[Sister Charli]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

People laugh at us in Australia because we eat the two animals on our coat of arms - the kangaroo and the emu.

But Jo Freddy eats his god. What could possibly be more funny than that?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

The Lord Noodle sums it up very sweetly

Now I have my Pasta in moderation, yes if I was to eat several pounds of the stuff each day I would be in trouble, but Atkins wanted us to cut out Pasta completely, not for any health benefit but as an affront to Our Lord Noodle. God gave us the ingredients to make Pasta and Noodles to honour Him they and come in many forms with many base ingredients:
Wheat
Rice
Mung bean
Potato or canna starch
Buckwheat
Acorn
I know of people that have smoked 20 a day all their lives and lived to a ripe old age with out any related health problems, and in the past the tobacco companies told us how good smoking was for us, but I am not going to recommend that anyone should start smoking.

Much of the problem here is not what they are eating but how much they are eating, and how much physical activity they are doing.

Now let us look at the percentage of people in different countries that are Obese:
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Now tell me where in that table do the countries come that have a diet the includes a lot of Pasta and Noodles (Hint Italy, Japan, South Korea)

Health trends come and go, diets come and go, as Our Lord Noodle says “Everything in moderation, even moderation.”

I don't see a single reference to Jesus or bananas in this entire post. Aren't you ashamed of yourself for ruining precious Petal's thread like this? Say something relevant about Jesus (and/or bananas) or get out!

[Lisa H]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

People laugh at us in Australia because we eat the two animals on our coat of arms - the kangaroo and the emu.

But Jo Freddy eats his god. What could possibly be more funny than that?

Jo Freddy dying of food poisoning after eating his god.

[Sister Charli]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

But Jo Freddy eats his god. What could possibly be more funny than that?

Jo Freddy dying of food poisoning after eating his god.

Hahahaha. Yes Sister Lisa. That sure is more funny.

Hugz for Petal. Sorry your thread has been hyjacked with noodly rubbish.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

People laugh at us in Australia because we eat the two animals on our coat of arms - the kangaroo and the emu.

But Jo Freddy eats his god. What could possibly be more funny than that?

Chaz I have pointed this out to you before, but I will do so again, but I understand you suffer from being hard of thinking so I will not be surprised if you still don't get it.

Frequently Asked Questions

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

I don't see a single reference to Jesus or bananas in this entire post. Aren't you ashamed of yourself for ruining precious Petal's thread like this? Say something relevant about Jesus (and/or bananas) or get out!

Why would I want to reference your imaginary friend?
As for derailing this thread by moving the conversation onto diet take that up with sister BIG

Every day? How much do you weigh? Do you have diabetes? You know my father lost 100 pounds on Atkins and has kept it off for over 40 years now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

That Dolly Lllama you're mentioning is a jap demon. Better not listen to it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

That Dolly Lllama you're mentioning is a jap demon. Better not listen to it.

You are confused Zekie Boy
Frequently Asked Questions

1 Ages ago, there was a young, inquisitive pirate who was called Frequently. He had a tendency to ask a lot of questions
2 One day, his mates told him of the glory that was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3 Wanting to know more, Frequently sought out the wise and learned Dalai Llama, who was in fact an alpaca, and Frequently Asked Questions.

Dalai Llama of Pastafarianism was an alpaca.
Dalai Lama of Buddhism is a person.
Similar name different beings.
Capish?

Are you deliberately trying to distract people from Petal's thread?

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Oh Noes!!!! A banana with a black blotch!! Consider my lack of faith shaken!!!!

I don't know what is more pathetic. The fact that you brainless neanderthals are so desperate to find you god in food or that you think you know what your god would look like in human form. There were no photographs back when he "lived" nor does the b.i.b.l.e. say what he looks like. Shit, people can't even confirm he was white!! I wish it would come out that jesus was of african american descent. If only he were real...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Oh Noes!!!! A banana with a black blotch!! Consider my lack of faith shaken!!!!

I don't know what is more pathetic. The fact that you brainless neanderthals are so desperate to find you god in food or that you think you know what your god would look like in human form. There were no photographs back when he "lived" nor does the b.i.b.l.e. say what he looks like. Shit, people can't even confirm he was white!! I wish it would come out that jesus was of african american descent. If only he were real...

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

That proves absolutely NOTHING! Your bible's meaning is completely up to the reader's interpretation. In fact, I think it's saying jesus was gay since his eyes were FLAMING!!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

That proves absolutely NOTHING! Your bible's meaning is completely up to the reader's interpretation. In fact, I think it's saying jesus was gay since his eyes were FLAMING!!

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

How else would you interpret, "His head was white," if not to mean "His head was white"?

Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

How else would you interpret "My beloved is white," if not to mean, "my beloved is white"?

Tell us, foul sinner, how would you interpret these lines then, since you are so uppity about it.

We know that Jesus was not gay because of this verse:

2 Corinthians 5:21 (King James Version)

21For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him.

If Jesus knew no sin, then Jesus couldn't have been gay.

[Lisa H]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

That proves absolutely NOTHING! Your bible's meaning is completely up to the reader's interpretation. In fact, I think it's saying jesus was gay since his eyes were FLAMING!!

Your the one thats the flaming homer.

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

If Jesus knew no sin, then Jesus couldn't have been gay.

Unless being gay isn't a sin...and for your info, I have been married to the same woman for almost 10 years and we have 1 child together so that kinda blows the whole "me being the flaming homer" theory.

Your the one thats the flaming homer

Ooohh, that'll teach me! What are we 5 years old? Just because you have that age mentality doesn't mean your comebacks mean anything...dumbass!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Unless being gay isn't a sin...

Have you even heard of the Bible?

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Have you even heard of the Bible?

Yeah, it's a very entertaining collection of fairy tales and stories. I've read it several times and I doubt there's ever been a more spectacular piece of fiction written by man than it!