[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

J.Sper-
You honestly think me homosexual? Oh my! How amusing. Why is it that everybody thinks all athiests are gay? Anyway I haven't come here to argue, or to troll, or to flame anybody. Think of me as a lost sheep, trying to find his way back into faith. I fear many years of hating on Christians has ruined my chances of that, but I'm trying my best.

[J.Sper]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You've been brainwashed as children and now you have lost all rational thought.

And what made you so rational and enlightened, twas the brainwashing of those evil fagging scientists me thinks.

If Evil-you-shun is true, why does there exist fagots like your gay self? What use is a homo to the reproductive chain? Everyone knows that the side-ways carpet munching freaks are created by satan. And therefore, good christian heterosexuals are created by God.

Fear god and repent your sins NOW!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I'll watch my mouth and open my mind. I fear that years of listening to violent music, watching violent movies and playing violent games has affected my language and ideas a bit. Okay, a lot. But I am here to learn, and so I will do my best to put all that behind me.

You seem to have the right, respectful attitude, which is rare in one so young. I certainly commend you for that.

I hope the Holy Spirit™ will eventually move you to throw off your life of sin and be Born Again through our Lord Jesus Christ™, Amen.


1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.
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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

this better be a troll site.

We are every bit as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ and as the lake of fire into which He will cast you unless you repent.

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I'll watch my mouth and open my mind. I fear that years of listening to violent music, watching violent movies and playing violent games has affected my language and ideas a bit. Okay, a lot. But I am here to learn, and so I will do my best to put all that behind me.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Thank you. We are always open to hearing different opinions here and actually enjoy enlightening people about misconceptions re: Bible verses, "evilution", etc.

But we must also remember that this is a True Chrisdtian™ website, and God™ is watching.

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

...what? Oh, I see. I'll uhh... keep that in mind, I guess.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Have you never felt for your tail bone? It's at the bottom of your back, above your "crack".

Once Again: It's advised that you kindly save your gutter talk for the Mens Only Forum.

There are ladies present

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I am actually afraid for a lot of you; it can't be safe for you Christians to be this stupid. Why are you all trying to say we don't have tails? Have you never felt for your tail bone? It's at the bottom of your back, above your "crack". You Christians are always putting the evolutionists and athiests (same thing though, right? ) down and saying that you have all the evidence but really, you're just as dumb as most of them, if not more so. I mean WOW, "we have the most factual, trustable book EVAR on our side. lololol The Bible is the most reliable book and it says we're right!" It pains me to think you are all so stupid as to honestly believe that the Bible is a reliable source of information. You are all mindless sheep (as pointed out by Heretic). You've been brainwashed as children and now you have lost all rational thought. And if you were converted as an adult or teenager, you're either retarded or scared. I don't care which to be honest, you're all as bad as each other whichever way the other Christians got you.

>>>>Blasphemy deleted<<<<

[Heretic.]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

this better be a troll site.

if not

i swear to whatever force driving this existence, the ignorance level with you people is astounding. first off there's a difference between MONKEYS and APES.
apes don't have tails. we used to but due to the process of evolution. Chimps, Gorillas and Orangutans all have no tails. we're apes get over it. we've just evolved into sentience beings. (due probably that our primal ape ancestors, homo errectus, may have gained sentience through the consumption of psychoactive, plants and fungi

and as for the big bang theory, it might be right it might not. that's why it's a theory. But still at least we can give some photo evidence of what the cosmos is made out of. and that it has been around for HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of years.

If a god does exists, then when was his/her beginning? if your to say that definite answer is it that "it's always been " then why can't we take the next step and say the universe has always been as well.

not saying that there isn't a god, just saying you should take into consideration that if there was a god, his idea of creation wouldnt be so childish, like the way you all interpret it. you want to say he just blinked everything into exsistence. Wrong, a real god will work in ways too far complex for us to understand from just ancient text.

but my words are probably lost amongst you facist, right wing, blind, ingnorant, sheep. sheep being lead a blind to the slaughter

ididots

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

The reason we don't have tails is because we were made in GOD(tm)S own image, not satan's.

Satan has a tail. Not God.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I have a question for the evilutionists...

According to you, our tails went away because we didn't use them.

So lets look at dogs. We've been docking the tails of some breeds of dogs for over 1,000 years now. The Romans liked to dock the tails of their war dogs so that the enemy didn't have anything to grab onto.

So why are these dogs still born with tails? I mean, we've basically told evillution that we don't want these tails. The dogs that breed don't have tails, The dogs don't use their tails because their not there.

So wouldn't evillution make the tail go away?

[J.Sper]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

God invented man. Then, as is so often the case, He created a cut rate model, the nigra. That did not work out very well so God created monkeys. At which point he gave up with this group and started on the Hippopotamus, and again, He tried to create a cut rate model, the nigress, which again did not work out very well so He made the messicans. Next He made the American indian, which bombed and he then create the icelandic eskimoe. And we all know how that turned out. So God instead just created the rest of the living animals and returned to business at hand. At least that is how I understand it. I am not a theologian.

Darwin was a fagging queer... someone should have punched that fagot years ago.

[James Hutchins]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

God invented man. Then, as is so often the case, He created a cut rate model, the nigra. That did not work out very well so God created monkeys. At which point he gave up with this group and started on the Hippopotamus, and again, He tried to create a cut rate model, the nigress, which again did not work out very well so He made the messicans. Next He made the American indian, which bombed and he then create the icelandic eskimoe. And we all know how that turned out. So God instead just created the rest of the living animals and returned to business at hand. At least that is how I understand it. I am not a theologian.

[True Disciple]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

humans do not have tails because we are descendants of a species known as the chimpanzee, they do not have tails either.

Why are you ignorant even about your own theories? According to so-called scientists, a hypothetical "ancestor" existed millions of years ago, of which freak babies mutated into humans and chimpanzees. However, they claim that this doesn't mean that humans descend from chimpanzees, only that they are related.

Of course, True Christians™ realize that we descend from God, not some hypothetical proto-monkey.