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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Lisa H, just thought I'd let you know I still love you even if you are damning me for denying the Earth Myth... but then, I suppose all of you Xylins are like that.

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      When you are outside you will notice that everything we say is true.
      But when you put the bible down, it suddenly isn't true. Strange, right?

      Jesus pi.ffleing Christ, have I not been pi.ffleing banned by some bitch-ass pi.ffleing religious nutjob yet? God damn...

      I swear, if this site is some 4chan-ran network, I am very impressed. Great trol.ling. I've had fun.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by ZeRoyalViking View Post
        But when you put the bible down, it suddenly isn't true. Strange, right?

        Jesus pi.ffleing Christ, have I not been pi.ffleing banned by some bitch-ass pi.ffleing religious nutjob yet? God damn...

        I swear, if this site is some 4chan-ran network, I am very impressed. Great trol.ling. I've had fun.
        The flat earth is true, when you are holding a Bible or not.

        No use in swearing. It does not help in your learning. Are you getting frustrated because it is all too much information to take in?

        This is Landover Baptist Church Forums. You can tell by the logo on top and the URL.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by ZeRoyalViking View Post
          But when you put the bible down, it suddenly isn't true. Strange, right?

          Jesus pi.ffleing Christ, have I not been pi.ffleing banned by some bitch-ass pi.ffleing religious nutjob yet? God damn...

          I swear, if this site is some 4chan-ran network, I am very impressed. Great trol.ling. I've had fun.
          Why would we ban you. We love you and want to save your soul from the vast ignorance you have been brainwashed to believe in.

          If you want to leave, you can just click the "x" on the top corner of the page...

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Meijin Ryuu Muramasa View Post
            For such "in-demand" professionals, they sure are a bunch of idiots for not realizing this "Earth" you speak of, doesn't even exist.
            This is base rudeness of a new, uncalled-for sort.

            How dare you question our fine professionals?! They are constantly in demand to tour the international Creation Science convention circuit!!

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              The flat earth is true, when you are holding a Bible or not.

              No use in swearing. It does not help in your learning. Are you getting frustrated because it is all too much information to take in?

              This is Landover Baptist Church Forums. You can tell by the logo on top and the URL.
              This is fun, you're like Cleverbot!

              Ok, what is the meaning of life?

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by ZeRoyalViking View Post
                This site seems to good to be true, btw. I had a few good laughs reading through all the threads in this forum.
                Nice. Our entire faith-based community offers you courtesy, respect, KNOWLEDGE, and a chance at eternal Salvation™, and you "laugh" at us?

                How sad that is.

                Go outside if you guys really want to know how crazy you sound. The Puritan times are over.
                The words of faith we devote our lives to predate even the Puritan Era (a fine group of people, BTW, who selflessly saved us from the Indians.)

                2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by ZeRoyalViking View Post
                  This is fun, you're like Cleverbot!

                  Ok, what is the meaning of life?
                  To serve God with all your heart, soul and might.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    THE MEANING OF LIFE: To serve God with all your heart, soul and might.
                    Well, we're supposed to tithe, too. Right?

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      obviously you are all dumb idiots please read my refutations to your stupidity

                      1) Jump!
                      Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?

                      If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.

                      ARE YOU piffleING KIDDING ME?! LOL

                      listen if you jump up and down on a truck thats going 75, you will still land on the truck, this is because you are moving WITH the truck as your feet are planted. the same goes for earth, why dont you take a jump of faith on a truck going 50 MPH, if anything will knock you off its the wind resistance.




                      2) Blow!
                      Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

                      This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

                      That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.


                      Mass is what creates gravity, a balloon has a very light mass, vs a solid rock has a very dense mass. and also a balloon and a piece of paper is not in the same scale frame as a person and the planet earth


                      3) Get High!
                      Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

                      If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.

                      are you serious? we have pictures from space that the earth is round... notice how there are no pictures of it being flat

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Logic&reason676767 View Post
                        -Old refudiated arguments removed-
                        If you had bothered to read through this thread, you would have realized that your questions have been answered time and time again for the past 391 pages.

                        However, I do want to make one quick point. We know that there haven't been any pictures taken of the Earth from outer space because all of the "pictures" out there clearly show a spherical Earth, which we know is a patently false idea.
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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Logic&reason676767 View Post
                          are you serious? we have pictures from space that the earth is round... notice how there are no pictures of it being flat
                          But who took the "pictures"? And why?

                          Think about that.

                          Think of who exactly stood to gain the most from discrediting the holy Bible(tm).

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                            But who took the "pictures"? And why?
                            I guess that these days the one with a camera and an illegal copy of Photoshop (tm) holds the truth.............
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn View Post
                              Sorry, as an atheist I feel compelled to step in here and point out that you are wrong here. Wieght is a measurement of the strength of gravitational attraction between to masses. One mass, by itself, does not have anything such as "weight."

                              Please don't make us look bad by arguing about things you don't fully understand.
                              Don't worry, think that these dudes aren't even trying to understand anything

                              It's not that I don't understand it, it's just that I translated it incorrectly. I'm not an english speaker, you know. I meant "mass". And if I'm not wrong, mass is a property of the matter! A balloon does not have much mass, even if it's full of air. So the gravitational attraction the small piece of paper to the balloon is smaller in many orders of magnitude than its weight: so it falls down. That's what I meant, is it still incorrect?

                              In my language, the word for weight is informally associated to mass. That's why it seems there is a misconception, but I think I understand it fully

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by NonDumbPal View Post
                                Don't worry, think that these dudes aren't even trying to understand anything

                                It's not that I don't understand it, it's just that I translated it incorrectly. I'm not an english speaker, you know. I meant "mass". And if I'm not wrong, mass is a property of the matter! A balloon does not have much mass, even if it's full of air. So the gravitational attraction the small piece of paper to the balloon is smaller in many orders of magnitude than its weight: so it falls down. That's what I meant, is it still incorrect?

                                In my language, the word for weight is informally associated to mass. That's why it seems there is a misconception, but I think I understand it fully
                                If something gets lost in translation it's certainly not your papist language traits.

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