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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
    Well they changed mine. Why would I even put a picture like that as my avatar?
    Well you're proud enough of your gluttony to name yourself Joe-XL. As others have asked, what does this have to do with the world being flat? Are you big enough to have things orbit around yourself? Can you prove a round earth that way? Please, show us the great scientific revelation you have that has not already been debunked on this thread. Not that I'll hold my breath.
    Drama queen

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
      Thank you for confirming that Sister Felicity. Yours should be the final word on the subject considering all the prayer meetings and private counseling sessions you have with the powers that be at Landover Baptist Church. Joe-XL probably forgot he sipped himself into a drunken stupor and changed his own avatar. (I wonder how many vats that took considering his girth?) Now he wants to shift the blame to True Christian™ mods and admins because of his own remorse and shame.
      I've never even been drunk before as I'm not old enough to drink. Even if I did put that as my avatar i'd have removed it by now.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        Well you're proud enough of your gluttony to name yourself Joe-XL. As others have asked, what does this have to do with the world being flat? Are you big enough to have things orbit around yourself? Can you prove a round earth that way? Please, show us the great scientific revelation you have that has not already been debunked on this thread. Not that I'll hold my breath.
        As i've said before, you don't understand my username.


        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        Will you stop going on and on about your avatar already?!? Sheesh. Okay, you're fat. We've seen it, we've acknowledged it, we've been grossed out about it. Fine, it's all done, you've had your way.

        Now can we PLEASE drop the subject of you being "XL" and return to the topic at hand?
        Don't blame me because you can't grasp the idea that I'm not fat. You have no evidence other than a random picture that one of the mods put as my avatar.

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
          As i've said before, you don't understand my username.




          Don't blame me because you can't grasp the idea that I'm not fat. You have no evidence other than a random picture that one of the mods put as my avatar.
          Okay at this point I have to ask, do you have anything to add to the conversation about 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! Or are you just going to keep complaining about how mean we are to you.
          Drama queen

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
            As i've said before, you don't understand my username.

            Don't blame me because you can't grasp the idea that I'm not fat. You have no evidence other than a random picture that one of the mods put as my avatar.
            Look Joe, I don't know how much clearer anybody can make this. To paraphrase Sister BiG, unless you have proven gravity by getting small objects to orbit around your massive girth, then WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

            This thread is about the earth being flat, not Joe-XL being (exceptionally) round.
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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Okay at this point I have to ask, do you have anything to add to the conversation about 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! Or are you just going to keep complaining about how mean we are to you.
              To be fair BIG, it's slightly on-topic.

              If the world wasn't flat BEFORE Joe-XL got on it, it definitely is now

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.


                Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


                Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


                Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;
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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                  Don't blame me because you can't grasp the idea that I'm not fat.
                  Guessing that your BMI surpasses morbid obesity and lands you in super obese territory, I'd say that "fat" doesn't cover it all. Out of curiosity, where did you get such a large shirt?
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                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by Joe-XL View Post
                    I've never even been drunk before as I'm not old enough to drink. Even if I did put that as my avatar i'd have removed it by now.
                    What does you age have to do with whether or not you drink? This report shows that kids 12 or younger can drink to excess. It is the leading cause of death among teens.


                    See can all see your ulterior motive for leaving it up. If you removed it, you wouldn't have anything to complain about. You would then become a speechless lurker. You are too proud and vain to do that.
                    YiJC, BS

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      I have to say, i am blown away by this thread. I knew there were fundamentalists and xenophobes and idiots in the world but didnt suspect people could be such ridiculous combinations of all three.

                      As a person rooted in logic and reason i almost wet myself laughing at the "experments" suggested in post 1. Balloons and jumping up and down, Really? Australians falling off the planet because its spherical, LMAO.

                      All of the hilariously idiotic statements from previous posts aside, i find it very disturbing and almost scary that the majority of the sigs on this site show a clear hatred of anyone who does not conform to their worldview.

                      Science is evil? Along with North Koreans and anthropologists? I feel sorry for you, but more so any children you may have.

                      IMO The bible is a collection of 3,000 year old stories corrupted by mistranslations and personal agendas and cannot be taken seroiusly.

                      And just for the record, the world is not flat, open your eyes

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Normal Guy View Post
                        I have to say, i am blown away by this thread. I knew there were fundamentalists and xenophobes and idiots in the world but didnt suspect people could be such ridiculous combinations of all three.

                        As a person rooted in logic and reason i almost wet myself laughing at the "experments" suggested in post 1. Balloons and jumping up and down, Really? Australians falling off the planet because its spherical, LMAO.

                        All of the hilariously idiotic statements from previous posts aside, i find it very disturbing and almost scary that the majority of the sigs on this site show a clear hatred of anyone who does not conform to their worldview.

                        Science is evil? Along with North Koreans and anthropologists? I feel sorry for you, but more so any children you may have.

                        IMO The bible is a collection of 3,000 year old stories corrupted by mistranslations and personal agendas and cannot be taken seroiusly.

                        And just for the record, the world is not flat, open your eyes
                        http://www.csam.montclair.edu/earth/...d/Apollo17.jpg
                        How can you call yourself "normal" when you reject God? That's sick.

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          How can you call yourself "normal" when you reject God? That's sick.
                          I never said i reject god, just that the bible cannot be taken seriously.

                          I am an agnostic, so i would say i do reject your idea of god, but not the idea itself.

                          "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study" as a signature combined with the other links in your signature is kind of self defeating dont you think?

                          >>> Boasters (Romans 1:30)
                          >>> Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Normal Guy View Post
                            I never said i reject god, just that the bible cannot be taken seriously.

                            I am an agnostic, so i would say i do reject your idea of god, but not the idea itself.

                            "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study" as a signature combined with the other links in your signature is kind of self defeating dont you think?

                            >>> Boasters (Romans 1:30)
                            >>> Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
                            Do you take lakes of fire seriously? Do you take being endlessly tormented by a beast seriously? You obviously don't respect anyone because you're trying to derail that is about the very SCIENCE you Darwinists worship.

                            Janine Walker

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                              Do you take lakes of fire seriously? Do you take being endlessly tormented by a beast seriously?
                              Not when a 3000 year old book is telling me about them, no.

                              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                              You obviously don't respect anyone because you're trying to derail that is about the very SCIENCE you Darwinists worship.

                              Janine Walker
                              That statement does not make sense, please clarify

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Normal Guy View Post
                                Not when a 3000 year old book is telling me about them, no.



                                That statement does not make sense, please clarify
                                You obviously don't respect anyone because you're trying to derail a thread* that is about the very SCIENCE you Darwinists worship.

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