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Will it rain oil?
That beaner Rick Sanchez on CNN keep saying that it's going to start raining oil. Should I put out buckets? Will my roof catch on fire?
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I don't really see how it could get up there. Fire and brimstone, now that's a serious danger, of course, as it is known to occasionally rain down from heaven:Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Genesis 19:24:
Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Of course, we don't know if there is oil in Heaven (there has to be, how else could we drive our cars when we arrive in Heaven?), so maybe if a leak occurs there, it might start raining oil down here.
But then, of course, there are no failing British Oil Companies in Heaven who can cause such stupid mistakes to occur, as Brits go to Hell. So I don't think you have to worry about that.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Will it rain oil?
I would put out buckets and cover your roof with a plastic tarp so you can collect the oil after the oil shower. Praise Jesus, it will be just like Exodus when God sent manna from heaven to the Israelites!
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Nobar King, I would not worry. At no other time in recorded history (barring True Disciple's Genesis example) has it ever rained oil. And believe me, if it started raining oil I'd be out there running around with a bucket
Also, I know no one can know for certain, but cars are a human invention. I'd say it's unlikely for them to be in heaven - surely god has a more efficient, less polluting and cheaper way of moving from point A to B.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Comment
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