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  • proving myself wrong
    Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
    • Dec 2010
    • 5

    #3931
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Really... That`s your answer? You`re blaming someone else? (It figures.) If he were really adamant about the earth being flat, he would have caught that huge hypocritical mistake and sent it back in to be fixed, nstead of posting it all over the internet. It would be like the leader of P.E.T.A. (People of Ethical Treatments of Animals)wearing a rabbit fur coat while eating salmon. Wow. Please come up with something more substantial next time.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3932
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by proving myself wrong View Post
      Really... That`s your answer? You`re blaming someone else? (It figures.) If he were really adamant about the earth being flat, he would have caught that huge hypocritical mistake and sent it back in to be fixed
      Not this again, this has been explained countless times; round as a coin and just as flat - you would have known that if you read the entire thread.

      Also you can see further evidence HERE

      Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm at it Mr. Lazy?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Joe-XXXXXL
        Unsaved trash, Obese fool
        • Dec 2010
        • 29

        #3933
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
        Not this again, this has been explained countless times; round as a coin and just as flat - you would have known that if you read the entire thread.

        Also you can see further evidence HERE

        Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm at it Mr. Lazy?
        You obviously didn't read his previous post where he said 'and there is a shadow indicating that the earth is round'

        Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm at it Mr. Lazy?

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #3934
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
          You obviously didn't read his previous post where he said 'and there is a shadow indicating that the earth is round'

          Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm at it Mr. Lazy?
          You could lose some weight so you are no longer an XL.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #3935
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            You could lose some weight so you are no longer an XL.
            Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.


            Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


            Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


            Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Joe-XXXXXL
              Unsaved trash, Obese fool
              • Dec 2010
              • 29

              #3936
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              You could lose some weight so you are no longer an XL.
              Rofl you don't understand anything.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #3937
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Why are you people so fixated on my signature? Haven't you ever heard of artistic license? It's not supposed to be an accurate map of the Earth, heck, look at the continents. They're in weird shapes and unconnected.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #3938
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                  Rofl you don't understand anything.
                  I understand lots of things. You seem to have have problems understanding how the earth is flat and artistic drawings.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Joe-XXXXXL
                    Unsaved trash, Obese fool
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 29

                    #3939
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    I understand lots of things. You seem to have have problems understanding how the earth is flat and artistic drawings.
                    The Earth really isn't flat.

                    Oh and you also have some problems understanding what my user name means.

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #3940
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                      The Earth really isn't flat.
                      If your mean perfectly flat like a mirror, then yes. Since it has mountains, ravines, and oceans, it more like a pizza. But the earth is flat.

                      Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                      Oh and you also have some problems understanding what my user name means.
                      your user name is Joe - Xtra Large!
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #3941
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                        The Earth really isn't flat.
                        Sigh. It's been said a hundred times: no, the earth isn't perfectly flat like a mirror, it's bumpy because there are mountains and such. What we mean with "flat" is the approximate shape. But hey, way to go on the nitpicking. Kudos!
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #3942
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                          You obviously didn't read his previous post where he said 'and there is a shadow indicating that the earth is round'

                          Is there anything else I can do for you while I'm at it Mr. Lazy?
                          As Rev. Jim just pointed out; artistic license.

                          What you can do for me? READ the Bible (KJV1611 not the fisher price versions) and get a clue as to the True Nature of the world. Don't be so ignorant
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • Serpent
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 44

                            #3943
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            The Earth isn’t flat, that’s for sure. And if you look at a photograph, the Earth really looks round.



                            Every picture of Earth ever taken shows only a circular shape, and the only geometric solid which looks like a circle from any direction is a sphere.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22357

                              #3944
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Serpent View Post
                              The Earth isn’t flat, that’s for sure. And if you look at a photograph, the Earth really looks round.
                              How does some picture made with Photoshop prove anything?

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                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Joe-XXXXXL
                                Unsaved trash, Obese fool
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 29

                                #3945
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                Sigh. It's been said a hundred times: no, the earth isn't perfectly flat like a mirror, it's bumpy because there are mountains and such. What we mean with "flat" is the approximate shape.
                                Well of course it isn't perfectly flat, I'm not a dumbass >.> I said it wasn't flat because it's round. You ever heard of google earth? Well guess what, they took pictures of the earth from space and guess what it looks like, a sphere! :O And don't go and say it's not real because do you even know how long it would take to photoshop the whole earth?

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                your user name is Joe - Xtra Large!

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