[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Proven liars? I don't understand how you can even say this. How can you just dismiss scientific research?

Secular scientsist change their story and get caught in lies all the time. Ever heard of "Piltdown Man?"

You really might want to go back and read this thread through from the first post. You might learn something.

This is a Christian forum, son. We're here to uplift Jesus, not worship monkeys.

[JennyD]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Proven liars? I don't understand how you can even say this. How can you just dismiss scientific research?

God wrote the Bible thousands of years ago.

He created the Universe and everything in it. Even you.

Meanwhile, you'd rather look to a few people -- His creation -- to explain everything that the all-knowing and all-powerful Creator did.

How sensible do you think that is, Jordan?

[Jordan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

God wrote the Bible thousands of years ago.

He created the Universe and everything in it. Even you.

Meanwhile, you'd rather look to a few people -- His creation -- to explain everything that the all-knowing and all-powerful Creator did.

How sensible do you think that is, Jordan?

Proof, all I'm looking for. Oh I found some, yep you guessed it, in science. Why? Cause I can see it, in books, in practical labs in everyday life!

[JennyD]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Proof, all I'm looking for. Oh I found some, yep you guessed it, in science. Why? Cause I can see it, in books, in practical labs in everyday life!

Show me the "proof" of your "big bang" from a lab.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Proof, all I'm looking for. Oh I found some, yep you guessed it, in science. Why? Cause I can see it, in books, in practical labs in everyday life!

Proof requires observation. We have the best possible observer with God friend. Don't you think that trumps your lab experiments?

[Jordan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Proof requires observation. We have the best possible observer with God friend. Don't you think that trumps your lab experiments?

NO. Not at all. Don't you think that acquiring actual results is good enough? Cause evolution has been proven. The "theory" that we came from Adam and Eve is wrong on so many levels. It's proven that when an incest child is born, they most likely suffer from physical or mental disabilities. Why aren't we all disabled then?

[Robert A. Adams]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

So i'm a believer in science, let me know if any of this is too complicated for you.

take a piece of string, and use it to draw a semi-circle (you know, you probably learned it in that last year of school that you completed, grade 5ish?)
Just to clearify, thats an arc thats 180˚

This is where it things get CRAZY!
Take that same piece of string and call it the 'radius' yeah thast one of those mathematical words. now carefully see how many times that string fits along the line that you have drawn as your semi-circle. Notice it fits more that 3 times. In fact, it fits 3.141592653 times. funny isnt it, that sounds like one of those things i'm not supposed to believe in. Someone needs to explain this to me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

NO. Not at all. Don't you think that acquiring actual results is good enough? Cause evolution has been proven. The "theory" that we came from Adam and Eve is wrong on so many levels. It's proven that when an incest child is born, they most likely suffer from physical or mental disabilities. Why aren't we all disabled then?

Because Adam didn't have any mitochondrial DNA. All of the biological 'mistakes' that happen nowdays is because women will happily breed outside their race or species and SATAN is waiting for them. If not for that, there would be no retards. No one can disagree with that from a scientific basis. It's obvious.

[Nobar King]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

How can you have that many pieces of string?

[Robert A. Adams]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

its one of those things you can re-use. kinda like a bible. funny i thought even you people would figure out that much. i guess i really needed to simplify it

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

So i'm a believer in science, let me know if any of this is too complicated for you.

take a piece of string, and use it to draw a semi-circle (you know, you probably learned it in that last year of school that you completed, grade 5ish?)
Just to clearify, thats an arc thats 180˚

This is where it things get CRAZY!
Take that same piece of string and call it the 'radius' yeah thast one of those mathematical words. now carefully see how many times that string fits along the line that you have drawn as your semi-circle. Notice it fits more that 3 times. In fact, it fits 3.141592653 times. funny isnt it, that sounds like one of those things i'm not supposed to believe in. Someone needs to explain this to me.

Son, you are not going to get me to start trying to 'draw a semicircle with string' until you build a car with liquid water. HELLO, we aren't dumb here! 3.14 is closer to 3.00 than it is to 3.20. People think the Bible says '3', but they are not Biblical scholars! Pi is accurately stated in the Bible, thousands of years before anyone could measure it.

The number 3 was only for dummies and surveyors. Really clever people would recognize that the word for measuring line is usually (q-w), while in 1 Ki 7:23 it's (q-w-h). Now establish the numerical value of each word: q+w = 100+6 = 106; q+w+h = 100+6+5 = 111. Now divide 111 by 106 and multiply the outcome with the 3 for dummies. What do you get: 3.1415! Hah! Holy is the Lord!

[Robert A. Adams]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

so you do believe in pi? hmm thats interesting

on a completely unrelated note, just out of curiousity. How many bibles are sold in a year?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

so you do believe in pi? hmm thats interesting

on a completely unrelated note, just out of curiousity. How many bibles are sold in a year?

I don't 'believe in' pi. It's a calculation GOD gave to Noah to build the ark. Landover sells about 20 million Bibles a year, so worldwide probably seventy million. We aren't sure; we haven't got rid of the false ones and the Qu'uran yet.

[Robert A. Adams]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I don't 'believe in' pi. It's a calculation GOD gave to Noah to build the ark. Landover sells about 20 million Bibles a year, so worldwide probably seventy million. We aren't sure; we haven't got rid of the false ones and the Qu'uran yet.

Oh awesome thanks. I was just wondering because i would consider a possible 70 000 000 to be a very large number. Am i allowed to believe in that?

That leads to another innocent question. I understand that you are pressuring me to believe science is bad (yeah i cave to peer pressure pretty quick) but is scientific notation bad? becuase its writing the exact same number a different way, just like writing the bible in a different language. Oh and to make this more interesting i'd prefer the response to be written by two seperate people, without any prior discussion just to get all possible opinions.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Oh awesome thanks. I was just wondering because i would consider a possible 70 000 000 to be a very large number. Am i allowed to believe in that?

That leads to another innocent question. I understand that you are pressuring me to believe science is bad (yeah i cave to peer pressure pretty quick) but is scientific notation bad? becuase its writing the exact same number a different way, just like writing the bible in a different language. Oh and to make this more interesting i'd prefer the response to be written by two seperate people, without any prior discussion just to get all possible opinions.

Son, I am not fooled by 'innocent questions that aren't. I have been at this all my many years. But I am also a scientist and I write in the shorthand of science as regards numbers, formulas and equations, which are not changeable no matter what language one uses.

It is NOT like writing the Bible in a different language. GOD inspired the scribes of King James to write His Holy word in 1610. No one argues that the scribes didn't misspell a word or two. But the message is absolutely pure.