[darkflame]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

i agree 100% with GURRENLAGANN

the bible was blatantly written by some1 who was high as fuck

[Levi Jones]

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Athiests? where? I'm not an Athiest Although it is hard to hate something that doesn't exist, i'd say people like you contribute to the hating of a real character.

If the bible proves that god exists.

Then the lord of the rings proves Gandalf exists.

How horrible for you to compare the inerrant Word of God to fantasy!

If you are having a hard time wrapping your brain around the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth and etc., I don't believe you and I have much to talk about.

[GURRENLAGANN]

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If the bible proves that god exists.

Then the lord of the rings proves Gandalf exists.

It's as simple as, you cannot dispute this. Disputing the second, disputes the first.

[James Dewitt]

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If the bible proves that god exists.

Then the lord of the rings proves Gandalf exists.

It's as simple as, you cannot dispute this. Disputing the second, disputes the first.

The Bible was written from words provided by God, His inspiration.
The other so called book you mentioned was written by a deranged person.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

[darkflame]

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i would love to hear about the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth etc except i cant afford the amount of weed id need to take it seriously

[James Dewitt]

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i would love to hear about the idea of seas parting, two of every animal on a boat, flaming shrubs and snakes that talk, city walls falling from trumpet blasts, eating dung bread, virgin births, the dead rising from the grave and walking, Jesus riding a horse with a sword that protrudes from His mouth etc except i cant afford the amount of weed id need to take it seriously

God does not like it when you question His word.

[GURRENLAGANN]

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[QUOTE=James Dewitt;584965]The Bible was written from words provided by God, His inspiration.
The other so called book you mentioned was written by a deranged person.

[QUOTE]

Quoting scriptures doesn't help you. I can start quoting LOTR if you like. Or heck, i can quote Narnia, C.S lewis said Aslan is supposed to be god. So based on Narnia - Aslan exists, so does the white witch.

The bible was not written from words provided by god, it was written by people based on happenings in the world. Unless you're telling me god made everything up.

J.R.R Tolkien was also incredibly religious.

Also, if i write a book, and say it was inspired by god, does it make my book true?

P.S Gandalf > God, Seriously, he's so much more awesome.

[darkflame]

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gandalf is alot more awesome and i wasnt questioning the "lords" word i was saying its the greatest work of fiction ever dreamt up

[James Dewitt]

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[QUOTE=GURRENLAGANN;584972][QUOTE=James Dewitt;584965]The Bible was written from words provided by God, His inspiration.
The other so called book you mentioned was written by a deranged person.

Quoting scriptures doesn't help you. I can start quoting LOTR if you like. Or heck, i can quote Narnia, C.S lewis said Aslan is supposed to be god. So based on Narnia - Aslan exists, so does the white witch.

The bible was not written from words provided by god, it was written by people based on happenings in the world. Unless you're telling me god made everything up.

J.R.R Tolkien was also incredibly religious.

Also, if i write a book, and say it was inspired by god, does it make my book true?

P.S Gandalf > God, Seriously, he's so much more awesome.

READ THE SCRIPTURES!

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Do you see what is says? Scripture is given by the inspiration of God.


2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.
The prophets where moved by God


Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
God told the Prophets what to write



Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

God directed the prophets to get a book(Scroll) and write the words that He spoke, They are true to this day.

[GURRENLAGANN]

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gandalf is alot more awesome and i wasnt questioning the "lords" word i was saying its the greatest work of fiction ever dreamt up

Amen! Although i think Lotr comes close, i mean, seriously, Did god ever make an all powerful ring? No he didn't. Granted he had cool plagues and stuff, but no ringwraiths...!

Also, amusingly, j.R.R Tolkien was Roman Catholic and converted C.S Lewis to Christianity from Athiesm, but was angered that C.S lewis joined Church of England. I guess both those people were pretty "Deranged" for being Christian huh? I understand what you were trying to say James Dewitt

P.S Aragorn: Let the lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!

I can quote a book too. Aren't i special?

[James Dewitt]

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Also, amusingly, j.R.R Tolkien was Roman Catholic and converted C.S Lewis to Christianity from Athiesm, but was angered that C.S lewis joined Church of England. I guess both those people were pretty "Deranged" for being Christian huh? I understand what you were trying to say James Dewitt

Aren't i special?

Yes you are special, just fall off the short buss?
The Roman Catlick church as well as the Church of England are no more a Christian church than the damn Mosslims or Hinidos are Christian.
The book that you continue to reference written by J.R.R. Tolkien is the satanic ramblings of a man possessed by Satan.

[darkflame]

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Yeah LOTR is a damn sight better than the bible i mean its got the balrog, a giant ass spider and hordes of orcs

[GURRENLAGANN]

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Yes you are special, just fall off the short buss?
The Roman Catlick church as well as the Church of England are no more a Christian church than the damn Mosslims or Hinidos are Christian.
The book that you continue to reference written by J.R.R. Tolkien is the satanic ramblings of a man possessed by Satan.

Woooah hold it? The Roman Catholic Church isn't christian? ahahah! HAH. HAAAAAAH! Oh this is hilarious. You're. i. hah.

Whatever the book i'm referencing, it's got as much merit and truth as the bible on the basis that both were written by man. Thus. Gandalf would kill God like *that* THOU SHALT NOT PASS! And god will fall into the hole and die.

[James Dewitt]

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Woooah hold it? The Roman Catholic Church isn't christian? ahahah! HAH. HAAAAAAH! Oh this is hilarious. You're. i. hah.

Did I stutter? Ring kissing, Mary worshiping Papist are not Christian, end of story!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490

Whatever the book i'm referencing, it's got as much merit and truth as the bible on the basis that both were written by man. Thus. Gandalf would kill God like *that* THOU SHALT NOT PASS! And god will fall into the hole and die

It seems that you some how do not possess the ability to comprehend my previous posts. Go back a few and re read the posted Scriptures slowly, over and over until it sinks into that thick skull of yours.

[GURRENLAGANN]

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=GURRENLAGANN;584988]

Did I stutter? Ring kissing, Mary worshiping Papist are not Christian, end of story!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490

It seems that you some how do not possess the ability to comprehend my previous posts. Go back a few and re read the posted Scriptures slowly, over and over until it sinks into that thick skull of yours.

Did you stutter? on the internet? this is text, not speech you moron, Stuttering is a speech impediment. I can't believe some people are so dumb....

Huh? What was that? you agree with me that Gandalf could kill god? Your faith isn't very strong i guess...but i can see why, The Church of Gandalf welcomes you. You are converted!