiser for the most part.
            Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Why are some people born with tails?

              Originally posted by Shallow-head View Post
              Aha-no.

              That's not how it happened.

              It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.

              This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.
              Which explains why eurotrash are so much like nigras. According to the Shallow boy, they are white jigaboos.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Andrew Shaw
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 226

                #37
                Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Which explains why eurotrash are so much like nigras. According to the Shallow boy, they are white jigaboos.


                You know your not native american. So your not in america by nativity. Your eurotrash too just in a different country. Or did your skin color deceive me and your of mexican, african, or asain decent?
                Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #38
                  Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                  Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                  Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!

                  Science 102912
                  Religion 0

                  It's a shut-out!
                  These questions have been answered again and again by creation scientists. The reasons why we aren't perfect are obvious. It is related to what is known as "the problem of sin". God has allowed evil and imperfection and has given us a chance to choose good instead of evil. Adam and Eve were created without many of the imperfections -- and without sin -- but that changed when man fell -- when they partook of the tree of good and evil.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                    Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                    You know your not native american. So your not in america by nativity. Your eurotrash too just in a different country. Or did your skin color deceive me and your of mexican, african, or asain decent?
                    Andy, I am as white-skinned, blonde-haired and blue-eyed as Jesus Himself!

                    As for the drunken redskin savages you refer to, Pastor did an excellent sermon on them that you can read HERE.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Enobarbus
                      Professor of English Landover University
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3496

                      #40
                      Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                      Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!

                      Science 102912
                      Religion 0

                      It's a shut-out!
                      BTW, there are no "vestigal" organs. It's now known that the appendix has many uses and the whole concept and definition is fraught with flawed logic and woolly thinking. In fact the concept of vestigal organ is based on the presumption of evolution to start with.

                      Here is an article about it if you are interested. There are many more like this:



                      If you want the unvarnished Truth© CJT then you must read the KJV1611. That is all you need to learn about those matters of real importance. In particular the fate of your Aeternal soul. Don't let the foolishness of mere men lead you away from the Truth©.

                      It never ceases to amaze me how people like you will take the foolish theories of mere men over the Truths spoken by Almighty God.
                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #41
                        Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                        Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                        Cept I am 20% black.

                        ^___^

                        I can't be racist agaist those of my own race.

                        I'm also 40% Romanian, and my geneology streatches back to the Goths that invaded Rome.

                        So I'm a literal, Goth Vampire.

                        I'm also 20% Native. So South America is actually MY land. Finally, I'm 20 % middle eastern, with folks on my Mother's Father's side being immigrants from India, originally from Iran.

                        But this is all semantics. I was born in Canada, and therefore, am Canadian.

                        Says so in my passport and birth certificate.

                        If you mean the Christian racist thing.

                        I AM better then you.

                        Just compare both of our uses of English for the comparison of my obvious linguistic superiority.

                        Praise Me!

                        I'm right again.
                        No, it's not semantics at all. It's fact.

                        That you are Canadian is your nationality, not your race or ethnicity. Try not to confuse the two.

                        There is no such thing as a literal Goth Vampire. Vampires are fictional.

                        Your English is worse than Sister Lateefah's. She makes much more sense than you do.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • Shallow-izer
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 214

                          #42
                          Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          BTW, there are no "vestigal" organs. It's now known that the appendix has many uses and the whole concept and definition is fraught with flawed logic and woolly thinking. In fact the concept of vestigal organ is based on the presumption of evolution to start with.

                          Here is an article about it if you are interested. There are many more like this:



                          If you want the unvarnished Truth© CJT then you must read the KJV1611. That is all you need to learn about those matters of real importance. In particular the fate of your Aeternal soul. Don't let the foolishness of mere men lead you away from the Truth©.

                          It never ceases to amaze me how people like you will take the foolish theories of mere men over the Truths spoken by Almighty God.

                          Answers in Genesis!?

                          ROFL!

                          You call THAT a source!?

                          They're about as credible about science as Carrot Top is funny!

                          Here's a list of the Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs)

                          As counted off by LiveScience.com.

                          ^_________^

                          I hope you become educated.

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #43
                            Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                            Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
                            Answers in Genesis!?

                            ROFL!

                            You call THAT a source!?

                            They're about as credible about science as Carrot Top is funny!

                            Here's a list of the Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs)

                            As counted off by LiveScience.com.

                            ^_________^

                            I hope you become educated.
                            You call live science and Darwin's books a source?

                            The only trustworthy source is the KJV1611. That is the inspired, inerrant, and infallible Word of Almighty God.

                            Irrespective of how clever someone may be in terms of worldly wisdom, if what they say contradicts the Word of God, they are wrong.

                            The Word of Almighty God says that He created us. That is what happened. Truth cannot contradict Truth, so evolution is wrong.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Shallow-izer
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 214

                              #44
                              Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                              No, it's not semantics at all. It's fact.

                              That you are Canadian is your nationality, not your race or ethnicity. Try not to confuse the two.

                              There is no such thing as a literal Goth Vampire. Vampires are fictional.

                              Your English is worse than Sister Lateefah's. She makes much more sense than you do.
                              Oh, wow, 3 typos. I'm SO ashamed.

                              Atleast I'm not stupid enough to type with an accent.

                              And actually, my race is human.

                              My ethnicity I renounced, deciding instead to form my own culture around my likes and preferences, and have dubed this "Shalism." All the other cultures that made up what I'm supposed to be aren't worthy of my time, as they would restrict what I want to do, not so in Shalism, where I'm allowed to do as I wish (within the laws, of course.)

                              I've spread this to my friends, and they've taken to it like a bird to the sky.

                              As for my superiority.....

                              I'm able to think for myself, and am given the freedom to explore all the answeres and theories I want.

                              Where as you have to refer to a book that's been revised (and therefore changed) that's over 400 years old that teaches such ideas as being superior, just because of birth and privilage, instead of actually doing something to make them superior.



                              But I understand.

                              God is your great and powerful imaginary friend, and you want to hold onto him for a bit longer.

                              But one day you're going to have to grow up, and enter the real world, where things aren't so nicely arranged in chapters, like in your, oh so precious fantasy book, the Bible.

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                              • Shallow-izer
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 214

                                #45
                                Re: Why are some people born with tails?

                                Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                                You call live science and Darwin's books a source?

                                Ofcourse, since they're subjecy to peer review, and have been proven accurate, as per the scientific process.

                                The only trustworthy source is the KJV1611. That is the inspired, inerrant, and infallible Word of Almighty God.

                                Which is flawed because there is no "god."

                                I mean, Pi is 3? You call THAT infallable?

                                If the bible is such a source of scientific fact, what does it say about molecular biology?

                                Or nucular fission?

                                Or blackholes?

                                Irrespective of how clever someone may be in terms of worldly wisdom, if what they say contradicts the Word of God, they are wrong.


                                Or the word of "god" is wrong.

                                The Word of Almighty God says that He created us. That is what happened. Truth cannot contradict Truth, so evolution is wrong.

                                Truth cannot contradict Truth, so the Bible is wrong.
                                I know.

                                Why would "god" create the world, then leave behind evidence that goes against his word?

                                I thought he was "perfect."

                                Was that definition changed while I wasn't looking?

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