[Lisa H]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Yeah, it's a very entertaining collection of fairy tales and stories. I've read it several times and I doubt there's ever been a more spectacular piece of fiction written by man than it!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

It is sad that atheists are filled with so much anger that they have to search out a Godly site like this and a thread started by sweet Petal so that they can take their rage out on someone.

You know that Jesus can take that rage away? Yes, if you humbly ask him for forgiveness for your sins and to fill you with the Holy Spirit, Jesus can fill you with the True Christian(TM) love that we all feel every day.

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

You know that Jesus can take that rage away? Yes, if you humbly ask him for forgiveness for your sins and to fill you with the Holy Spirit, Jesus can fill you with the True Christian™ love that we all feel every day.

So will a bottle of Whiskey!!! And I can PROVE that the bottle exists.


You're the one that's the flaming homer.

@ Lisa H- Here I fixed it for you. What's wrong? Have they not gotten to contractions in your 3rd grade english class, yet?

[Jo Freddie]

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@ Lisa H- Here I fixed it for you. What's wrong? Have they not gotten to contractions in your 3rd grade english class, yet?

I am not sure what grade she made it to in English, I do know that her comprehension skills are VERY bad.

[SUV]

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You're the one that's the flaming homer.

Friend, are you Sure you Know what a homer! even is?

We're talking something a little worse than Homer Simpson here.

And why is that e bolded? What is this, some kind of Da Vinci Code?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

So will a bottle of Whiskey!!! And I can PROVE that the bottle exists.


You're the one that's the flaming homer.

@ Lisa H- Here I fixed it for you. What's wrong? Have they not gotten to contractions in your 3rd grade english class, yet?

So this is what a public education will get you. Insults thrown at a playground level

I'm not a homer, I'm a married woman with three children.

Why are you so angry? Was your mommy too busy with her career to love you? Did your daddy drink too much? Did a catholic priest touch you? I really don't understand all the hatred towards Jesus. He loves you and brought you to this forum for a reason. Please take this chance to turn your life over to Jesus so that you can be happy for all eternity.

[Timofey]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Not only is a homer who is deceiving his wife and begetting future homer chillren, he is a drunk to boot with his whiskey talk.

[iluvdarwin]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Friend, are you Sure you Know what a homer! even is?

We're talking something a little worse than Homer Simpson here.

And why is that e bolded? What is this, some kind of Da Vinci Code?

It's called "Proper English." You should check it out. It's nothing new but apparently it escaped most of you since your holy book was written in Hebrew. Here's a little lesson:

Your- posessive. As in this is your choice to be ignorant
You're- contraction of "you are". As in You're the dumbest group of retards on the internet.

Understand?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

And why is that e bolded? What is this, some kind of Da Vinci Code?

For comprehension 0/10 please try harder

[SUV]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

You're the dumbest group of retards on the internet.

Why, what a terrible thing to say about the Differently Abled!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

It's called "Proper English." You should check it out. It's nothing new but apparently it escaped most of you since your holy book was written in Hebrew. Here's a little lesson:

Your- posessive. As in this is your choice to be ignorant
You're- contraction of "you are". As in You're the dumbest group of retards on the internet.

Understand?

So now we have a homer, lying, grammar nazi on our hands.

Really, why are you so angry?

[iluvdarwin]

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So this is what a public education will get you. Insults thrown at a playground level

I'm not a homer, I'm a married woman with three children.

Why are you so angry? Was your mommy too busy with her career to love you? Did your daddy drink too much? Did a catholic priest touch you? I really don't understand all the hatred towards Jesus. He loves you and brought you to this forum for a reason. Please take this chance to turn your life over to Jesus so that you can be happy for all eternity.

None of this was directed at anyone. I was correcting her spelling. Nor am I a homer as I am a married man with a wife and young son.

[Lisa H]

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None of this was directed at anyone. I was correcting her spelling. Nor am I a homer as I am a married man with a wife and young son.

Again with your lies. If I did use your instead of you're, it would not matter for you. You are deaf to the Lord and want to go to hell. I am sure the devil has a place for you. He may even give you plenty of time to correct spelling mistakes while being poked with his pitch fork.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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None of this was directed at anyone. I was correcting her spelling. Nor am I a homer as I am a married man with a wife and young son.

Well, you were directing your anger at someone, missy!! One thing though; if you are wanting to play grammar nazi, please ensure that your own grammar is beyond reproach! (just an observation..it isn't)

As to your whiskey bottle comment. God originally CREATED the sand so that bottle could be made. God also CREATED all of the grains used to make whiskey!

Genesis 1


9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.



Lastly, the entire Bible was NOT originally written in Hebrew, so that is even more proof of how little your monkey-mind knows!

YIC

Mrs. P Wintersnow

[Aristotle]

Re: this banana gonna gives them athiests nitemares

Oh Noes!!!! A banana with a black blotch!! Consider my lack of faith shaken!!!!

I don't know what is more pathetic. The fact that you brainless neanderthals are so desperate to find you god in food or that you think you know what your god would look like in human form. There were no photographs back when he "lived" nor does the b.i.b.l.e. say what he looks like. Shit, people can't even confirm he was white!! I wish it would come out that jesus was of african american descent. If only he were real...

JESUS is real but you may not be. These forums do not need unsaved trash polluting them. If you need to see what GOD and JESUS look like, go up on the main Landover Baptist website.